The place where we blog looks a little different since last I blogged...amazing...looks more professional and you can actually see the post buttons.
Anyone, I'm home, exciting isn't it? Things are going good here, just trying to settle in completely.
I still haven't seen Equilibrium yet, I think I'm the only one. I will have to borrow that at some point in time so that I may join in on conversations on how good/bad it is.
Halo is one of the best videogames that I've ever played. I'm still a huge Madden and Metal Gear fan, but Halo is a great game with very few flaws. What's weird though, choosing the best game is all relative to the person. That's why reviewers and critics are kind of stupid because it's their opinion. The only good thing about critics is if you can find one that is similar in your taste in games.
In a perfect world I would hope we would all find time to blog at least once every two weeks, but that probably won't happen, so I'm happy when people blog regardless. I know everyone has different time schedules, but I hope to see more blogs from the originals and Kevin. Paradise doesn't have computers, DSL, any sort of technology. I think they rape a lot of livestock though. Kevin can tell us for sure if that rumor is true.
Clubbin' was fun, hopefully more of us can hit the scene a little more often. The club was actually pretty fun though the girl Jonathan spoke of before got me in a little trouble since she started dancing w/ me in front of my gf. I was shocked and wasn't sure what to do. All is good now. Now I know to push the girl to the floor and say, "Back up bitch!" jk...walk away walk away...
Hackin' it up has been pretty fun, let me welcome Flare or Flair like Ric Flair aka Jonathan, Control aka Brendan, and Cheap Trickz aka yours truly...join in on the fun and come up with nicknames as well. If I got to choose names, Jon would be Outer Leg, Brendan would be Sir Talks A Lot and I think I would be Senior Clutch Rally...haha
Icons are needed for 3, well two if Kevin doesn't post soon...
BBQ for the 4th...who's with me?
Vegas late August...i've talked w/ Steve and brendan and it sounds like late August is the best time for them...except Brendan starts school then, but school shmool...anyone else interested..time preference?..just want to know so we can start figuring things out
Magic Mountain? I'm think of going early August...anyone with me on that one?
Alright, I don't have anything great to say now...brain isn't functioning, gettin old, need to blog early in the morning...
Take care y'all..peace out
Jul 2, 2003
Jun 30, 2003
Captain that was very inspiring. I applaud the effort you made to remedy the lack of posing by our founding fathers...however you are still white. And you still paid money to see Spice World. Your opinions on Equilibrium are rendered absurd with a hint of unintelligence. Either way there were some things I also did not like about the film. I think overall I rated it higher than you would have expected since it had a "Gattaca" type of feel to it. Obviously the acrobatics leave something to be desired, but c'mon...have you seen a better use of guns as of recent? Either way...Equilibrium came first...Matrix Reloaded tried to rip off The Cleric's outfits...and Nemo is kicking the Matrix's ass. I still stand by the fact that it is a solid action movie with class. When you get back though we always have a fun time arguing about Halo and whether or not it is the best game ever made...surely we can find room for Equilibrium.
Steve...Steve...Steve...I'm so glad your back. I'm not going to start crying or anything, but this blog is NOT ON THE SAME LEVEL OF STUPIDITY THAT IT ONCE WAS. However I totally understand both points of view from the fathers to the random crackers. Either way I think we are all likeable and hopefully we can melt together to form the ultimate blog that will never ever be on the Blogs of Note. Did I mention that I would have never remembered 3-2-1 Contact. Kudos on that shit. You forgot to ask three questions yourself...make'em good. Hehe. Get blogg'n...you and I are more alike than these sentimental bastards. Truth bitches.
My mom and I had a funny idea. Since we were talking about Guess Who? I thought it would be funny to buy the second generation Guess Who and stick all of us and our mutual friends in the slots instead of the ones they give us. Could you imagine the questions we could ask? Are you a racist bitch...clack clack clack clack clack clack...your BLuckyDay! Does your Pooky look funny...uh...followed by silence...bad question.
Dirty Korean and I were talking about how we need to make a list of DVD's that we want so we don't end up buying stupid shit...like the FULLSCREEN version of Old School. So since I have nothing better to blog about...I'm going to make my list right now. Only 10 so hang in there. Sequels grouped as one.
10. Father of the Bride 1 and 2. (I liked these. If you laugh I can think of a bunch of movies you shmucks like. Hehe)
9. Ghostbusters 1 and even 2 (I can't even really remember these in detail. All I know is that I liked 'em. Do...Ray......EGON!)
8. Jerry Maguire (I thought this film was dope...if I can only find it for a good price.)
7. In Paris...When it Sizzles (The title sounds and looks like porn...if you ever talk about Audrey like that again I will hurt you.)
6. Casablanca (Everyone's heard of it...no one our age has even seen it. It can't hang around this long if it sucked right?)
5. Back to the Future Trilogy (I give Jon a hard time about the third one...but it isn't as bad as we probably recollect.)
4. Band of Brothers Series (My parents said it was good. Spielberg and Hanks as executive producers...numerous awards we don't care about...it has to be good!)
3. My Fair Lady (No store has this movie...therefore no store has class...and everyone one of them should burn in hell.)
2. The Sting (Newman and Redford = Money and the best on screen duo ever to grace film. Period.)
1. Indiana Jones Trilogy. (I think it is safe to say that these are some of the best films ever made. Probably be number one on a lot of your lists as well)
Speaking of which...Jon was watching this thing where it listed off some of the most powerful people in Hollywood. Spielberg I feel should be number one. In fact anyone who owns there own studio should be number one...NOW I am not biased even though I jock this guy...but guess who got number one...DRUMROLL PLEASE....JENNIFER ANISTON...Did you say Aniston? The chubby girl in Leprachan? What the fuck? WHO THE FUCK THINKS ANISTON IS MORE POWERFUL THAT SPIELBERG. Like I told Jon...well I dunno if I told him but I did remind him of a paycheck Spielberg once received. 250 Million...it would take 250 episodes of Friends for Jennifer to make that shit. Un-fucking-believable. I think it's only cause she married Brad Pitt...and honestly I don't know what he was thinking. Whatever....either way I will never make that list...but with that number one spot being given away to her...I'm getting my hopes up.
That's about it. One last question...where is J.Reid...besides sitting around Chico looking like a drunken chipmunk? Peace out. And BLuckyDay Bless.
Steve...Steve...Steve...I'm so glad your back. I'm not going to start crying or anything, but this blog is NOT ON THE SAME LEVEL OF STUPIDITY THAT IT ONCE WAS. However I totally understand both points of view from the fathers to the random crackers. Either way I think we are all likeable and hopefully we can melt together to form the ultimate blog that will never ever be on the Blogs of Note. Did I mention that I would have never remembered 3-2-1 Contact. Kudos on that shit. You forgot to ask three questions yourself...make'em good. Hehe. Get blogg'n...you and I are more alike than these sentimental bastards. Truth bitches.
My mom and I had a funny idea. Since we were talking about Guess Who? I thought it would be funny to buy the second generation Guess Who and stick all of us and our mutual friends in the slots instead of the ones they give us. Could you imagine the questions we could ask? Are you a racist bitch...clack clack clack clack clack clack...your BLuckyDay! Does your Pooky look funny...uh...followed by silence...bad question.
Dirty Korean and I were talking about how we need to make a list of DVD's that we want so we don't end up buying stupid shit...like the FULLSCREEN version of Old School. So since I have nothing better to blog about...I'm going to make my list right now. Only 10 so hang in there. Sequels grouped as one.
10. Father of the Bride 1 and 2. (I liked these. If you laugh I can think of a bunch of movies you shmucks like. Hehe)
9. Ghostbusters 1 and even 2 (I can't even really remember these in detail. All I know is that I liked 'em. Do...Ray......EGON!)
8. Jerry Maguire (I thought this film was dope...if I can only find it for a good price.)
7. In Paris...When it Sizzles (The title sounds and looks like porn...if you ever talk about Audrey like that again I will hurt you.)
6. Casablanca (Everyone's heard of it...no one our age has even seen it. It can't hang around this long if it sucked right?)
5. Back to the Future Trilogy (I give Jon a hard time about the third one...but it isn't as bad as we probably recollect.)
4. Band of Brothers Series (My parents said it was good. Spielberg and Hanks as executive producers...numerous awards we don't care about...it has to be good!)
3. My Fair Lady (No store has this movie...therefore no store has class...and everyone one of them should burn in hell.)
2. The Sting (Newman and Redford = Money and the best on screen duo ever to grace film. Period.)
1. Indiana Jones Trilogy. (I think it is safe to say that these are some of the best films ever made. Probably be number one on a lot of your lists as well)
Speaking of which...Jon was watching this thing where it listed off some of the most powerful people in Hollywood. Spielberg I feel should be number one. In fact anyone who owns there own studio should be number one...NOW I am not biased even though I jock this guy...but guess who got number one...DRUMROLL PLEASE....JENNIFER ANISTON...Did you say Aniston? The chubby girl in Leprachan? What the fuck? WHO THE FUCK THINKS ANISTON IS MORE POWERFUL THAT SPIELBERG. Like I told Jon...well I dunno if I told him but I did remind him of a paycheck Spielberg once received. 250 Million...it would take 250 episodes of Friends for Jennifer to make that shit. Un-fucking-believable. I think it's only cause she married Brad Pitt...and honestly I don't know what he was thinking. Whatever....either way I will never make that list...but with that number one spot being given away to her...I'm getting my hopes up.
That's about it. One last question...where is J.Reid...besides sitting around Chico looking like a drunken chipmunk? Peace out. And BLuckyDay Bless.
i'm back.
I'll blog as soon as i think of something interesting to say. hmm...in that case, maybe i'm not back.
but yeh.
Jon:
1) Orion Pax. This was his name before he was tricked by Megatron, who killed him, and his friends Aerial and Dion. He was taken to Alpha Trion. AT was the leader of the Autobots at the time, and he would later pass on the Matrix of Leadership on to Optimus.
2) Low Light. Or Lady J/Flint, Scarlet/Duke, Jinx/Falcon, and just to show off, Baroness/Destro
3)3-2-1 Contact
How big of a nerd am i?
I'll blog as soon as i think of something interesting to say. hmm...in that case, maybe i'm not back.
but yeh.
Jon:
1) Orion Pax. This was his name before he was tricked by Megatron, who killed him, and his friends Aerial and Dion. He was taken to Alpha Trion. AT was the leader of the Autobots at the time, and he would later pass on the Matrix of Leadership on to Optimus.
2) Low Light. Or Lady J/Flint, Scarlet/Duke, Jinx/Falcon, and just to show off, Baroness/Destro
3)3-2-1 Contact
How big of a nerd am i?
Jun 29, 2003
South bay clubbing what?
Bryant and I went to Forum in Sunnyvale last night… I was pleasantly surprised. There are three dance floors, a good amount of seating, the music seemed above average, as did the girl-guy ratio. It’s also easy to get in free, there’s convenient parking, and it was nicer and cleaner overall than the SF clubs I’ve been to. We’ll be checking out other local clubs in the future, so everyone come out if you like dancing, drinking, or watching others engage in either of the two.
Oh yeah, there was one really friendly girl there who I danced with for a while. She seemed cool, but she said that I have a “baby face” and look like I’m 18… I don’t know if this is true, but it should help if I’m gonna be single and clubbing til I’m 35.
80s childhood trivia
I’ve known these answers since they were posted, but never felt like I had enough to say--or energy to say it--to post a response. But things have come to a standstill, so just in case anyone wants to continue the reminiscing:
Answers
1. He-Man’s feline fighting companion was BATTLE CAT. But before transforming and getting all tough, he was weaksack CRINGER. I think he was green with yellow stripes, with maroon battle armor.
2. I remember the commercial… firing discs that blow your friend’s ships to pieces. It looked really cool, but I don’t think I ever played it. TORPEDO RUN. If anyone has it, let’s play some time.
3. I think we all remember Panthro was the blue-colored nunchaku-swinging teammate on THUNDERCATS. If they were made human, he’d be the black guy. Girl you know it’s true.
New Questions
I’ll try to make these more doable by multiple question choice…
1. Transformers. What was Optimus Prime’s name before he became Optimus Prime? OR What is his name in Japan?
2. G.I. Joe. Who saved everyone when they were all sleeping and trapped in their nightmares (hint: he was mad at his dad)? OR Name 3 couples.
3. What TV show had a portion featuring a group of mystery-solving kids known as The Bloodhound Gang?
Shote notes
- I was in Hawaii on emergency family business for a week. Got a sunburn from the teats to the neck all around. Now dandruff’s bigger meaner cousin is here and teaching me a lesson.
- Saw Finding Nemo… definitely one of the most entertaining and enjoyable movies I’ve seen in the theater. If I had the talent and qualifications to work at Pixar, I’d be set. Simply excellent.
- Hackey sack’s back, Jack. We eagerly await the arrival of Andy and his wondrous fantastic moccashoes, and expect spectacular soccery skills from Snacks.
- I haven’t played much Wario Ware, but I got 124 on Paper Airplane and 190 on Skateboard. Whether these scores are good I’m not sure. But if you can beat em, do so. I can't stop you. I don't even have a damn Gameboy.
- My younger brother Reid deserves credit for being superlank, eating several times the normal human portion of rice, and also for exposing me--and therefore all of you--to good ol' homestarrunner.com. Today he showed me a Flash music video that you might enjoy. It’s called the Terrible Secret of Space. I thought it was kinda funny, mainly because it’s so weird. He seemed to enjoy it tremendously, and was reciting the lyrics. Experience the bizarre wonder that is the band member sense of humor.
- I’m not illustrious. But I am still working on my site.
I realize I didn’t write anything funny in this post, but I’m busy and tired and you guys are assholes.
Bryant and I went to Forum in Sunnyvale last night… I was pleasantly surprised. There are three dance floors, a good amount of seating, the music seemed above average, as did the girl-guy ratio. It’s also easy to get in free, there’s convenient parking, and it was nicer and cleaner overall than the SF clubs I’ve been to. We’ll be checking out other local clubs in the future, so everyone come out if you like dancing, drinking, or watching others engage in either of the two.
Oh yeah, there was one really friendly girl there who I danced with for a while. She seemed cool, but she said that I have a “baby face” and look like I’m 18… I don’t know if this is true, but it should help if I’m gonna be single and clubbing til I’m 35.
80s childhood trivia
I’ve known these answers since they were posted, but never felt like I had enough to say--or energy to say it--to post a response. But things have come to a standstill, so just in case anyone wants to continue the reminiscing:
Answers
1. He-Man’s feline fighting companion was BATTLE CAT. But before transforming and getting all tough, he was weaksack CRINGER. I think he was green with yellow stripes, with maroon battle armor.
2. I remember the commercial… firing discs that blow your friend’s ships to pieces. It looked really cool, but I don’t think I ever played it. TORPEDO RUN. If anyone has it, let’s play some time.
3. I think we all remember Panthro was the blue-colored nunchaku-swinging teammate on THUNDERCATS. If they were made human, he’d be the black guy. Girl you know it’s true.
New Questions
I’ll try to make these more doable by multiple question choice…
1. Transformers. What was Optimus Prime’s name before he became Optimus Prime? OR What is his name in Japan?
2. G.I. Joe. Who saved everyone when they were all sleeping and trapped in their nightmares (hint: he was mad at his dad)? OR Name 3 couples.
3. What TV show had a portion featuring a group of mystery-solving kids known as The Bloodhound Gang?
Shote notes
- I was in Hawaii on emergency family business for a week. Got a sunburn from the teats to the neck all around. Now dandruff’s bigger meaner cousin is here and teaching me a lesson.
- Saw Finding Nemo… definitely one of the most entertaining and enjoyable movies I’ve seen in the theater. If I had the talent and qualifications to work at Pixar, I’d be set. Simply excellent.
- Hackey sack’s back, Jack. We eagerly await the arrival of Andy and his wondrous fantastic moccashoes, and expect spectacular soccery skills from Snacks.
- I haven’t played much Wario Ware, but I got 124 on Paper Airplane and 190 on Skateboard. Whether these scores are good I’m not sure. But if you can beat em, do so. I can't stop you. I don't even have a damn Gameboy.
- My younger brother Reid deserves credit for being superlank, eating several times the normal human portion of rice, and also for exposing me--and therefore all of you--to good ol' homestarrunner.com. Today he showed me a Flash music video that you might enjoy. It’s called the Terrible Secret of Space. I thought it was kinda funny, mainly because it’s so weird. He seemed to enjoy it tremendously, and was reciting the lyrics. Experience the bizarre wonder that is the band member sense of humor.
- I’m not illustrious. But I am still working on my site.
I realize I didn’t write anything funny in this post, but I’m busy and tired and you guys are assholes.
Jun 23, 2003
I'm with Steve.
What the fuck does illustrious mean and why the hell is it minus Steve? I'm confused as hell. Steve can illustrate just as many ways as I can on how to kill someone...and while on that topic...If I read your blog right...am I also one giggling? I hope I am. I think I'm on your level. Hehe.
What the fuck does illustrious mean and why the hell is it minus Steve? I'm confused as hell. Steve can illustrate just as many ways as I can on how to kill someone...and while on that topic...If I read your blog right...am I also one giggling? I hope I am. I think I'm on your level. Hehe.
Jun 21, 2003
9-Volt could very well be retired with a score of 107. Jesus...even that number makes me cringe.
140 million to make The Hulk. The more I see this CG Hulk...well when I first saw it I said it looked stupid and fake. Then I said it looks like they did a good job...now I'm back to stupid. The more I see of it, the more I think it looks ridiculous. Ang Lee has done almost every single type of genre of film that exists...but I still can't get over how stupid Hulk looks...but then again a bunch of Chinese people flying in the air and landing on bamboo was acceptable...all I'm saying is that according to their 140 Million dollar budget...you could have purchased 560 Swingers. I like Swingers. That's a lot of Swingers...I hope if I make it big I don't lose the fact that you don't need money for a good film. I mean look at Game Over. Haha.
Apparently no one knows the answers to Captain's quiz. I know Jon knows. Where Jon is who knows? He will try to lie and say he is working on this website that doesn't exist...but I hardly count Jon in a stupid sand fort a website. Either way HURRY UP AND ANSWER THEM SO I CAN KEEP THIS GAME GOING...BOO HOO.
Played some cards with Greg and Derek and Euge, Erwin, some other black guy whom I don't remember, and this obnoxious guy named Quack, Quock, Cock...whatever. I won't go into details but Hapachan...next time these guys play get me and Jon into the game. We will win. Just like I did. Haha.
Tony glad your starting to work your ass off in rainy Dallas. 'Bout time you did something with your life. Hehe. Get back soon.
T-Bola is retired. It is now T-Rant. Haha.
My skin is peeling because of the stupid graduation ceremony I attended in SLO...fuck man...don't those moutains cover the sun up? Haha. Anyway it looks like I have SARS now...but only in my arm. Just my right arm.
The Recruit. Predictable. Old School. T-Money must love being paid for being himself. Finding Nemo. Absolutely awesome.
I think I'll write more...but not right now. I can't see straight. 6 days of bagels make me sick.
2:1 Odds that Bad Boys 2 can suck a sack.
140 million to make The Hulk. The more I see this CG Hulk...well when I first saw it I said it looked stupid and fake. Then I said it looks like they did a good job...now I'm back to stupid. The more I see of it, the more I think it looks ridiculous. Ang Lee has done almost every single type of genre of film that exists...but I still can't get over how stupid Hulk looks...but then again a bunch of Chinese people flying in the air and landing on bamboo was acceptable...all I'm saying is that according to their 140 Million dollar budget...you could have purchased 560 Swingers. I like Swingers. That's a lot of Swingers...I hope if I make it big I don't lose the fact that you don't need money for a good film. I mean look at Game Over. Haha.
Apparently no one knows the answers to Captain's quiz. I know Jon knows. Where Jon is who knows? He will try to lie and say he is working on this website that doesn't exist...but I hardly count Jon in a stupid sand fort a website. Either way HURRY UP AND ANSWER THEM SO I CAN KEEP THIS GAME GOING...BOO HOO.
Played some cards with Greg and Derek and Euge, Erwin, some other black guy whom I don't remember, and this obnoxious guy named Quack, Quock, Cock...whatever. I won't go into details but Hapachan...next time these guys play get me and Jon into the game. We will win. Just like I did. Haha.
Tony glad your starting to work your ass off in rainy Dallas. 'Bout time you did something with your life. Hehe. Get back soon.
T-Bola is retired. It is now T-Rant. Haha.
My skin is peeling because of the stupid graduation ceremony I attended in SLO...fuck man...don't those moutains cover the sun up? Haha. Anyway it looks like I have SARS now...but only in my arm. Just my right arm.
The Recruit. Predictable. Old School. T-Money must love being paid for being himself. Finding Nemo. Absolutely awesome.
I think I'll write more...but not right now. I can't see straight. 6 days of bagels make me sick.
2:1 Odds that Bad Boys 2 can suck a sack.
Jun 11, 2003
If you answer questions then we automatically assume that you know all of them. If not don't answer. You might ruin the game for all the little kids. Haha!
Andy you are correct. The good ol' lead pipe. There are a bunch of people I would want to beat down with that thing. You're the winner. You get three questions in which we must answer. I talked it over with Derek and he thought maybe we should also include 80's cartoons. Nothing on Rock Lords though. Those toys were lame...and I had one. Haha. Andy question away!
Sorry is not a real game. Neither is Hungry Hungry Hippo while were on that subject.
Tears of the Sun is on DVD. If you wanna see Monica without a stupid Matrix uniform with stupid little flaps covering her curves I suggest you check this film out. She's sweaty and in a jungle...at night. Oh yeah the film is pretty good also.
Andy you are correct. The good ol' lead pipe. There are a bunch of people I would want to beat down with that thing. You're the winner. You get three questions in which we must answer. I talked it over with Derek and he thought maybe we should also include 80's cartoons. Nothing on Rock Lords though. Those toys were lame...and I had one. Haha. Andy question away!
Sorry is not a real game. Neither is Hungry Hungry Hippo while were on that subject.
Tears of the Sun is on DVD. If you wanna see Monica without a stupid Matrix uniform with stupid little flaps covering her curves I suggest you check this film out. She's sweaty and in a jungle...at night. Oh yeah the film is pretty good also.
Jun 10, 2003
Yeah yeah congrats and all that shit. How bout congrats for Brendan for doing nothing important in life? Werd up. Onto the blog. Board games. A favorite past time of mine. However I noticed that there isn't a lot of commercials out for board games. Probably because board games are slowly being replaced by videogames. Eitherway the board games today are wack since they also try to teach you shit at the same time. Look at the store where Ricki works. There is not shit there for fun. Just learning shit. It might be presented in a gay manner but in the end you still just fucking learn. I guess the 13 years of mandatory education isn't enough. So I decided to blog about board games. Some of my favorites.
Guess Who. This game was fucked up. Now that I look back on it I believe that something other than just trying to find the right person was being taught in this game...even if you didn't know it. Why the fuck are there only like 2 black folk. One has an afro and the other has a big nose. So when the little white kid says, "Do you have a big nose?". Followed by a..."sigh...yes I do". Then you hear the klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack..."oh you are are Shaniqua from da' hood." "FUCK THIS GAME. WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE BLACK GIRL?". Kids learn that being black is an uphill battle and all odds are against you. Therefore be happy you ain't colored. Anyway...I thought the Maria girl in that game was pretty hot. Haha. A Bernard was an ugly mother fucker. "Does your guy have a big nose and molest kids?" "Yeah...looks like it." "Oh. You're Bernard!" "Fuck this shit."
Trouble. POP POP POP ON THE POPO'MATIC BUBBLE...UH OH...YOU'RE IN TROUBLE! This game was a bitch and a half. I remember having all these different ways to pop the fucking bubble. What the hell was I thinking that caressing the bubble will help me roll a six and get me outta here. Fuck you know what else pissed me off...the fact that you needed JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT to go home. If you pop to much you don't get to move. You might remember Headache...a spinoff on Trouble but for kids who can't take defeat so well. Instead of troubleing someone you just landed on top of their heads but no one went back to the start. Headache is the pussy version of Trouble.
LIFE This game was fucked up. So let me get this straight. Within 5 minutes of the game you know if you have fun or not for the rest of the night. Some bitch ass opponent gets to be a fucking lawyer making 50K every fucking payday. Yet you rolled a 3 (the color of three was yellow...representing asians) and you get to be a fucking accountant making only like 12K every payday. Fuck that shit. "Mr. Layer would you like fire insurance?" "Sure why not. I just had a payday after all!" "Mr. Accountant how about you?" "Uh...nah...I don't need that (trying to play it off like you have the money but in reality you have jack shit...you put your one five hundred dollar bill on the top of your stack of 5's and you hope no one notices)". Next turn the accountant rolls a fucking four and gets his house burnt down...now he has to sell off one of his kids to get a new home. Fuck that shit.
Battleship Andy said it perfectly. No matter how many little LED lights you stick on the electronic battleship and no matter how many exploding sounds you snaz it up with you still end up with a game full of chance and no skill. Didn't the commercial have a white guy playing against an asian kid. The asian kid says "awww...you sank my battleship." The cracker responds, "yeah how you like that you fucking nip. Don't come into my harbor...thats my kitchen bitch." This game was stupid and I can't believe I played it. Pegs should only belong to Light Bright and that's it. Haha. Light bright...that shit was stupid too. But I'd play with it again. All the lewd pictures we would put up in sparkling lights now...
Operation Okay let me get this straight. Some fucker gets the broken heart in which to get it he must press the tweezers together and stick it between the heart's crack and lift. I get the pencil which through the awesome detail of measurments, Milton Bradley somehow found a way for the pencil always to slide to one side or the other rendering it impossible to get out. Since I lose I have to clean up. Fucking bitches. I hope that operation patient dies a slow and painful death.
Don't break the Ice What the fuck is a fat man doing on the bed of ice? What the hell compelled him to get his fat ass over to the middle of the ice and stay there waiting for the hands of God with little green hammers to decide his fate? Clank, clank, clank...fat boys fall in. "Haha you lost. You sank the fat bitch." "Well what the fuck?!? What the fuck is he doing there anyway? This game is stupid" "Wanna play again?" "Fuck yeah."
Okay there are a lot more I wish I could go into but I decided to play a cool and stupid little game that we can all participate in. Here are the rules.
WHOEVER ANSWERS THESE QUESTIONS RIGHT GETS TO MAKE THE NEXT LIST (3 Q's) AND WE CONTINUE ON. DOENS'T THIS SOUND FUN? WELL I DO. DON'T CHEAT AND LOOK ON THE INTERNET EITHER!! To make it more interesting we will only use 80's toys and/or board games. For my first list I shall only use board games to get this started. Everyone join in...who will stump who? The excitment!
1.) This futuristic (haha my ass) game had a star shaped encasing a ball bearing in it and you and your opponent shot silver balls into it trying to make it go into each other's goal.
2.) What were the four colors of the pieces in the game of Sorry?
3.) In the game Clue you had six murder weapons. The rope, the candlestick, the dagger and what other three items?
Guess Who. This game was fucked up. Now that I look back on it I believe that something other than just trying to find the right person was being taught in this game...even if you didn't know it. Why the fuck are there only like 2 black folk. One has an afro and the other has a big nose. So when the little white kid says, "Do you have a big nose?". Followed by a..."sigh...yes I do". Then you hear the klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack..."oh you are are Shaniqua from da' hood." "FUCK THIS GAME. WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE BLACK GIRL?". Kids learn that being black is an uphill battle and all odds are against you. Therefore be happy you ain't colored. Anyway...I thought the Maria girl in that game was pretty hot. Haha. A Bernard was an ugly mother fucker. "Does your guy have a big nose and molest kids?" "Yeah...looks like it." "Oh. You're Bernard!" "Fuck this shit."
Trouble. POP POP POP ON THE POPO'MATIC BUBBLE...UH OH...YOU'RE IN TROUBLE! This game was a bitch and a half. I remember having all these different ways to pop the fucking bubble. What the hell was I thinking that caressing the bubble will help me roll a six and get me outta here. Fuck you know what else pissed me off...the fact that you needed JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT to go home. If you pop to much you don't get to move. You might remember Headache...a spinoff on Trouble but for kids who can't take defeat so well. Instead of troubleing someone you just landed on top of their heads but no one went back to the start. Headache is the pussy version of Trouble.
LIFE This game was fucked up. So let me get this straight. Within 5 minutes of the game you know if you have fun or not for the rest of the night. Some bitch ass opponent gets to be a fucking lawyer making 50K every fucking payday. Yet you rolled a 3 (the color of three was yellow...representing asians) and you get to be a fucking accountant making only like 12K every payday. Fuck that shit. "Mr. Layer would you like fire insurance?" "Sure why not. I just had a payday after all!" "Mr. Accountant how about you?" "Uh...nah...I don't need that (trying to play it off like you have the money but in reality you have jack shit...you put your one five hundred dollar bill on the top of your stack of 5's and you hope no one notices)". Next turn the accountant rolls a fucking four and gets his house burnt down...now he has to sell off one of his kids to get a new home. Fuck that shit.
Battleship Andy said it perfectly. No matter how many little LED lights you stick on the electronic battleship and no matter how many exploding sounds you snaz it up with you still end up with a game full of chance and no skill. Didn't the commercial have a white guy playing against an asian kid. The asian kid says "awww...you sank my battleship." The cracker responds, "yeah how you like that you fucking nip. Don't come into my harbor...thats my kitchen bitch." This game was stupid and I can't believe I played it. Pegs should only belong to Light Bright and that's it. Haha. Light bright...that shit was stupid too. But I'd play with it again. All the lewd pictures we would put up in sparkling lights now...
Operation Okay let me get this straight. Some fucker gets the broken heart in which to get it he must press the tweezers together and stick it between the heart's crack and lift. I get the pencil which through the awesome detail of measurments, Milton Bradley somehow found a way for the pencil always to slide to one side or the other rendering it impossible to get out. Since I lose I have to clean up. Fucking bitches. I hope that operation patient dies a slow and painful death.
Don't break the Ice What the fuck is a fat man doing on the bed of ice? What the hell compelled him to get his fat ass over to the middle of the ice and stay there waiting for the hands of God with little green hammers to decide his fate? Clank, clank, clank...fat boys fall in. "Haha you lost. You sank the fat bitch." "Well what the fuck?!? What the fuck is he doing there anyway? This game is stupid" "Wanna play again?" "Fuck yeah."
Okay there are a lot more I wish I could go into but I decided to play a cool and stupid little game that we can all participate in. Here are the rules.
WHOEVER ANSWERS THESE QUESTIONS RIGHT GETS TO MAKE THE NEXT LIST (3 Q's) AND WE CONTINUE ON. DOENS'T THIS SOUND FUN? WELL I DO. DON'T CHEAT AND LOOK ON THE INTERNET EITHER!! To make it more interesting we will only use 80's toys and/or board games. For my first list I shall only use board games to get this started. Everyone join in...who will stump who? The excitment!
1.) This futuristic (haha my ass) game had a star shaped encasing a ball bearing in it and you and your opponent shot silver balls into it trying to make it go into each other's goal.
2.) What were the four colors of the pieces in the game of Sorry?
3.) In the game Clue you had six murder weapons. The rope, the candlestick, the dagger and what other three items?
Jun 9, 2003
Congrats to everyone graduating: Steve, Derek, Tony, Andy, Kevin
Are you guys ready for the real world? I think I am, but it's going to be crazy! Mad responsibility, mad bills, everything will be just downright mad!!!!
Good luck to all of you guys in everything you do and I'm proud of all of you. Derek especially, 5 years...not bad! haha jk
Brendan, Brian, you guys are truly smart for sticking around school for a few more years. Take your time, after college there is nothing but serious times, responsibility, and a 9 -5. Well maybe not that way for Brendan, he'll probably have a lot more hours than that.
Thanks Brendan for doing that interview/survey. I know the questions weren't the best, but if I find some other ones I'll you take a stab at it for shitz and gigglez.
I look back on the years and summers in college where we all took a trip down south and hung out, I hope that we will still be able to do that every so often even though we all might be in different locations, different schedules, different priorities, etc. I cherished those trips and had lots of fun w/ all of you guys, Vegas anyone!? That's the one trip we haven't done together that I know we should.
Well, back to studying and Socom. 3 finals on Wednesday and I'm officially done w/ college. Holy shit, times flies!
P.S. Andy - Find a job damn you! At least put effort into it! I'm just fuckin' w/ you haha, but seriously...
Good luck to the rest of you at finding jobs and starting your career, take care and peace out.
Are you guys ready for the real world? I think I am, but it's going to be crazy! Mad responsibility, mad bills, everything will be just downright mad!!!!
Good luck to all of you guys in everything you do and I'm proud of all of you. Derek especially, 5 years...not bad! haha jk
Brendan, Brian, you guys are truly smart for sticking around school for a few more years. Take your time, after college there is nothing but serious times, responsibility, and a 9 -5. Well maybe not that way for Brendan, he'll probably have a lot more hours than that.
Thanks Brendan for doing that interview/survey. I know the questions weren't the best, but if I find some other ones I'll you take a stab at it for shitz and gigglez.
I look back on the years and summers in college where we all took a trip down south and hung out, I hope that we will still be able to do that every so often even though we all might be in different locations, different schedules, different priorities, etc. I cherished those trips and had lots of fun w/ all of you guys, Vegas anyone!? That's the one trip we haven't done together that I know we should.
Well, back to studying and Socom. 3 finals on Wednesday and I'm officially done w/ college. Holy shit, times flies!
P.S. Andy - Find a job damn you! At least put effort into it! I'm just fuckin' w/ you haha, but seriously...
Good luck to the rest of you at finding jobs and starting your career, take care and peace out.
Jun 3, 2003
I told Bryant I wanted to do an interview for his stupid class for whatever reason I cannot explain. I thought responses could be pretty funny so I decided to post them here. Who knew that Brendan thought of relationships outside of him and videogames. This is going to be long and I recommend you don't read this unless you are Bryant.
1. What are the characteristics you believe would be essential in a life partner or spouse? If you can, briefly explain each characteristic.
Haha life partner. That shit is hilarious. Well here is what I'm looking for...just not right now obviously.
1.) You have to be willing to communicate. I don't want some stupid bitch that decides she is unhappy about something in the relationship or with me without telling me. "You should know if you loved me blah blah blah" is a worthless excuse. No one can read minds. So if something is bugging you then express it. If not then that tells me you aren't comfortable with me and that means this relationship is not going to work.
2.) Sense of humor. God damn. DO NOT TAKE yourself too seriously. Life is too short to be wondering what other people think. Live your life with no regrets. Live it and laugh in it. If you can't joke with your partner than who can you joke around with? No jokes means no fun which means too serious which means bullshit.
3.) Sense of seriousness. On the other hand you have to be willing to calm down on the jokes when something does go wrong. If something is bugging me and I tell her I don't want her joking about it unless I'm totally out of line. Which I never am.
4.) Good family values. If she has a strong family then she comes from a strong home. Baggage sucks and I know everyone has it but you can definetely try to find someone who has a lighter load than a 747.
5.) For God's sake have some fucking confidence. I've seen relationships where one or both people have little confidence. Jesus shit. If that other person chose you to begin with than obviously you have some good qualities that the other person likes. Exploit that shit.
6.) Videogames. If you can't give me some space then forget it. I'll let you go out with your little girlfriends and you can bitch and whine all you want about how much I play videogames so in turn you let me swear at the consoles for cheating. It's the least you can do.
7.) You must NOT know French. Dirty shit. And NO watersports. That shit is dirty too.
2. What are the characteristics that are important in working that contribute to long-term happiness and fulfillment? If you can, briefly explain each characteristic.
1.) Appreciation. No matter how confidant you are and no matter how much you don't care about what other people think...you like to hear a little "thanks" or "good job" every once in a while. Preferably in money format.
2.) When you come home from the day you gotta feel like you accomplished something. If I make a film and it makes people laugh or forget about their problems than I feel as if I did something. Feeding people their stupid bagels does not do that for me.
3.) Being able to help others in your craft. I hope when I'm successful I can help other students try to achieve their dreams. Of course they have to be good or else fuck them. I hope they fail.
4.) To be remembered. I think that is why I'm going to jump off in the film business...risk wise I mean. If you are good and you make meaningful films you will be remembered by a community of creative people. Can't say the same for most other jobs. Not that other jobs are less superior! =)
3. Which is more important love or work? Explain.
Work should never be your life. In fact I am not going to choose either of these because...YOU NEED TO LOVE YOUR WORK AND YOU NEED TO WORK AT LOVE. Simple.
4. Can 'perfect' love and work co-exist? Why or why not?
What is perfect? To some people flawed love is perfect because they can't see clearly. I think a more appropriate word would be happy and fullfulling love and work. Yes it can. There is no right or wrong answer. It is different for everyone. Some people like to work more...some people like to love more...either way they can co-exist but you need to work hard at both especially if you want both.
5. Do you consider yourself to having a "real job?
I hardly consider spreading lox on bagels is a real job. I don't consider it a real job since this is not what I want to do with the rest of my life. If I loved bagels and bagels were my life I'd say that this is a good job. Since bagels cannot transform into cameras well...shit out of luck.
6. Have you been in a serious relationship? If no, why not.
I'm gonna get a lot of flak for this one I'm sure. No I have not and I don't intend to be in one anytime soon. I'm happy where I am and I'm happy I don't need to think of someone else or how my decisions affect anyone else but me. Film is a fulltime thing and when I actually get to start working in film I won't ahve time for these little drama games. Hopefully when I'm more established I can start to be depressed about being along or dying alone...but right now I don't give a fuck. And that is the truth. It has nothing to do with confidence or with taking risks. All it means is that someone who I care about should not be put on a the back burner...no one deserves that.
7. Are your ideas of work and love different then when you were in high school?
Honestly, NO. If you have known me for some time you know that I have always thought of myself as more "mature" (I use that only for lack of a better word) than most others. The reason is becuse I've seen a lot of relationships. I've been in relationships indirectly. From my cousins to my friends to people I don't talk to anymore now...I have learned a lot by being on the sideline. Like my mommy says, "He is wiser beyond his EARS. As for work. I have always thought I would take the risks while I am young. I have seen people in jobs they don't enjoy. I am not going to be one of them...well not until I fail at that.
1. What are the characteristics you believe would be essential in a life partner or spouse? If you can, briefly explain each characteristic.
Haha life partner. That shit is hilarious. Well here is what I'm looking for...just not right now obviously.
1.) You have to be willing to communicate. I don't want some stupid bitch that decides she is unhappy about something in the relationship or with me without telling me. "You should know if you loved me blah blah blah" is a worthless excuse. No one can read minds. So if something is bugging you then express it. If not then that tells me you aren't comfortable with me and that means this relationship is not going to work.
2.) Sense of humor. God damn. DO NOT TAKE yourself too seriously. Life is too short to be wondering what other people think. Live your life with no regrets. Live it and laugh in it. If you can't joke with your partner than who can you joke around with? No jokes means no fun which means too serious which means bullshit.
3.) Sense of seriousness. On the other hand you have to be willing to calm down on the jokes when something does go wrong. If something is bugging me and I tell her I don't want her joking about it unless I'm totally out of line. Which I never am.
4.) Good family values. If she has a strong family then she comes from a strong home. Baggage sucks and I know everyone has it but you can definetely try to find someone who has a lighter load than a 747.
5.) For God's sake have some fucking confidence. I've seen relationships where one or both people have little confidence. Jesus shit. If that other person chose you to begin with than obviously you have some good qualities that the other person likes. Exploit that shit.
6.) Videogames. If you can't give me some space then forget it. I'll let you go out with your little girlfriends and you can bitch and whine all you want about how much I play videogames so in turn you let me swear at the consoles for cheating. It's the least you can do.
7.) You must NOT know French. Dirty shit. And NO watersports. That shit is dirty too.
2. What are the characteristics that are important in working that contribute to long-term happiness and fulfillment? If you can, briefly explain each characteristic.
1.) Appreciation. No matter how confidant you are and no matter how much you don't care about what other people think...you like to hear a little "thanks" or "good job" every once in a while. Preferably in money format.
2.) When you come home from the day you gotta feel like you accomplished something. If I make a film and it makes people laugh or forget about their problems than I feel as if I did something. Feeding people their stupid bagels does not do that for me.
3.) Being able to help others in your craft. I hope when I'm successful I can help other students try to achieve their dreams. Of course they have to be good or else fuck them. I hope they fail.
4.) To be remembered. I think that is why I'm going to jump off in the film business...risk wise I mean. If you are good and you make meaningful films you will be remembered by a community of creative people. Can't say the same for most other jobs. Not that other jobs are less superior! =)
3. Which is more important love or work? Explain.
Work should never be your life. In fact I am not going to choose either of these because...YOU NEED TO LOVE YOUR WORK AND YOU NEED TO WORK AT LOVE. Simple.
4. Can 'perfect' love and work co-exist? Why or why not?
What is perfect? To some people flawed love is perfect because they can't see clearly. I think a more appropriate word would be happy and fullfulling love and work. Yes it can. There is no right or wrong answer. It is different for everyone. Some people like to work more...some people like to love more...either way they can co-exist but you need to work hard at both especially if you want both.
5. Do you consider yourself to having a "real job?
I hardly consider spreading lox on bagels is a real job. I don't consider it a real job since this is not what I want to do with the rest of my life. If I loved bagels and bagels were my life I'd say that this is a good job. Since bagels cannot transform into cameras well...shit out of luck.
6. Have you been in a serious relationship? If no, why not.
I'm gonna get a lot of flak for this one I'm sure. No I have not and I don't intend to be in one anytime soon. I'm happy where I am and I'm happy I don't need to think of someone else or how my decisions affect anyone else but me. Film is a fulltime thing and when I actually get to start working in film I won't ahve time for these little drama games. Hopefully when I'm more established I can start to be depressed about being along or dying alone...but right now I don't give a fuck. And that is the truth. It has nothing to do with confidence or with taking risks. All it means is that someone who I care about should not be put on a the back burner...no one deserves that.
7. Are your ideas of work and love different then when you were in high school?
Honestly, NO. If you have known me for some time you know that I have always thought of myself as more "mature" (I use that only for lack of a better word) than most others. The reason is becuse I've seen a lot of relationships. I've been in relationships indirectly. From my cousins to my friends to people I don't talk to anymore now...I have learned a lot by being on the sideline. Like my mommy says, "He is wiser beyond his EARS. As for work. I have always thought I would take the risks while I am young. I have seen people in jobs they don't enjoy. I am not going to be one of them...well not until I fail at that.
Jun 2, 2003
Dear Tony,
Congrats on everything you've accomplished! No doubt you have come a long way and you will be rewarded with what you deserve in the future. Obviously this goes for all the soon to be graduates but what makes this post so special is the fact that I am saying this to new people whom I never thought I would be talking to five years from high school. Tony you have always made an effort to call me even when you were hanging out with Brendan and Andrew. You've always tried to include me and for that I am very grateful. No doubt you put out more effort towards me than I have of you...but I guess that is what makes you so likeable. So I just wanted to say thanks for everything you have done for me and I consider you part of my close group of friends...and you know me. I don't make that many friends. Oh yeah...you can do one more thing for me. GET RID OF THAT FRUIT VIDEO! =) Good luck in Dallas and wherever that takes you. Like I said earlier...it couldn't have happened to a better guy. Here's to people who dream and to those who are willing to risk everything to make 'em happen. Pass some of that shit on over to me Tee.
Dear Captain,
Interesting points in your little A.I. stuff. You are true on the point that our brains keep us from reaching maximum potential. That isn't new. How many times (granted you are sober) have you thought twice about doing something because of what other people will think of you (exclude Hapachan)? We are slaves to our brains, but those who dare to define for themselves what they wish to make of their lives will ultimately be the ones who have no regret when they are dying. Alan Turing was a genius who tried to create AI. He conducted tests on how we could ultimately see if a computer achieved "intelligence". Yet he made the point that a computer that can map the brain and create another computer is no longer a computer. Therefore we could not label it artificial. I mean what is artificial? Something that is non living having live characteristics and thoughts. Stupid Soroslutsies are artificial. Which brings me to another crazy point. A virus. No doubt a living organism. However their brain matter has like 2 functions. Fuck me over and multiply. Humans are just a bigger virus with more functions. These functions sometimes create disagreements with each other. This is where I feel emotions stem from. The disharmonizing of our basic functions. Strip out emotions and we are nothing less than a bigger virus. Emotions are nothing but chemicals. That is all. None of this makes sense...but it's better than the Matrix. On a side note captain...all the best Animatrix shorts weren't even written by the WACKowski Bros.
Dear Derek,
You owe me about $2.56 for using my computer for approximately 9 hours on Saturday. Haha. Good luck on your presentation. Nemo soon? Raked in 70 million since you were just talking about Pixar. I wonder if our stock went up...or if my dad sold it. If he did...well don't invest your money in him. GWahha. Just kidding. Invest ur money with him. I need to eat.
Dear Nintendo and other loyal customers of Nintendo,
Wario Ware. 80 on 9-Volt. No one will beat me...HOWEVER TONY as of 11:10 pm on Monday night got 76. I'm gonna start playing again. Yawn...Since I got 9-volt locked up (hehe) does anyone care to try to put a top score on another stage? I'm ready for you! Wheeee....I want 100. We can do it guys! GameboySP's UNITE!
Dear Film Viewers,
I finally started to buy my Audrey Hepburn collection. Only 3 more films to go. So far i've watched all the ones I have (Sabrina, Roman Holiday, Breakfast and Tiffany's) and I love them all. Of course setting aside how I love Audrey (ewww..she's dead for God's sake) the films are cool for this reason. All romantic comedy's out there rip off all these old films. If you can get past the black and white I'd recommend seeing these ALTHOUGH I do feel I'm a little more appreciative them some of you. I mean...they don't match up to SPICE WORLD...but they are quality viewing nonetheless. The jokes of course don't have the same impact, but the story, acting and directing are why these are part of the top films of all time.
Dear WACKowski Incent Love Brothers,
Equilibrium kicked your fucking ass. I'm now postive that you got fucking lucky with the first Matrix. You didn't need to story tell in that one. You just ran with a simple plot of "maybe we are plugged in...unplug yourself...free your mind". Now that you need to go into more levels with the story you are fucked. Revolutions will suck. Why don't you stop focusing on cool effects and start trying to create something respectful. For those that understand this obscure reference..."HEY...HEY NEO...THE CLERIC WOULD DODGE ALL YOUR STUPID KUNGFU SHIT AND SHOVE TWO BULLETS IN BOTH YOUR EYES AND WILL ALWAYS DRESS BETTER THAN YOU EVER WILL". Just because you can do effects doesn't mean you should fucking do it. Now you just look like some stupid fucking fake hip hop video using stupid effects cuz they are on the same computer you are editing on. While we are on the topic FUCK HIPHOP. GIVE ME SOME REAL FUCKING VIDEOS WITH MEANING..WITH FEELING...WITH CONTENT...I DON'T NEED TO SEE SOME BITCH ON THE FUCKING SCREEN FLAUNTING HER DIRTY ASS AND CARRYING DISEASES THAT WOULD MAKE MY COCK FALL OFF. Jesus...WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I GET A JOB. I guess I'm not stupid enough.
I'm done. Good luck again Tony. Don't forget to blog about all the Dallas stuff. If you see Mark Cuban tell him to get a fucking haircut. And I know what your saying..."Why don't you get a haircut". I fucking would if I was worth 7 plus billion dollars.
"Do your part in helping Gaia clean up the planet. When you see a wannabe black FOB shoot them on site and burn them with gasoline. If we take care of the wannabe black FOBS now the world will be a cleaner place. The power is yours!!" Captain Planet.
Congrats on everything you've accomplished! No doubt you have come a long way and you will be rewarded with what you deserve in the future. Obviously this goes for all the soon to be graduates but what makes this post so special is the fact that I am saying this to new people whom I never thought I would be talking to five years from high school. Tony you have always made an effort to call me even when you were hanging out with Brendan and Andrew. You've always tried to include me and for that I am very grateful. No doubt you put out more effort towards me than I have of you...but I guess that is what makes you so likeable. So I just wanted to say thanks for everything you have done for me and I consider you part of my close group of friends...and you know me. I don't make that many friends. Oh yeah...you can do one more thing for me. GET RID OF THAT FRUIT VIDEO! =) Good luck in Dallas and wherever that takes you. Like I said earlier...it couldn't have happened to a better guy. Here's to people who dream and to those who are willing to risk everything to make 'em happen. Pass some of that shit on over to me Tee.
Dear Captain,
Interesting points in your little A.I. stuff. You are true on the point that our brains keep us from reaching maximum potential. That isn't new. How many times (granted you are sober) have you thought twice about doing something because of what other people will think of you (exclude Hapachan)? We are slaves to our brains, but those who dare to define for themselves what they wish to make of their lives will ultimately be the ones who have no regret when they are dying. Alan Turing was a genius who tried to create AI. He conducted tests on how we could ultimately see if a computer achieved "intelligence". Yet he made the point that a computer that can map the brain and create another computer is no longer a computer. Therefore we could not label it artificial. I mean what is artificial? Something that is non living having live characteristics and thoughts. Stupid Soroslutsies are artificial. Which brings me to another crazy point. A virus. No doubt a living organism. However their brain matter has like 2 functions. Fuck me over and multiply. Humans are just a bigger virus with more functions. These functions sometimes create disagreements with each other. This is where I feel emotions stem from. The disharmonizing of our basic functions. Strip out emotions and we are nothing less than a bigger virus. Emotions are nothing but chemicals. That is all. None of this makes sense...but it's better than the Matrix. On a side note captain...all the best Animatrix shorts weren't even written by the WACKowski Bros.
Dear Derek,
You owe me about $2.56 for using my computer for approximately 9 hours on Saturday. Haha. Good luck on your presentation. Nemo soon? Raked in 70 million since you were just talking about Pixar. I wonder if our stock went up...or if my dad sold it. If he did...well don't invest your money in him. GWahha. Just kidding. Invest ur money with him. I need to eat.
Dear Nintendo and other loyal customers of Nintendo,
Wario Ware. 80 on 9-Volt. No one will beat me...HOWEVER TONY as of 11:10 pm on Monday night got 76. I'm gonna start playing again. Yawn...Since I got 9-volt locked up (hehe) does anyone care to try to put a top score on another stage? I'm ready for you! Wheeee....I want 100. We can do it guys! GameboySP's UNITE!
Dear Film Viewers,
I finally started to buy my Audrey Hepburn collection. Only 3 more films to go. So far i've watched all the ones I have (Sabrina, Roman Holiday, Breakfast and Tiffany's) and I love them all. Of course setting aside how I love Audrey (ewww..she's dead for God's sake) the films are cool for this reason. All romantic comedy's out there rip off all these old films. If you can get past the black and white I'd recommend seeing these ALTHOUGH I do feel I'm a little more appreciative them some of you. I mean...they don't match up to SPICE WORLD...but they are quality viewing nonetheless. The jokes of course don't have the same impact, but the story, acting and directing are why these are part of the top films of all time.
Dear WACKowski Incent Love Brothers,
Equilibrium kicked your fucking ass. I'm now postive that you got fucking lucky with the first Matrix. You didn't need to story tell in that one. You just ran with a simple plot of "maybe we are plugged in...unplug yourself...free your mind". Now that you need to go into more levels with the story you are fucked. Revolutions will suck. Why don't you stop focusing on cool effects and start trying to create something respectful. For those that understand this obscure reference..."HEY...HEY NEO...THE CLERIC WOULD DODGE ALL YOUR STUPID KUNGFU SHIT AND SHOVE TWO BULLETS IN BOTH YOUR EYES AND WILL ALWAYS DRESS BETTER THAN YOU EVER WILL". Just because you can do effects doesn't mean you should fucking do it. Now you just look like some stupid fucking fake hip hop video using stupid effects cuz they are on the same computer you are editing on. While we are on the topic FUCK HIPHOP. GIVE ME SOME REAL FUCKING VIDEOS WITH MEANING..WITH FEELING...WITH CONTENT...I DON'T NEED TO SEE SOME BITCH ON THE FUCKING SCREEN FLAUNTING HER DIRTY ASS AND CARRYING DISEASES THAT WOULD MAKE MY COCK FALL OFF. Jesus...WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I GET A JOB. I guess I'm not stupid enough.
I'm done. Good luck again Tony. Don't forget to blog about all the Dallas stuff. If you see Mark Cuban tell him to get a fucking haircut. And I know what your saying..."Why don't you get a haircut". I fucking would if I was worth 7 plus billion dollars.
"Do your part in helping Gaia clean up the planet. When you see a wannabe black FOB shoot them on site and burn them with gasoline. If we take care of the wannabe black FOBS now the world will be a cleaner place. The power is yours!!" Captain Planet.
May 28, 2003
I finally saw Matrix. I was going to write a review of it from my viewpoint, but then I figured we all know it is absolute horseshit anyway. It's overrated and stupid. The only thing saving that movie is the freeway scene and Monica. She is so hot for being so old. Well not that old...but old in our standards. Either way Matrix should be renamed to Monica. Fuck that movie.
Wario Ware for all you GBSP fans out there. I love this game. It's fast. It's addicting. It has a full version of Dr. Wario that plays just like Dr. Mario. You can't beat that. It has games from all Nintendo systems including R.O.B. and Virtua Boy. I wasn't expecting much and I can see how it can get tiring...but its just like Tetris. Simple as fuck. You get tired of it after playing it too long, but you can always come back to it. Awesome game. Castlevania AofS will have to wait for now. That and I have no money.
So Tony gets to stay for a couple more days. Awesome shit. Hopefully I'll get to see you before you take off. Cards this Friday anyone?
MentalAbstraction was updated on the digital front. Check it out. You might like the 3 paintings that are up there. Ugh...
This is a quick blog and I promise to blog longer later. But then I realized that this blog has gotten quiet on the SLO front. Where are Captain and J? I mean I can see the shoutbox is changing so why not blog? And for that matter...SOCOM?!?!
Okay I gotta go. Reiko is getting too much into Wario Inc and i can only imagine once my mom figures out she can play Dr. Mar...ahem..Wario in the dark. So I'm gonna go knock my sister down to the floor and grab the gameboy while its in the air. BLIP. That's a little thing that stands for Blogg'n Later I Promise. Werd. Start spreading that shit around.
Blip mutha fuckas.
Wario Ware for all you GBSP fans out there. I love this game. It's fast. It's addicting. It has a full version of Dr. Wario that plays just like Dr. Mario. You can't beat that. It has games from all Nintendo systems including R.O.B. and Virtua Boy. I wasn't expecting much and I can see how it can get tiring...but its just like Tetris. Simple as fuck. You get tired of it after playing it too long, but you can always come back to it. Awesome game. Castlevania AofS will have to wait for now. That and I have no money.
So Tony gets to stay for a couple more days. Awesome shit. Hopefully I'll get to see you before you take off. Cards this Friday anyone?
MentalAbstraction was updated on the digital front. Check it out. You might like the 3 paintings that are up there. Ugh...
This is a quick blog and I promise to blog longer later. But then I realized that this blog has gotten quiet on the SLO front. Where are Captain and J? I mean I can see the shoutbox is changing so why not blog? And for that matter...SOCOM?!?!
Okay I gotta go. Reiko is getting too much into Wario Inc and i can only imagine once my mom figures out she can play Dr. Mar...ahem..Wario in the dark. So I'm gonna go knock my sister down to the floor and grab the gameboy while its in the air. BLIP. That's a little thing that stands for Blogg'n Later I Promise. Werd. Start spreading that shit around.
Blip mutha fuckas.
May 20, 2003
May 19, 2003
K - R - I - S - T - I - N. Get it right.
For the record all this lion fucking talk is driving me crazy. I'll just assume that you morons up in SLO cannot fucking read. Here is a quote from the blog.
"The fact she is a lioness...I do not." I said I liked the girl who voiced Nala. Make the distinction morons. If we are going to assume things I will say that Bryant, Andy and Tony like girls who like beasts. So in turn Andy's new girl and T-Bola like stinky beasts. Or perhaps its the other way around. Gwahaha.
Yes Bryant is in the lead for gaypoints. HOWEVER Derek has been making some frequent appearances around the house. Needless to say I fulfilled my quota of gay points per day in about 10 minutes with Hapachan in the car blabbing on and on about stuff.
Matrix is retarded. Everyone get off the fucking bandwagon already. The only thing saving the movie is the car chase scene and Monica. I love Monica.
BTW can anyone please explain the Phoenix story line for me? I didn't read that many comic books so I don't get whats going on. I'm looking to Derek for this one.
I gotta go. I'm tired. And the lioness is roarrrrrrring for me. Peace out wiggidy whackers.
For the record all this lion fucking talk is driving me crazy. I'll just assume that you morons up in SLO cannot fucking read. Here is a quote from the blog.
"The fact she is a lioness...I do not." I said I liked the girl who voiced Nala. Make the distinction morons. If we are going to assume things I will say that Bryant, Andy and Tony like girls who like beasts. So in turn Andy's new girl and T-Bola like stinky beasts. Or perhaps its the other way around. Gwahaha.
Yes Bryant is in the lead for gaypoints. HOWEVER Derek has been making some frequent appearances around the house. Needless to say I fulfilled my quota of gay points per day in about 10 minutes with Hapachan in the car blabbing on and on about stuff.
Matrix is retarded. Everyone get off the fucking bandwagon already. The only thing saving the movie is the car chase scene and Monica. I love Monica.
BTW can anyone please explain the Phoenix story line for me? I didn't read that many comic books so I don't get whats going on. I'm looking to Derek for this one.
I gotta go. I'm tired. And the lioness is roarrrrrrring for me. Peace out wiggidy whackers.
Jeez louise, there have been a lot of blogs since the last time I wrote. I think Brendan needs a restraining system so that he doesn't blog 5 times in one week. Too much info, too much stupidity, too much gayness. J/k...I love everyone's entries, they are very unique.
Well, here are my thoughts on various topics written:
Dawson's Creek - Though I only watched part on it, mostly bits and pieces, I thought it was a good episode. They tied everything together and got rid of most loose ends. I hadn't watched it in a while, so I didn't follow a couple parts, but in the end it was good. Katie Holmes is still very pretty, though her choice of movie roles have been questionable at best. I guess my new fix will have to be Smallville and Kristen Kreuk, season finale in tommorrow...wheeeeee!
Gay Points and Scorecard - The only reason I don't want to see it is because I know I am in the lead. Brendan hands out points to me like it's nothing and the funny thing I have a damn gf! Or is that a cover...hmmm.... 5 points for a formal, just getting asked? That's a little extreme, I would think 2 -3 would be more fair. haha. By the way I didn't wear a flower. I think it's a funny idea and I wouldn't mind seeing that on your Web site. Speaking of Web sites...c'mon Jonathan, stop laggin!
Matrix - I thought the movie was ok. Actually, pretty good, mostly for the action sequences of course. The trailer made it seem more exciting then the movie itself. Like any middle movie w/o a begninning or an end, it just made me want some closure, but now I have to wait a few months before I get to see the ending. My only big qualm w/ the movie was the Zion scene aka rave that went on a little too long. Keanu is still not a great actor, but these movies don't force him to be, which is good. Monica Belluci is really hot. I like her. She was good in Tears of the Sun and she was hot in Matrix. Good stuff!
X-men 2 - I liked a lot. I thought it was way better than the first one, which I also enjoyed. I liked all the characters. I thought Night Crawler and Iceman were cool and I liked the preview of Colossus. Where the hell is Gambit? Hopefully the 3rd one he can at least make an appearance. I also liked the movie because they didn't feature Cyclops too much. I don't like him because of the actor they chose and also he doesn't have any tough, KT for the day powers. I wish I still read comic books so that I can relive some of these old stories and learn more about the characters. Every time I watch comic book movies, I always want to know more and how things turn out, maybe I'll become a nerd and read some comic books again.
Cartoon Women - I love Belle, she's a cool character. She definitely does not base her judgements on looks, though she did love a Beast, it's all good because she's got a good heart and I thought she beautifully drawn. She's got a cool singin' voice too, though whoever does hers voices others as well. Yes she is french, but Kristin Kreuk is Canadien and I'm able to live with that. Remember I'm nothing more than a 'dirty korean' so my standards. I'm dating a Japanese girl, that's pretty low. J/k...didn't mean to offend any Japanese people. haha Other cartoon women that I always thought were cool are: Dana Tan (Batman Beyond), Wonder Woman (Justice League), Jill Valentine (Resident Evil 3).
Brendan - Brin Din should make the poker movie, stop talking about f'in lions, someone please call him so he can stop his crying that he has no friends, keep painting and doing landscapes. Your blogs are super negative, but you are a pretty negative person in general. You have a realist tone when talking about serious subjects, but it's always negative hehe. We like that perspective here in Pooky. At least you blog, the originals (Derek, Brian, Steve and Jonathan) barely ever blog. I know I'm not great at it either, but I like to blog at least once a week. We gotta keep this thing a float and to keep up w/ the newbies.
Derek's song is classic by the way hehe.
I would also make a video for my kids if I were on my death bed and my children were still pretty young. I would advise them on videogames, sports (teams to like dislike), give them my advice on girls and how crazy they are and how illogical they may be, watch out for asian women drivers, get most friendliest like your old man, don't live in Truckee or Bishop, hang out w/ Uncle Brendan as much as possible to bug the livin' shit out of him, make sure he goes to Obon and continue my legacy there hehe, I would just them to overall be happy in life, don't think too much and just do your best in whatever you do.
Alright, well that's all folks, meditate in that for til my next blog. Same Bryant time, same Bryant place. BTW, in case I forget I am coming home this weekend for Tony's graduation and I will be home the weekend after that as well to move more of my stuff in.
Cya laterz and take care.
Well, here are my thoughts on various topics written:
Dawson's Creek - Though I only watched part on it, mostly bits and pieces, I thought it was a good episode. They tied everything together and got rid of most loose ends. I hadn't watched it in a while, so I didn't follow a couple parts, but in the end it was good. Katie Holmes is still very pretty, though her choice of movie roles have been questionable at best. I guess my new fix will have to be Smallville and Kristen Kreuk, season finale in tommorrow...wheeeeee!
Gay Points and Scorecard - The only reason I don't want to see it is because I know I am in the lead. Brendan hands out points to me like it's nothing and the funny thing I have a damn gf! Or is that a cover...hmmm.... 5 points for a formal, just getting asked? That's a little extreme, I would think 2 -3 would be more fair. haha. By the way I didn't wear a flower. I think it's a funny idea and I wouldn't mind seeing that on your Web site. Speaking of Web sites...c'mon Jonathan, stop laggin!
Matrix - I thought the movie was ok. Actually, pretty good, mostly for the action sequences of course. The trailer made it seem more exciting then the movie itself. Like any middle movie w/o a begninning or an end, it just made me want some closure, but now I have to wait a few months before I get to see the ending. My only big qualm w/ the movie was the Zion scene aka rave that went on a little too long. Keanu is still not a great actor, but these movies don't force him to be, which is good. Monica Belluci is really hot. I like her. She was good in Tears of the Sun and she was hot in Matrix. Good stuff!
X-men 2 - I liked a lot. I thought it was way better than the first one, which I also enjoyed. I liked all the characters. I thought Night Crawler and Iceman were cool and I liked the preview of Colossus. Where the hell is Gambit? Hopefully the 3rd one he can at least make an appearance. I also liked the movie because they didn't feature Cyclops too much. I don't like him because of the actor they chose and also he doesn't have any tough, KT for the day powers. I wish I still read comic books so that I can relive some of these old stories and learn more about the characters. Every time I watch comic book movies, I always want to know more and how things turn out, maybe I'll become a nerd and read some comic books again.
Cartoon Women - I love Belle, she's a cool character. She definitely does not base her judgements on looks, though she did love a Beast, it's all good because she's got a good heart and I thought she beautifully drawn. She's got a cool singin' voice too, though whoever does hers voices others as well. Yes she is french, but Kristin Kreuk is Canadien and I'm able to live with that. Remember I'm nothing more than a 'dirty korean' so my standards. I'm dating a Japanese girl, that's pretty low. J/k...didn't mean to offend any Japanese people. haha Other cartoon women that I always thought were cool are: Dana Tan (Batman Beyond), Wonder Woman (Justice League), Jill Valentine (Resident Evil 3).
Brendan - Brin Din should make the poker movie, stop talking about f'in lions, someone please call him so he can stop his crying that he has no friends, keep painting and doing landscapes. Your blogs are super negative, but you are a pretty negative person in general. You have a realist tone when talking about serious subjects, but it's always negative hehe. We like that perspective here in Pooky. At least you blog, the originals (Derek, Brian, Steve and Jonathan) barely ever blog. I know I'm not great at it either, but I like to blog at least once a week. We gotta keep this thing a float and to keep up w/ the newbies.
Derek's song is classic by the way hehe.
I would also make a video for my kids if I were on my death bed and my children were still pretty young. I would advise them on videogames, sports (teams to like dislike), give them my advice on girls and how crazy they are and how illogical they may be, watch out for asian women drivers, get most friendliest like your old man, don't live in Truckee or Bishop, hang out w/ Uncle Brendan as much as possible to bug the livin' shit out of him, make sure he goes to Obon and continue my legacy there hehe, I would just them to overall be happy in life, don't think too much and just do your best in whatever you do.
Alright, well that's all folks, meditate in that for til my next blog. Same Bryant time, same Bryant place. BTW, in case I forget I am coming home this weekend for Tony's graduation and I will be home the weekend after that as well to move more of my stuff in.
Cya laterz and take care.
May 17, 2003
So today Hapachan admitted that he spelled my name wrong. I win.
Saw X-2 finally. After discussing the film I've come to one conclusion. I really do like Famke Janssen more than I thought.
I heard through the grapevine that some people were wondering how could I write such sick things about Disney characters and what I would do to them. Why the hell am I thinking about fucking a lion and so forth. Well people. Check your hesitations at the fucking door. This is I Love Stupid. For those that have been close friends...but never really heard me speak like that before...you've only scratched the surface. How bout this? Last night I had a dream where I killed a squirrel with a butter knife. I then got the confidence to kill my next customer at Noah's with a bagel knife and a toaster. You figure that one out. It was graphic and disturbing. I woke up sweating. And I liked it.
Saw X-2 finally. After discussing the film I've come to one conclusion. I really do like Famke Janssen more than I thought.
I heard through the grapevine that some people were wondering how could I write such sick things about Disney characters and what I would do to them. Why the hell am I thinking about fucking a lion and so forth. Well people. Check your hesitations at the fucking door. This is I Love Stupid. For those that have been close friends...but never really heard me speak like that before...you've only scratched the surface. How bout this? Last night I had a dream where I killed a squirrel with a butter knife. I then got the confidence to kill my next customer at Noah's with a bagel knife and a toaster. You figure that one out. It was graphic and disturbing. I woke up sweating. And I liked it.
May 16, 2003
I will give props for Hapachan's story. I would also like to note that no one gets to see Derek ever except for the little blurbs he makes out on this blog so I'll let this one slip just this once. HOWEVER I think you still spelled my name wrong. It doesn't matter where the key is...I'm sure typing is auto for you so whatever you think comes out. Hapachan gets three gay points for blowing off Bryant when he visited here to spend it with some other boyfriend. Isn't that always the case? I'm sure Bryant can tell us about those occasions.
So Tony is finally graduating along with some other shmucks. I'd just like to say that I hope you get forced into jobs you hate just because you wanted to hurry and get in the real world. Haha. Me? I'm gonna do a live action tentacle porn movie. Not like I'M going to star in it...but my shlong would make a nice tentacle.
Hapachan I can only imagine it is the money you owe me. Wait until you hear about the story I got for you. Call me up. We'll do dinner.
ATTENTION: BLUCKY JUST GOT AWARED 3 GAY POINTS FOR ASKING DEREK TO DINNER.
So Tony is finally graduating along with some other shmucks. I'd just like to say that I hope you get forced into jobs you hate just because you wanted to hurry and get in the real world. Haha. Me? I'm gonna do a live action tentacle porn movie. Not like I'M going to star in it...but my shlong would make a nice tentacle.
Hapachan I can only imagine it is the money you owe me. Wait until you hear about the story I got for you. Call me up. We'll do dinner.
ATTENTION: BLUCKY JUST GOT AWARED 3 GAY POINTS FOR ASKING DEREK TO DINNER.
May 15, 2003
The Captain recently IMed me and asked if he got any gay points for his gay comment about J.Reid. As I explained to him you CANNOT get gay points by trying to be gay. Then you are gay and you will ultimately be declared the winner. Or wiener. Whichever your gay ass wants inserted. So you only get gay points by doing something that you thought was okay, but in the end it was just really gay. I get to award gay points because I made up the gay point system. Since I made it up I get one gay point for trying to keep up with how gay all of you really are. So what is the point of this? Well since Jon doesn't like calling me anymore to hang out I thought I would do him one last favor: Showing him whom he can shower his gay love with...without actually telling him. By winning the competition Eecs will know who he can pursue. That's basically it. Bryant you are still in the lead. Yet because Kevin was baking he got 3 gay points. Add an extra point if they smelled good. Kev you can thank Captain, he Spacy-ed you out. If this isn't true you can appeal the decision by saying why it isn't true or gay. Gwahaha.
The Captain has blah blah blahed his way into talking about the Matrix and how it is going to be good. He has pretty much put his stamp of approval on it. Well three things go against this case. He made me go see The Beach...yeah okay. It was free and I didn't have to pay anything. But it was still Leo running around without a shirt. Andy you just got your first gay point. Congrats buddy. Haha. Second of all he also said Zelda was awesome and protected it against my criticisms of it. How is that game coming along Captain? Oh right...YOU DON'T LIKE IT ANYMORE. Thirdly...I saw Andy at Century theatres. I was coming out of Starship troopers and Andy was coming out of Spice World. 'Nuff said. I think he was with CoolB and Crayonnoonelikestouse...I'm not sure though. Here is the plot of the Matrix. Boring, snoring, shallow story followed by ACTION, ACTION, ACTION, BADLY FILMED SEX SCENE, ACTION, ACTION, STUPID ENDING. There you have it. All I'm going to say is that Monica Bellucci better have a big part in it...shit...if I were the "one" I would kill Trinity with that stupid camera rotating shit and "Whoa" my way toward Monica.
Does no one understand? Belle is fucking french. I guess I'm the only one with a smelling apparatus.
Keira Knightly is very young. It sucks. I feel guilty watching her. Yo ho yo ho a cradlerobber's life for me. "You wanna know pain? Trying wearing a corset."? I'm not liking how this swash buckling tale is starting off...
So okay now to throw in some real substance. We are all funny. We are actually funnier to other people since we are more shocking than most people. So basically we aren't that funny. It is just that we like to think so because everyone else outside of our group of friends are retarded. If you make a retard laugh are you really funny? Probably not. ...okay that's mean. I feel bad for typing that...but notice I'm not backspacing or anything. Shit actually let me rephrase that. Retarded people are probably more smart and more intellectual than 80 percent of the population on this crap hole we call Earth. They don't hate on "normal" people just because we are normal. But the human "race" decides to hate people because they are straight, Hapachaned, different ethnicity blah blah blah. So three cheers for people with mental disabilities. Kids and them are the only honest ones among us...fuck the humans. Fuck them for making me type this kind of shit out.
ATTENTION: BRYANT YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED WITH 5 GAY POINTS FOR THINKING ABOUT GOING TO A STUPID FORMAL FILLED WITH STUPID FUCKING MATERIALISTIC SOROSLUTSIES. 2 MORE IF YOU DECIDE YOU ARE GOING. 5 BONUS POINTS IF YOU WEAR A FLOWER ANYWHERE ON YOUR SUIT.
On a last note it seems my blogs are negative. Recently after speaking with Steve I realized I have seem to lost some of that for whatever reason. I still may say mean things and what not, but it seems I've toned it down. I'm making up for lost time. Since you know...Eecs won't return my calls to his pager once again....therefore leaving me with no friends up here. Teabag is gonna be leaving soon, we all know Derek doesn't like hanging out with us. I think I'm going to turn into a troubled kid just to make him try and convert me...anything for attention. I'm trying to reach out but no one cares...no one...
I think sarcasm should have it's own universal font by the way.
The Captain has blah blah blahed his way into talking about the Matrix and how it is going to be good. He has pretty much put his stamp of approval on it. Well three things go against this case. He made me go see The Beach...yeah okay. It was free and I didn't have to pay anything. But it was still Leo running around without a shirt. Andy you just got your first gay point. Congrats buddy. Haha. Second of all he also said Zelda was awesome and protected it against my criticisms of it. How is that game coming along Captain? Oh right...YOU DON'T LIKE IT ANYMORE. Thirdly...I saw Andy at Century theatres. I was coming out of Starship troopers and Andy was coming out of Spice World. 'Nuff said. I think he was with CoolB and Crayonnoonelikestouse...I'm not sure though. Here is the plot of the Matrix. Boring, snoring, shallow story followed by ACTION, ACTION, ACTION, BADLY FILMED SEX SCENE, ACTION, ACTION, STUPID ENDING. There you have it. All I'm going to say is that Monica Bellucci better have a big part in it...shit...if I were the "one" I would kill Trinity with that stupid camera rotating shit and "Whoa" my way toward Monica.
Does no one understand? Belle is fucking french. I guess I'm the only one with a smelling apparatus.
Keira Knightly is very young. It sucks. I feel guilty watching her. Yo ho yo ho a cradlerobber's life for me. "You wanna know pain? Trying wearing a corset."? I'm not liking how this swash buckling tale is starting off...
So okay now to throw in some real substance. We are all funny. We are actually funnier to other people since we are more shocking than most people. So basically we aren't that funny. It is just that we like to think so because everyone else outside of our group of friends are retarded. If you make a retard laugh are you really funny? Probably not. ...okay that's mean. I feel bad for typing that...but notice I'm not backspacing or anything. Shit actually let me rephrase that. Retarded people are probably more smart and more intellectual than 80 percent of the population on this crap hole we call Earth. They don't hate on "normal" people just because we are normal. But the human "race" decides to hate people because they are straight, Hapachaned, different ethnicity blah blah blah. So three cheers for people with mental disabilities. Kids and them are the only honest ones among us...fuck the humans. Fuck them for making me type this kind of shit out.
ATTENTION: BRYANT YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED WITH 5 GAY POINTS FOR THINKING ABOUT GOING TO A STUPID FORMAL FILLED WITH STUPID FUCKING MATERIALISTIC SOROSLUTSIES. 2 MORE IF YOU DECIDE YOU ARE GOING. 5 BONUS POINTS IF YOU WEAR A FLOWER ANYWHERE ON YOUR SUIT.
On a last note it seems my blogs are negative. Recently after speaking with Steve I realized I have seem to lost some of that for whatever reason. I still may say mean things and what not, but it seems I've toned it down. I'm making up for lost time. Since you know...Eecs won't return my calls to his pager once again....therefore leaving me with no friends up here. Teabag is gonna be leaving soon, we all know Derek doesn't like hanging out with us. I think I'm going to turn into a troubled kid just to make him try and convert me...anything for attention. I'm trying to reach out but no one cares...no one...
I think sarcasm should have it's own universal font by the way.
May 14, 2003
QuadBlog right here.
INT. ANAHEIM CONVENTION CENTER. DAY.
The room is filled with stupid little kids. Except these kids aren't stupid. They are here for the National Spelling Competition. A little fat boy comes up to the podium. His name is Derek. He seems nervous. Perhaps he ate too much Korean BBQ.
Spelling Coordinator: Okay Derek. Your word is BRENDAN.
Derek: Can you say the word in a sentence?
Spelling Coordinator: The girls thought BRENDAN was a pimp ass.
Derek: Origin of the word?
Spelling Coordinator: Quit stalling kid. Juss spell the shit.
Derek: B - R - E...- N - D....ugh...- O - N ?
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Spelling Coordinator: No you fucking idiot. It's brendAn.
C'mon Derek. I can accept Bren-Downe or B or Hellmonger...but Brendon? You just earned yourself 2 gay points buddy.
INT. ANAHEIM CONVENTION CENTER. DAY.
The room is filled with stupid little kids. Except these kids aren't stupid. They are here for the National Spelling Competition. A little fat boy comes up to the podium. His name is Derek. He seems nervous. Perhaps he ate too much Korean BBQ.
Spelling Coordinator: Okay Derek. Your word is BRENDAN.
Derek: Can you say the word in a sentence?
Spelling Coordinator: The girls thought BRENDAN was a pimp ass.
Derek: Origin of the word?
Spelling Coordinator: Quit stalling kid. Juss spell the shit.
Derek: B - R - E...- N - D....ugh...- O - N ?
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Spelling Coordinator: No you fucking idiot. It's brendAn.
C'mon Derek. I can accept Bren-Downe or B or Hellmonger...but Brendon? You just earned yourself 2 gay points buddy.
Disney characters..I love this topic. Since I consider myself somewhat of a Disney fan I'm gonna jump on this. Here here for three blogs in a matter of an hour.
Belle: She's fucking french. That means she is stinky. She also fell in love with The Beast. I mean shit...that is a beastiality. She might as well suck off Felipe's (the horse) dick off if she's into that shit. French are stinky. Tony you are right. You can't find girls to suck off a bear...what is this world coming to?
Sleeping Beauty: She sleeps. I can hit that while she is asleep. No complaints. I do my thing and I get outta there. But then again...she is not awake to clean shit...or cook..which is what girls are supposed to do. Haha.
Cinderella: She believes in the Fairy God Mother. She rides in a pumpkin. She can only pleasure you until 12:00. Then she has to bolt outta there like a bat out of hell. Fuck that. I need a girl that likes pillow talk...pillow talk about what soap to use to clean my dishes.
Jasmine: Pooonjabi. 'Nuff said. Her nose is shaped funny. Plus it took her nearly 58 minutes into the movie to figure out it was Aladdin. Dumb as can be.
Pocahontas: OKay that long flowing hair gets me. But she talks to a tree. A TREE?!? Plus the real Pocahontas was supposedly bald. So the animator Glen Keane decided to make her a lot prettier than she really was. I can't get that thought out of my head when I watch her go down the river to wash my clothes.
Snow White: Tony nailed it right on the money. Although Seven Dwarves...while she is cleaning...nah that porn would never work...or would it? Plus she is pale as fucking...well...snow. Its like Disney ran out of skin tone paint so they kept her white. Eww.
Mulan: My family will tell you that I liked her because she had MingNa's mannerisms down. Whoever animated her got it right on the money...I mean I dont' know her personally but some things I have seen in the Mulan character I see her do in movies and ER. Yet Mulan herself...she tries to act like a boy...to the point of cross dressing...weird.
Jane: Tony once again got it right. I don't like Minnie Driver..and that's all I see when I see her. Besides she wasn't perportioned right.
Ariel: Glen Keane modeled her after Alyssa Milano. He knew where to find inspiration. But are redheads really that cute in real life? Aww fuck it. Gimme that trident. I'll give her some legs and somewhere to stick it. (Jesus this is getting disturbing.)
Meg: Had a certain flair. Personality wise I like her. But once again. The redhead sorta thing bugs me and the fact that her waist was drawn in about an inch in diameter bugs the shit outta me.
Nala: Okay I like Moira Kelly. Blah Blah Blah cutting edge blah blah blha...I think she looked great in With Honors...however...that movie was good anyway which is why I bought it! Moira Kelly was just a nice throw in. She seems fiesty but innocent. I love it. The fact she is a lioness...I do not.
So the winner is...Esmerelda. Not necessarly on looks but boy can she dance on a pole. Her gypsy ways are making me like her. If I had to go on looks wise...and not taking perportions into consideration? Jessica Rabbit all the way...haha. This topic is...well...its crazy..but fun!
Belle: She's fucking french. That means she is stinky. She also fell in love with The Beast. I mean shit...that is a beastiality. She might as well suck off Felipe's (the horse) dick off if she's into that shit. French are stinky. Tony you are right. You can't find girls to suck off a bear...what is this world coming to?
Sleeping Beauty: She sleeps. I can hit that while she is asleep. No complaints. I do my thing and I get outta there. But then again...she is not awake to clean shit...or cook..which is what girls are supposed to do. Haha.
Cinderella: She believes in the Fairy God Mother. She rides in a pumpkin. She can only pleasure you until 12:00. Then she has to bolt outta there like a bat out of hell. Fuck that. I need a girl that likes pillow talk...pillow talk about what soap to use to clean my dishes.
Jasmine: Pooonjabi. 'Nuff said. Her nose is shaped funny. Plus it took her nearly 58 minutes into the movie to figure out it was Aladdin. Dumb as can be.
Pocahontas: OKay that long flowing hair gets me. But she talks to a tree. A TREE?!? Plus the real Pocahontas was supposedly bald. So the animator Glen Keane decided to make her a lot prettier than she really was. I can't get that thought out of my head when I watch her go down the river to wash my clothes.
Snow White: Tony nailed it right on the money. Although Seven Dwarves...while she is cleaning...nah that porn would never work...or would it? Plus she is pale as fucking...well...snow. Its like Disney ran out of skin tone paint so they kept her white. Eww.
Mulan: My family will tell you that I liked her because she had MingNa's mannerisms down. Whoever animated her got it right on the money...I mean I dont' know her personally but some things I have seen in the Mulan character I see her do in movies and ER. Yet Mulan herself...she tries to act like a boy...to the point of cross dressing...weird.
Jane: Tony once again got it right. I don't like Minnie Driver..and that's all I see when I see her. Besides she wasn't perportioned right.
Ariel: Glen Keane modeled her after Alyssa Milano. He knew where to find inspiration. But are redheads really that cute in real life? Aww fuck it. Gimme that trident. I'll give her some legs and somewhere to stick it. (Jesus this is getting disturbing.)
Meg: Had a certain flair. Personality wise I like her. But once again. The redhead sorta thing bugs me and the fact that her waist was drawn in about an inch in diameter bugs the shit outta me.
Nala: Okay I like Moira Kelly. Blah Blah Blah cutting edge blah blah blha...I think she looked great in With Honors...however...that movie was good anyway which is why I bought it! Moira Kelly was just a nice throw in. She seems fiesty but innocent. I love it. The fact she is a lioness...I do not.
So the winner is...Esmerelda. Not necessarly on looks but boy can she dance on a pole. Her gypsy ways are making me like her. If I had to go on looks wise...and not taking perportions into consideration? Jessica Rabbit all the way...haha. This topic is...well...its crazy..but fun!
I'm double blogging just to show those that I can do it. They cannot.
J.Ried, J.Reed, J.Rid, Jwhatever said that the left eye on my KayKay portrait was bugging him. Well my left butt cheek is asleep and tingling. It's slowly moving up toward my asshole and it's feeling pretty weird. I'm trying to force myself to shit right now...so that way my family will hear little giggles caused by the tingles in my ass cheek in the bathroom followed by a *plop, plop*. Haha. I think that would be funny. So yeah...whatever the fuck that means. I think what I'm trying to say is that I'll look into it...although they might think that I'm reading a Calvin and Hobbes book in the can. Oh well. The moral of the story is NEVER LOOK AT MY CALVIN AND HOBBES BOOKS cuz we can only afford single ply toilet paper that feels like 20 grit sandpaper. That means there is rippage. And papercuts. Hehe..."I like this one where Calvin is playing with dirt"..."that ain't dirt."
LilSnowUnFunny decided to change the layout of her website. I think I caused the change. And who is the design major here? Haha. Maybe my ass isn't asleep after all. Maybe it is just trying to contain all the POWER I have...ugh...whatever that means. Hehe.
J.Ried, J.Reed, J.Rid, Jwhatever said that the left eye on my KayKay portrait was bugging him. Well my left butt cheek is asleep and tingling. It's slowly moving up toward my asshole and it's feeling pretty weird. I'm trying to force myself to shit right now...so that way my family will hear little giggles caused by the tingles in my ass cheek in the bathroom followed by a *plop, plop*. Haha. I think that would be funny. So yeah...whatever the fuck that means. I think what I'm trying to say is that I'll look into it...although they might think that I'm reading a Calvin and Hobbes book in the can. Oh well. The moral of the story is NEVER LOOK AT MY CALVIN AND HOBBES BOOKS cuz we can only afford single ply toilet paper that feels like 20 grit sandpaper. That means there is rippage. And papercuts. Hehe..."I like this one where Calvin is playing with dirt"..."that ain't dirt."
LilSnowUnFunny decided to change the layout of her website. I think I caused the change. And who is the design major here? Haha. Maybe my ass isn't asleep after all. Maybe it is just trying to contain all the POWER I have...ugh...whatever that means. Hehe.
So let me get this straight. Pacey (A Canadian mind you) ends up with Joey (whose eyes seem to drip right off her face) and then the fucked up girl Jen gets killed off and never to return in the Dawson reunion? Shit and then Dawson gets a fucking interview with Spielberg? Meanwhile the gay guy finds his lifemate and becomes a parent? Here is how it should have ended. Dawson and Pacey end up fighting for Joey. Pacey of course wins (even though he is Canadian, he has an upper hand since he was in Mighty Ducks) and Dawson was in shitty Varsity Blues where he got his ass kicked repeatedly. Then Dawson gets an idea in his Luke Perry sort of forehead and decides if he can't have droopy eyes then no one can. He then lures Joey to the dock and begins to bitch and whine just like he did in the pilot episode up until tonight. Then he whacks her over the head and begins to go nutty. He foreheadbutts her and she then drowns. Jen of course is still dead for shits and or giggles. They then do a WB spinoff of Joey's Creek where Pacey uses what he learned in the Skulls movie and begins to hunt down Dawson all across the map. It's a suspense thriller sort of thing. Aww fuck it. The final episode was decent...even though they totally ripped of Michael Keaton in My Life. I still appreciated it. And for the record, Pacey was always better than Dawson. Good pick Joe. BTW I do like the fact that they totally made fun of their show while putting the show inside the show. Unfortunately all the shit they made fun of is true. And that is why I lost interest in the show after the 2nd episode.
Matrix blah blah blah. Am I going to go see it. Of course. But this shit better be good. I'm actually more excited about seeing Finding Nemo myself. Pixar has been money since they came out. I doubt Nemo will be any different. Pirates is coming out soon. I'm really really excited about that one. It has a good chance of sucking donkey nuts, but then again so does Matrix. Speaking of movies I've been listening to the Ocean's 11 soundtrack a lot lately. I think I'm becoming a bigger fan of Ambient music than I ever hoped to achieve.
The untitled poker movie. Seeing how I have nothing to do maybe I'll just adapt some of the screenwriting I did in class (basically all the parts that got laughs) and incorporate it into the poker movie. We'll see.
Speaking of which. I've decided to try to do something new with the blog. Seeing how I have been handing out gay points lately I see it fitting that we should be keeping track of such things on our blog for fun. As soon as Eecs stops ignoring my calls to his pager then I'll tell him about it. Basically what will happen is Jon will hyperlink to my site. I will then upload a scorecard that will appear on Pooky. Then I will also state why someone got those points for whatever reason. Whoever wins (Bryant) will then be able to get his ass kicked not only by T-Bola everyday but by everyone on this blog. Haha. I was going to do the Tbola point system but I don't wanna make her cry....I'd rather do that in person.
For anyone playing Splinter Cell...remember you don't want to kill everyone you see. That's why I couldn't beat a level for over about 3 months now. Fuck'n game. I still think Captain is dividing his time between Socom and his girly friend. I don't know the whole story so I'm no expert, but I think you can check her out on www.Garagebandscansuckmyleftnut.com. Haha...jesus...Sushiboy is going to be put on probation for that one. Haha! Wheee...
** If I die I'm going to create a video for my kid too..."Dear whoever the fuck you are. Man. Knowing my family they will tell you mean things about me. I just want you to know that you have to hate Koreans all the way to the tips of your fingertips. Don't worry...Uncle KimChee and Auntie T-Bola don't bite. Well sometimes they do. They'll eat just about anything. Also...remember to make lots of mistakes...by mistakes I mean kids. With more kids the better chance you will be taken care of in the future. Why the fuck do you think I had you? That's right. This tape has been copied over and over and over...I love you...well...then again I don't really know you...cause I'M DEAD REMEMBER?!? Ahh...get the fuck over it" **
Matrix blah blah blah. Am I going to go see it. Of course. But this shit better be good. I'm actually more excited about seeing Finding Nemo myself. Pixar has been money since they came out. I doubt Nemo will be any different. Pirates is coming out soon. I'm really really excited about that one. It has a good chance of sucking donkey nuts, but then again so does Matrix. Speaking of movies I've been listening to the Ocean's 11 soundtrack a lot lately. I think I'm becoming a bigger fan of Ambient music than I ever hoped to achieve.
The untitled poker movie. Seeing how I have nothing to do maybe I'll just adapt some of the screenwriting I did in class (basically all the parts that got laughs) and incorporate it into the poker movie. We'll see.
Speaking of which. I've decided to try to do something new with the blog. Seeing how I have been handing out gay points lately I see it fitting that we should be keeping track of such things on our blog for fun. As soon as Eecs stops ignoring my calls to his pager then I'll tell him about it. Basically what will happen is Jon will hyperlink to my site. I will then upload a scorecard that will appear on Pooky. Then I will also state why someone got those points for whatever reason. Whoever wins (Bryant) will then be able to get his ass kicked not only by T-Bola everyday but by everyone on this blog. Haha. I was going to do the Tbola point system but I don't wanna make her cry....I'd rather do that in person.
For anyone playing Splinter Cell...remember you don't want to kill everyone you see. That's why I couldn't beat a level for over about 3 months now. Fuck'n game. I still think Captain is dividing his time between Socom and his girly friend. I don't know the whole story so I'm no expert, but I think you can check her out on www.Garagebandscansuckmyleftnut.com. Haha...jesus...Sushiboy is going to be put on probation for that one. Haha! Wheee...
** If I die I'm going to create a video for my kid too..."Dear whoever the fuck you are. Man. Knowing my family they will tell you mean things about me. I just want you to know that you have to hate Koreans all the way to the tips of your fingertips. Don't worry...Uncle KimChee and Auntie T-Bola don't bite. Well sometimes they do. They'll eat just about anything. Also...remember to make lots of mistakes...by mistakes I mean kids. With more kids the better chance you will be taken care of in the future. Why the fuck do you think I had you? That's right. This tape has been copied over and over and over...I love you...well...then again I don't really know you...cause I'M DEAD REMEMBER?!? Ahh...get the fuck over it" **
May 11, 2003
Well, it was nice seeing everyone this weekend. Hope you had fun in Berkeley Jonathan and sorry Derek for the mix up at Holders, hopefully I'll get to see both you guys soon.
I've been meaning to write in this blog for a while, just haven't gotten around to it this week...
T-bag, nice name, I like it even though in hind sight, it may be used in other fashions, here @ Pooky we love stupid.
Brendan - Ipod, damn...save up, you'll get it someday...maybe...
Jonathan - Buy the headphones. It sounds like you've already talked yourself into them, you just need reassurance and I say go for it, You're worth it!
I've been given the recent responsibility to find pictures of all our new Pookiers so that Brendan may get some ideas on an icon to draw for them. I will get on that as soon as I get back in SLO, I'll try to find the best pictures to represent each person in a nice fashion hehe.
After reading Andy's first blog and describing what he has done in life to become worthy of "stupid," I for shits and giggles will list some of the stupid things that I have done in my brief existence:
1. Said Yes to my arch-nemesis to a dance that I definitely did not want to go to. This led to incessant singing in the ol' truck and dance pictures in my possession and the possession of others (yearbook, damn it) to capture the GREAT memory of that night.
2. Drinking heavily @ a friend's b-day party and then running across the street while going against traffic. Luckily El Capitan came out and saved my life and pulled me into safety. Other highlights of the night were passing out in a bush and puking on someone's truck.
3. With alcohol once again being involved, I did a cartwheel in the streets, losing my glasses w/o my knowledge.
4. Cutting my finger at Noah's so badly that I needed to go to the hospital to get stitches. The reason why I find this to be stupid is because I did it, just so that a customer could be happy and have her bagel 30 secs faster. F Customer Service!
5. Due to heightened tension and rage while playing beloved Socom, I continued to throw my headset, this time hitting my office chair and shattering the poor thing to millions of pieces. Ooops! Headsets are very expensive, beware!
This weekend Brendan also continued to hand out "gay points." I seem to be the leader w/ like 5, while Kevin and Brendan are tied at 2 a piece. We'll see who wins this bad boy; please be me! My girlfriend will love it.
Tony came up w/ a comment that I found to interesting and true: "All our friends are funny!"
That's not a lie, that's not hyping ourselves up, I truly believe that if the general public heard how we talked to each other, the things we said out loud, and our actions, they would find us hilarious. Brendan said it true, that people are shocked, yet entertained at how much we rip into each other (on a deep level) and none of us really take each other too seriously. Most of the time we will rip the person back and so on and so on. I believe each one of us has a unique humor between us:
Brendan - blunt, realist w/ a hint of pessism, which makes us all laugh because we can't believe what we're hearing.
Jonathan - logical, sarcastic, humor. He's got the sound effects to that go along w/ the humor. He's witty w/ his comebacks and doesn't let anything phase him.
Steve - realist just like Brendan, but he can find more little things to talk about and laugh about...Ears being ripped off, Food, Way people speak, etc.
Brian - has a little sarcasm, a little noise makin' himself w/ the "YA!" and "Herro!" Double peace sign, fo sho!
Derek - Random random random. He will say things that people will say "What the fuck?!" People can't figure out if they're laughing because what Derek said makes sense and it's funny or they're laughing at Derek for making no sense at all.
Tony - Hardcore feminist. When I say hardcore, I mean not at all a feminist. Anti-feminism. He has a touch of Brendan in him where he tells it as it is, but doesn't do it too the extreme of Brendan. Tony is also funny because he's not afraid to say anything to anyone. He will say things to waitresses, cops, regular people on the street and especially...GIRLS haha.
Andy - Original thought. He is always looking for a different way to make people laugh. He is always trying to find different jokes. Good impressions of people as well. He also has Derek's randomness, but every Andy joke has some sort of point or purpose...well most of the time. Drunken Andy is all of what I have described, times 10.
Kevin - His Truckee thinking and semi-ignorance on things make me laugh at least. He makes light-hearted jokes from time to time. His shit talking can also be construed as funny from time to time. His laugh is contagious and he some how just makes people laugh along with him. He has bits of Tony and Brendan in him where he can be outspoken, especially when drunk. Watch out.
Me - I would say I have a combo of super sarcasm, stories, and lame jokes that give this Korean some laughs. I think I have a certain presence to make certain stories more interesting. I love to make people laugh and do whatever I can to get a laugh out of people. I am outspoken at times and say things I shouldn't, but hey, I follow the crowd.
Well, I think I have written enough. If people want to expand or dispute how I found everyone's humor, go for it. I would love to see how we all think about each other and even if we make each other laugh. I find you all funny in unique ways and I hope the laughter continues always.
Peace out, take care...for those who are graduating, live it up, times almost up.
I've been meaning to write in this blog for a while, just haven't gotten around to it this week...
T-bag, nice name, I like it even though in hind sight, it may be used in other fashions, here @ Pooky we love stupid.
Brendan - Ipod, damn...save up, you'll get it someday...maybe...
Jonathan - Buy the headphones. It sounds like you've already talked yourself into them, you just need reassurance and I say go for it, You're worth it!
I've been given the recent responsibility to find pictures of all our new Pookiers so that Brendan may get some ideas on an icon to draw for them. I will get on that as soon as I get back in SLO, I'll try to find the best pictures to represent each person in a nice fashion hehe.
After reading Andy's first blog and describing what he has done in life to become worthy of "stupid," I for shits and giggles will list some of the stupid things that I have done in my brief existence:
1. Said Yes to my arch-nemesis to a dance that I definitely did not want to go to. This led to incessant singing in the ol' truck and dance pictures in my possession and the possession of others (yearbook, damn it) to capture the GREAT memory of that night.
2. Drinking heavily @ a friend's b-day party and then running across the street while going against traffic. Luckily El Capitan came out and saved my life and pulled me into safety. Other highlights of the night were passing out in a bush and puking on someone's truck.
3. With alcohol once again being involved, I did a cartwheel in the streets, losing my glasses w/o my knowledge.
4. Cutting my finger at Noah's so badly that I needed to go to the hospital to get stitches. The reason why I find this to be stupid is because I did it, just so that a customer could be happy and have her bagel 30 secs faster. F Customer Service!
5. Due to heightened tension and rage while playing beloved Socom, I continued to throw my headset, this time hitting my office chair and shattering the poor thing to millions of pieces. Ooops! Headsets are very expensive, beware!
This weekend Brendan also continued to hand out "gay points." I seem to be the leader w/ like 5, while Kevin and Brendan are tied at 2 a piece. We'll see who wins this bad boy; please be me! My girlfriend will love it.
Tony came up w/ a comment that I found to interesting and true: "All our friends are funny!"
That's not a lie, that's not hyping ourselves up, I truly believe that if the general public heard how we talked to each other, the things we said out loud, and our actions, they would find us hilarious. Brendan said it true, that people are shocked, yet entertained at how much we rip into each other (on a deep level) and none of us really take each other too seriously. Most of the time we will rip the person back and so on and so on. I believe each one of us has a unique humor between us:
Brendan - blunt, realist w/ a hint of pessism, which makes us all laugh because we can't believe what we're hearing.
Jonathan - logical, sarcastic, humor. He's got the sound effects to that go along w/ the humor. He's witty w/ his comebacks and doesn't let anything phase him.
Steve - realist just like Brendan, but he can find more little things to talk about and laugh about...Ears being ripped off, Food, Way people speak, etc.
Brian - has a little sarcasm, a little noise makin' himself w/ the "YA!" and "Herro!" Double peace sign, fo sho!
Derek - Random random random. He will say things that people will say "What the fuck?!" People can't figure out if they're laughing because what Derek said makes sense and it's funny or they're laughing at Derek for making no sense at all.
Tony - Hardcore feminist. When I say hardcore, I mean not at all a feminist. Anti-feminism. He has a touch of Brendan in him where he tells it as it is, but doesn't do it too the extreme of Brendan. Tony is also funny because he's not afraid to say anything to anyone. He will say things to waitresses, cops, regular people on the street and especially...GIRLS haha.
Andy - Original thought. He is always looking for a different way to make people laugh. He is always trying to find different jokes. Good impressions of people as well. He also has Derek's randomness, but every Andy joke has some sort of point or purpose...well most of the time. Drunken Andy is all of what I have described, times 10.
Kevin - His Truckee thinking and semi-ignorance on things make me laugh at least. He makes light-hearted jokes from time to time. His shit talking can also be construed as funny from time to time. His laugh is contagious and he some how just makes people laugh along with him. He has bits of Tony and Brendan in him where he can be outspoken, especially when drunk. Watch out.
Me - I would say I have a combo of super sarcasm, stories, and lame jokes that give this Korean some laughs. I think I have a certain presence to make certain stories more interesting. I love to make people laugh and do whatever I can to get a laugh out of people. I am outspoken at times and say things I shouldn't, but hey, I follow the crowd.
Well, I think I have written enough. If people want to expand or dispute how I found everyone's humor, go for it. I would love to see how we all think about each other and even if we make each other laugh. I find you all funny in unique ways and I hope the laughter continues always.
Peace out, take care...for those who are graduating, live it up, times almost up.
May 8, 2003
Since Pooky stepped out to go see his real, yet fake friends from Berkeley I have decided to take over as administrator. As admin anything I say goes with no chance to dispute it. First of all...
T.Chang is not fucking good enough. Get that shit outta here. You need something dope ass. Like BLuckyDay. "Well what about that guy Steve, he doesn't have a nickname." I think we went over this. Steve is special. Since he helped start ILS he gets off. Hehe. So T.Chang you NEED to change your nickname. Think man. You took classes in advertising. Advertise how creative you can be. And stop saying that you respect women. This blog isn't your little personal advertisment to show how sensitive you are too all our female readers. In fact...you females should not be reading this...start cooking me din din or some shit. Oh yeah and press the enter key every once in a while. Paragraphs are good too! Haha!
Captain decided to go drink on a fucking Wednesday night instead of playing Socom with Soosh. 'Nuff said.
Who the fuck is Vern? If that is one of the Pooky players pretending to be some lame reader and we find out about it...
As for the race issue. Race was made up by humans. Race is a fucking myth. Race was created so we can create superiority amongst the other homosapiens. I mean think about it. I mean a dog is a fucking dog. In a little girl voice, "oooooh how cute...what kind of dog is that?" BLucky replies, "Its a fucking dog bitch. With four fucking legs and a saliva drooling mouth. The wanting for humans to put shit in order fucked us in the long run. Now we have race. Now we have racism. So BLuckyDay is trying to take it back to everyone equal. EXCEPT that not everyone is equal. Some humans like to eat dog. Bad example since they are not human...but you get the idea. Some humans like to live with big bears in the forest and speak dirty french. Bottom line: I hate everyone equally. As long as you hate equal you are not a racist. You are a humanist. Second Bottom line: Humans that eat dog can tea bag my left nut and lick off the shit flakes off my asshole.
Eecs buy the fucking headphones. Why you fucking acting like you have no fucking money. I mean are you thinking that since you are making more money than us that you have to act like you are poor so you can fit in? I mean 269 dollars. If that ain't shit for me then surely you can get them without any fucking question. I can't believe you had to think about that kind of purchase. If you pick up an ipod...pick me one up too please! Hehe.
Oh speaking of which. I was telling Steve that I found a group of four stupid chinks trying to make a movie about the 442nd. For those that don't know what the 442nd are here it is in a nutshell.
WWII. American Japanese get put in camps. They lost practically everything. The same American Japanese that got their freedom robbed decide to fight in the war for the country that betrayed them. The 442nd were strictly for American Japanese/Hawaiian Japanese. They were used to as a spearhead into some of the most dangerous campaigns so other "white" soldiers would be safer in the rear. Lost the most men in any battalion in the war. The MOST decorated batallion in any war that America has fought. A story that needs to be told that none of you white folk have ever heard of.
And now chinks are trying to take that story. I had family that were in those camps. I had family that fought in that war. This has given me new found drive to do this story justice. How about you Chinese make a story about how you gave cowboys and indians opium instead of trying to ride on another "race's" coattails. Now I'm just pissed...bottom line: stick to Chinatown and your fucking root tea assholes.
What a negative blog. And I love it. Welcome to Pooky. 'Cept Vern. He can go chew on a dick. Who ever he fucking is.
T.Chang is not fucking good enough. Get that shit outta here. You need something dope ass. Like BLuckyDay. "Well what about that guy Steve, he doesn't have a nickname." I think we went over this. Steve is special. Since he helped start ILS he gets off. Hehe. So T.Chang you NEED to change your nickname. Think man. You took classes in advertising. Advertise how creative you can be. And stop saying that you respect women. This blog isn't your little personal advertisment to show how sensitive you are too all our female readers. In fact...you females should not be reading this...start cooking me din din or some shit. Oh yeah and press the enter key every once in a while. Paragraphs are good too! Haha!
Captain decided to go drink on a fucking Wednesday night instead of playing Socom with Soosh. 'Nuff said.
Who the fuck is Vern? If that is one of the Pooky players pretending to be some lame reader and we find out about it...
As for the race issue. Race was made up by humans. Race is a fucking myth. Race was created so we can create superiority amongst the other homosapiens. I mean think about it. I mean a dog is a fucking dog. In a little girl voice, "oooooh how cute...what kind of dog is that?" BLucky replies, "Its a fucking dog bitch. With four fucking legs and a saliva drooling mouth. The wanting for humans to put shit in order fucked us in the long run. Now we have race. Now we have racism. So BLuckyDay is trying to take it back to everyone equal. EXCEPT that not everyone is equal. Some humans like to eat dog. Bad example since they are not human...but you get the idea. Some humans like to live with big bears in the forest and speak dirty french. Bottom line: I hate everyone equally. As long as you hate equal you are not a racist. You are a humanist. Second Bottom line: Humans that eat dog can tea bag my left nut and lick off the shit flakes off my asshole.
Eecs buy the fucking headphones. Why you fucking acting like you have no fucking money. I mean are you thinking that since you are making more money than us that you have to act like you are poor so you can fit in? I mean 269 dollars. If that ain't shit for me then surely you can get them without any fucking question. I can't believe you had to think about that kind of purchase. If you pick up an ipod...pick me one up too please! Hehe.
Oh speaking of which. I was telling Steve that I found a group of four stupid chinks trying to make a movie about the 442nd. For those that don't know what the 442nd are here it is in a nutshell.
WWII. American Japanese get put in camps. They lost practically everything. The same American Japanese that got their freedom robbed decide to fight in the war for the country that betrayed them. The 442nd were strictly for American Japanese/Hawaiian Japanese. They were used to as a spearhead into some of the most dangerous campaigns so other "white" soldiers would be safer in the rear. Lost the most men in any battalion in the war. The MOST decorated batallion in any war that America has fought. A story that needs to be told that none of you white folk have ever heard of.
And now chinks are trying to take that story. I had family that were in those camps. I had family that fought in that war. This has given me new found drive to do this story justice. How about you Chinese make a story about how you gave cowboys and indians opium instead of trying to ride on another "race's" coattails. Now I'm just pissed...bottom line: stick to Chinatown and your fucking root tea assholes.
What a negative blog. And I love it. Welcome to Pooky. 'Cept Vern. He can go chew on a dick. Who ever he fucking is.
May 7, 2003
Ho
Leigh
Shiet
This is too much to read.
Pooky, get rid of these newcomers, they're just up to no good.
In all seriosity though... it's been a fun ride with all the blog posting madness lately. Top notch material from all colors and creeds. I hope we can find a happy equilibrium between the hectic no-time-for-stupid-online-journal lifestyle of Snacks (despite his brief and triumphant return) and the 5-posts-a-day trend the rest of us suddenly seem capable of (perhaps indicative of the free time we so often have but claim to lack). Anyways*, new guys: make your icons if you wanna be like the cool kids: 150x150 pixels capturing who you are as far as Team Pooky is concerned. AND MAKE IT FUNNY OR YOU'RE OUT. =|
* Anyways is a variation of "anyway", meaning "in any case", much like the slang dismissal "laters", or the always-stupid-sounding "late". The English language didn't make a lot of sense to begin with ANYWAYS. Those of us with red marking utensils securely and permanently locked into place by alcohol-induced-fukdup-thumbs are cursed to forever be aware and aggravated by this fact. To the rest of you fully-fallible normal people, I don't suggest following me down this path. Because I'll be farting from time to time.
That
looks like a decent computer setup Brendan, so go for it if you really feel you can and should afford it. All of a sudden I'll feel like playing Hot Shots Golf all night. You'll fall asleep. BOOM I've got myself a 23" widescreen and you've got a monitor that oddly resembles the door from a microwave. Everybody wins. Just especially Bangs.
While we're bringing up tempting and expensive but not entirely ridiculous purchases... today I was checking out headphones and came across such an offering. First let me say that this is dangerous ground for one such as me. I love music and listen to it almost constantly. So naturally I want high quality sound. Every time I look at headphones I'm tempted to buy a new set. So although I'm very tempted by what I found, I know I'm not necessarily thinking straight. So there's this company called Etymotic Research. This company makes high quality earphones, and apparently used their research on ears and sound to produce some of the best audiophile headphones in the world, one of which being the ER-4P. They are designed to go in the ear canal, which blocks out ambient sound and leaves you alone with just about the most pure audio listening experience possible. In fact, I'm a little concerned just how much sound they keep out, since that could prove hazardous in public situations (i.e. not hearing a car coming whilst on an mp3-enhanced stroll). Sure, they're expensive at $330 retail ($269 at headphone.com)... but reviews say they can only be compared to electrostatic sets that cost $1000 and up. Reading all this stuff, the end result is: I have to at least try them out. Anyways, I figure I'll want some good portables if I get an mp3 player... and it seems you cannot do better than these. And then there's every day at work... hell, anything to block out the other cubicles and their incessant tippy-tippy-tappy-click-clack typing. I'M TRYING TO SLEEP, YOU DAMN CHIMPS!
Leigh
Shiet
This is too much to read.
Pooky, get rid of these newcomers, they're just up to no good.
In all seriosity though... it's been a fun ride with all the blog posting madness lately. Top notch material from all colors and creeds. I hope we can find a happy equilibrium between the hectic no-time-for-stupid-online-journal lifestyle of Snacks (despite his brief and triumphant return) and the 5-posts-a-day trend the rest of us suddenly seem capable of (perhaps indicative of the free time we so often have but claim to lack). Anyways*, new guys: make your icons if you wanna be like the cool kids: 150x150 pixels capturing who you are as far as Team Pooky is concerned. AND MAKE IT FUNNY OR YOU'RE OUT. =|
* Anyways is a variation of "anyway", meaning "in any case", much like the slang dismissal "laters", or the always-stupid-sounding "late". The English language didn't make a lot of sense to begin with ANYWAYS. Those of us with red marking utensils securely and permanently locked into place by alcohol-induced-fukdup-thumbs are cursed to forever be aware and aggravated by this fact. To the rest of you fully-fallible normal people, I don't suggest following me down this path. Because I'll be farting from time to time.
That
looks like a decent computer setup Brendan, so go for it if you really feel you can and should afford it. All of a sudden I'll feel like playing Hot Shots Golf all night. You'll fall asleep. BOOM I've got myself a 23" widescreen and you've got a monitor that oddly resembles the door from a microwave. Everybody wins. Just especially Bangs.
While we're bringing up tempting and expensive but not entirely ridiculous purchases... today I was checking out headphones and came across such an offering. First let me say that this is dangerous ground for one such as me. I love music and listen to it almost constantly. So naturally I want high quality sound. Every time I look at headphones I'm tempted to buy a new set. So although I'm very tempted by what I found, I know I'm not necessarily thinking straight. So there's this company called Etymotic Research. This company makes high quality earphones, and apparently used their research on ears and sound to produce some of the best audiophile headphones in the world, one of which being the ER-4P. They are designed to go in the ear canal, which blocks out ambient sound and leaves you alone with just about the most pure audio listening experience possible. In fact, I'm a little concerned just how much sound they keep out, since that could prove hazardous in public situations (i.e. not hearing a car coming whilst on an mp3-enhanced stroll). Sure, they're expensive at $330 retail ($269 at headphone.com)... but reviews say they can only be compared to electrostatic sets that cost $1000 and up. Reading all this stuff, the end result is: I have to at least try them out. Anyways, I figure I'll want some good portables if I get an mp3 player... and it seems you cannot do better than these. And then there's every day at work... hell, anything to block out the other cubicles and their incessant tippy-tippy-tappy-click-clack typing. I'M TRYING TO SLEEP, YOU DAMN CHIMPS!
May 6, 2003
So as some of you know (Jon and Pooky) I have been wanting to purchase a Mac for a while now. Now why a mac? I thought Brendan hated Macs. Well I do. Yet when it comes to editing you CANNOT beat a Mac. You can try. You will lose. So let's go into the specs of my dream machine.
- Dual Processor 1.4 GZ w/2 megs per cache - 2499.00
- 2 GIGS of DDRram - 750.00
- 4X180 Gig harddrives (that's 720 Gigs) - 1350.00
- Apple Super Drive (DVD burnage) - 200.00
- Combo DVD/CD-R Drive - 150.00
- ATI Radeon 9700 128DDR - 350.00
- Apple Cinema Display 23 inch, High-Def signal, widescreen flat panel - 1999.00
- Airport Base Station/Card - 250.00 (Used for wireless networking of ALL computers you want)
- SCSI support card - 49.00
- Fibre PCI channel for support of RAID - 500.00
- iPod 20 gig storage - 299.00
- Apple Harman Kardan Speakers - 59.00
- Bluetooth Module - 50.00
- Mac OS.X - Bundled in all macs
- Mac OS.X Unlimited (Server software) - 999.00
- Plus all the little doodads and gadgets...final price is over 10K. Check it out on apple. No lying here.
This is the ultimate machine. Nothing else I know of compares to it right now for consumers. I want it. I also want Kristin Kreuk to not be Canadian. We all know how that is coming...sigh....
- Dual Processor 1.4 GZ w/2 megs per cache - 2499.00
- 2 GIGS of DDRram - 750.00
- 4X180 Gig harddrives (that's 720 Gigs) - 1350.00
- Apple Super Drive (DVD burnage) - 200.00
- Combo DVD/CD-R Drive - 150.00
- ATI Radeon 9700 128DDR - 350.00
- Apple Cinema Display 23 inch, High-Def signal, widescreen flat panel - 1999.00
- Airport Base Station/Card - 250.00 (Used for wireless networking of ALL computers you want)
- SCSI support card - 49.00
- Fibre PCI channel for support of RAID - 500.00
- iPod 20 gig storage - 299.00
- Apple Harman Kardan Speakers - 59.00
- Bluetooth Module - 50.00
- Mac OS.X - Bundled in all macs
- Mac OS.X Unlimited (Server software) - 999.00
- Plus all the little doodads and gadgets...final price is over 10K. Check it out on apple. No lying here.
This is the ultimate machine. Nothing else I know of compares to it right now for consumers. I want it. I also want Kristin Kreuk to not be Canadian. We all know how that is coming...sigh....
May 5, 2003
Damn... Everyone and their mom decided to update their blog today... First off, wecome to the fun Kevin, Andy, 'n Tony... I think I met you guys once at Obon... Good times, that celebration. Looking forward to being there again in a few months! (Probably the only time I get to see those other bastards too. No visit bitches!)
Anyway... I just noticed as I was surfing through the logs the banner we have up top. I'm probably the only ignorant one here, but the banner is specialized to the web page... We have a Harrison Ford ad, my site has a DDR ad, and Steve... Uh... He has a Coconut Monkey Purse ad. I think that just made my day. (End note: hehe, it changes once in a while... but those are the sites I see the most...)
All is well up here in Sonoma... Relationship wise, I guess it's going alright. We're still passing along e-mails. Probably moving slower than a snail, but I'm ok with that. I over-react to a lot of things, so it's easier for me to take things slower and live a little at a time. Honestly, I can say I feel fairly good about where I am right now.
Let's see... Race issues... Normally I'm just too stupid to notice if I'm the only asian around. Up here in Sonoma, it's a little different when the majority is still caucasian. (Caucasian. A cookie to whoever knows where that word came from.) Yeah, it's a little awkward, but most of the time I'm over it. hehe the few times Lori hung out with you guys she commented on the race thing. Guess she noticed it a little more. Oddly enough, I can say I'm not racist, but I found I actually tend to gravitate to other asians when I'm in a class. I've caught myself doing that a few times. Do we go to what is somewhat familiar to us? Where do I actually fit in?
Bleh, anyway... Funny story at work... Our vending machines suck donkey balls... There is a 50% chance that you will get nothing from the crisp dollar you eagerly cram into the machine... Saturday night I had this wannabe gangser looking fool complete with his little bandana come up to me...
Gangsta: "Yo man... Your vending machine jacked me."
Me: "Alright, let's go to this one... You wanted Dr. Pepper, right? *clang* there you go..."
Gangsta: "Thanks man... The vending machine is lucky it's kept behind the bars, or I would have tore it up."
Me: "Uhh, yeah... Well, I'm glad you didn't..."
Gangsta: "*Laughs* Yeah, that's how @*^$@ get shot."
He proceeds to do his little head thrust to the machine, and walks away. When his back is turned, I comfort the machine. :)
I can't believe someone actually used that line... "That's how *#(^$#@ get shot."
Anyway... I just noticed as I was surfing through the logs the banner we have up top. I'm probably the only ignorant one here, but the banner is specialized to the web page... We have a Harrison Ford ad, my site has a DDR ad, and Steve... Uh... He has a Coconut Monkey Purse ad. I think that just made my day. (End note: hehe, it changes once in a while... but those are the sites I see the most...)
All is well up here in Sonoma... Relationship wise, I guess it's going alright. We're still passing along e-mails. Probably moving slower than a snail, but I'm ok with that. I over-react to a lot of things, so it's easier for me to take things slower and live a little at a time. Honestly, I can say I feel fairly good about where I am right now.
Let's see... Race issues... Normally I'm just too stupid to notice if I'm the only asian around. Up here in Sonoma, it's a little different when the majority is still caucasian. (Caucasian. A cookie to whoever knows where that word came from.) Yeah, it's a little awkward, but most of the time I'm over it. hehe the few times Lori hung out with you guys she commented on the race thing. Guess she noticed it a little more. Oddly enough, I can say I'm not racist, but I found I actually tend to gravitate to other asians when I'm in a class. I've caught myself doing that a few times. Do we go to what is somewhat familiar to us? Where do I actually fit in?
Bleh, anyway... Funny story at work... Our vending machines suck donkey balls... There is a 50% chance that you will get nothing from the crisp dollar you eagerly cram into the machine... Saturday night I had this wannabe gangser looking fool complete with his little bandana come up to me...
Gangsta: "Yo man... Your vending machine jacked me."
Me: "Alright, let's go to this one... You wanted Dr. Pepper, right? *clang* there you go..."
Gangsta: "Thanks man... The vending machine is lucky it's kept behind the bars, or I would have tore it up."
Me: "Uhh, yeah... Well, I'm glad you didn't..."
Gangsta: "*Laughs* Yeah, that's how @*^$@ get shot."
He proceeds to do his little head thrust to the machine, and walks away. When his back is turned, I comfort the machine. :)
I can't believe someone actually used that line... "That's how *#(^$#@ get shot."
May 4, 2003
Pooky's History
Seeing how we do not have a handbook on where the roots of Pooky started, I will give you a little feedback on where our name comes from and what the little quote means on the bottom of the name. As well as some guidelines to make your transition to stupid more effecient.
1. Pooky is our leader. Pooky is in charge of everything on this site. He has no face. Although that icon would prove otherwise. Anything having to do with the site is in his hands. Now you may be asking who this "Pooky" is and where did he come from. EecsBangs and I were playing Pokeroom.com at one point and we met up with a fellow by the name of Pookypl as his username. This fucker would play stupid shit and win. Needless to say it pissed the fuck out of me and Jon seeing how we would play smart and lose to Pooky when he had no right being in the fucking hand to begin with. So we coined the term "Pookied" when we got fucked over at cards by someone who plays stupid shit. Hence the name Pooky. Since we love stupid shit we thought Pooky would be a good name for our blog. Enough of your history lesson. Bottom line: Pooky sometimes acts like an asshole but he makes everything happen.
2. It's okay to blog about serious shit. If you blog about serious shit all the time you will be ridiculed and killed. Pooky will make it happen. Remember this is
"I Love Stupid" not "I Love a Good Long Serious Story All the Time". Haha. We haven't had a problem with this so far so let's keep it that way boys!
3. For you newcomers you must spread the word around about your new home. ILS is made for us to piss people off. Spread that shit around. Haha.
4. You need a nickname. Steve doesn't since all of us have problems giving him a nickname. Since we waited so long to give him one it seems that anything we say won't stand up to the hype. You newbies can call yourself whatever you want. Juss make it creative.
5. The quote. Harrison Ford on...I forget...Conan? We thought it was a funny quote. And he said it was stupid. Good enough for us.
This is sounding like a frat. IT IS NOT A FUCKING FRAT. I just decided to give you some feedback so T-Bag doesn't ask me who the fuck Pooky is. Hehe. Enjoy you bastards. Again I leave you with the same quote since I double blogged in less than 2 hours or so.
"When I die I want all of my blogs printed out and put into a book to be handed out to everyone who goes to my funeral...that way they won't be as sad." BLuckyDay.
Seeing how we do not have a handbook on where the roots of Pooky started, I will give you a little feedback on where our name comes from and what the little quote means on the bottom of the name. As well as some guidelines to make your transition to stupid more effecient.
1. Pooky is our leader. Pooky is in charge of everything on this site. He has no face. Although that icon would prove otherwise. Anything having to do with the site is in his hands. Now you may be asking who this "Pooky" is and where did he come from. EecsBangs and I were playing Pokeroom.com at one point and we met up with a fellow by the name of Pookypl as his username. This fucker would play stupid shit and win. Needless to say it pissed the fuck out of me and Jon seeing how we would play smart and lose to Pooky when he had no right being in the fucking hand to begin with. So we coined the term "Pookied" when we got fucked over at cards by someone who plays stupid shit. Hence the name Pooky. Since we love stupid shit we thought Pooky would be a good name for our blog. Enough of your history lesson. Bottom line: Pooky sometimes acts like an asshole but he makes everything happen.
2. It's okay to blog about serious shit. If you blog about serious shit all the time you will be ridiculed and killed. Pooky will make it happen. Remember this is
"I Love Stupid" not "I Love a Good Long Serious Story All the Time". Haha. We haven't had a problem with this so far so let's keep it that way boys!
3. For you newcomers you must spread the word around about your new home. ILS is made for us to piss people off. Spread that shit around. Haha.
4. You need a nickname. Steve doesn't since all of us have problems giving him a nickname. Since we waited so long to give him one it seems that anything we say won't stand up to the hype. You newbies can call yourself whatever you want. Juss make it creative.
5. The quote. Harrison Ford on...I forget...Conan? We thought it was a funny quote. And he said it was stupid. Good enough for us.
This is sounding like a frat. IT IS NOT A FUCKING FRAT. I just decided to give you some feedback so T-Bag doesn't ask me who the fuck Pooky is. Hehe. Enjoy you bastards. Again I leave you with the same quote since I double blogged in less than 2 hours or so.
"When I die I want all of my blogs printed out and put into a book to be handed out to everyone who goes to my funeral...that way they won't be as sad." BLuckyDay.
Well, it certainly been a while since I've written in here, not as bad as Derek per say, but it's been long enough. New editions to Pooky, how exciting! Let me say that I'm glad that more people will be joining us here, hopefully there will be more writing, opinions, humor, and insight on life. I'll put in a few more cents on who each person is:
Andy is my best friend and we've gone to the same school ever since Kindergarten and we go to Cal Poly together. He's probably in the top 3 funniest people that I know in the world. He is witty, sarcastic, slick w/ the comments and a quick thinker. He and I have been through almost everything together and I love telling the crazy stories and all the trouble we used to cause. Avid videogame player, sports fanatic, and all around one of the good guys in this world. Glad to see Pooky and his power trip let him on.
I met Kevin in the dorms, but really didn't get to know him until my second year. I had found a friend here at Poly that didn't need to drink every weekend to have fun. He was the guy I can chill with, kick back and watch movies. He was my impulse shopping friend since Brendan wasn't here. We eventually became roommates in our 3rd year and I couldn't imagine living with anyone else. He was the perfect roommate. Kevin has now become one of my best friends and he's given me another reason that I'm glad I went to Poly. Kevin is the perfectionist, hates losing, scares easily, but has a great time with life. Most of the time. He's also another funny face that can shed some light here in Pooky on random things. He'll be the person in the group minus Brendan, to say what's on his mind, no matter what. His shit talking is endless, but like Brendan he's a softy and truly a good character. He's taught me a lot in cooking, fixing things, bball, etc. I hope he makes his way back to SJ so that we may become roommates again and have some more fun!
Tony tried to throw me in a fuckin garbage can in our first meeting in 6th grade. Koreans are not supposed to do that to each other, but oh well, lucky for him I forgave him and we've become good friends w/ an intereting twist on how we met. This is a guy you always want on your side. He'll stick up for you, he'll defend you and he's one of the most loyal friends that I have. He's a tremendous athlete who has risen above the rest and worked his ass off to become the best player that he can be. His efforts are always 110% and his hard work will pay off for him. He's a kick back guy, who is almost always in a good mood. He always has a smile on his face and rarely gets mad. He makes some bold comments too, like Kevin and Brendan, but like the others, laughs it off with everyone else.
All in all these 3 should be a great addition to our blog, I hope they blog a lot and we get feedback on everything. I know some of our lives will become more hectic with our college careers coming to a close, but it will always be good to hear from you all. I hope to see you all in SJ, even though some may think it's not a fun place to be. I beg to differ, I think San Jose is good enough, there's no other town I would rather live in. I say this because of the company that I keep there and that's all that I need. All the people I care about are from the area and hopefully will eventually be back there when all is said and done. Other pluses is that it has awesome sports team, SF is just 20 min away, traffic isn't that bad, there are convenient places to shop (Valley Fair is a great mall, parking sucks though), Videogame stores galore for missions, Popeye's, Su's, Gordon Bierch, Holders, must I say more? If that's not good enough for ya, then I'm sorry, that's all I have to offer for the town.
School is going alright. Kick back, but my classes are actually interesting. I actually like going to the lectures because I feel like I am retaining stuff. My Developmental Psych. class is giving me some good insights on children and how to raise them, what's normal, what's not, etc. My Kine class is making me more aware of my surroundings and the struggles b/w cultures. It also gives good tips on how to lead a healthy life. Funny, my most boring class is the one that I have to take which is my Software Mgmt. class. I really should be interested in it, since it discusses my future job (Proj Mgmt), but damn, the subject is damn boring and I hope my job isn't the same way or I would go nuts. Month and a half left, time flies when you're having fun.
I've noticed I am a very emotional drunk. Not the wah wah, boo hoo, emotional. More like the "I love you guys!" type and I like to give hugs. I getting drunk and talking w/ most of you is my way of saying I appreciate having you in my life, but I would feel stupid saying it sober because I would immediately be termed as "gay." I know Brendan is already saying that right now, that bastard hehe. But I mean everything I say and I do appreciate all my friends and I guess that's my way of expressing it. At least I don't cry and I've cut down on the hitting (Kevin). haha. If you don't like my drunken ways, give me a few more drinks and I'll just pass out.
Brian - I hope things are well with the ladies or lady. We'll need a status check, just to make sure you're not psycho or anything.
Pooky - Stop whining. I am Pooky, don't use my name...boo hoo. I thought Pooky was a team, I guess not. Thanks for adding the boyz above! =) "I thought about taking it down, but that would just be childish HAHAHAHA" I wonder if that's aimed at me. I don't want to assume or put words in the mouth, but my opinion is it's not childish if assholes are writing stupid ass shit in the box, especially when they're making fun of friends that don't get our humor. =) Brendan and I already had this chat haha.
Brendan and Jonathan - Check out their painting. It's sick and I like the HW idea you guys have for each other. I hope to see more of it and Brendan I hope you have a script ready for the summer, I am ready to act! haha jk
Steve - hope all is well in SD, I would still like to make a trip there, just tell me if there's a good weekend and I'm there.
Derek - YOU ARE GAY! haha jk...Hope things are well at SC, don't work too hard, enjoy college a bit. I know it's hard with essays, papers, projects, midterms, finals, etc, but relax a little.
Mario Kart does look sick. There were about 10 games in Andy's new EGM that intrigued me and I can't for them to come out. Castevania(PS2), Socom 2(PS2), Halo 2 (Xbox), Syphon Filter (PS2), X-men Legends (PS2), Madden 2004 (PS2), Baldur's Gate II (PS2), Final Fantasy (Gamecube), and also Full Throttle 2(PS2). Take a look at some on the games on Videogames.com or something, but all of them should be good. Also the new Lord of the Rings game w/ Multi-player, something they definitely needed in the first one.
X-men 2 was a great movie. I thought it was way better than the first, which I liked too. I think the Phoenix Saga is coming in the 3rd movie and hopefully Gambit will be included. Better Luck Tommorrow is not that great of a movie. DO NOT GO SEE IT, wait for it on video or something. It is not one of those movies you have to see in the theatres. The all Asian cast was interesting and certain scenes were cool, but overall I was criticizing the movie on the inside the whole time. Matrix looks cool, Hulk looks better with these new trailers then the first ones, so I can't wait until those come out.
Cute vs. Hot - I would say hot girls are looks only. They seem like the "untouchable" or "out of my league" type of females. I would say cute girls are relatively attractive, but they have an added bonus that most girls don't have...a personality. They have humor, they have charisma, and they are generally interesting to talk with. Hot girls, I think for me at least, are people that I tend to not talk w/ as much, mostly because I never think I'm good enough for them or something. Classy is a touch of both hot and cute, Catherine Zeta-Jones would be my example of this. She has this image that she has a lot of class, she's attractive, but not over the top, she's more elegant I guess is how I would put it.
Alright, well I am trying to think of more to write, but I really can't. So until next time, see you all later...Peace out.
Andy is my best friend and we've gone to the same school ever since Kindergarten and we go to Cal Poly together. He's probably in the top 3 funniest people that I know in the world. He is witty, sarcastic, slick w/ the comments and a quick thinker. He and I have been through almost everything together and I love telling the crazy stories and all the trouble we used to cause. Avid videogame player, sports fanatic, and all around one of the good guys in this world. Glad to see Pooky and his power trip let him on.
I met Kevin in the dorms, but really didn't get to know him until my second year. I had found a friend here at Poly that didn't need to drink every weekend to have fun. He was the guy I can chill with, kick back and watch movies. He was my impulse shopping friend since Brendan wasn't here. We eventually became roommates in our 3rd year and I couldn't imagine living with anyone else. He was the perfect roommate. Kevin has now become one of my best friends and he's given me another reason that I'm glad I went to Poly. Kevin is the perfectionist, hates losing, scares easily, but has a great time with life. Most of the time. He's also another funny face that can shed some light here in Pooky on random things. He'll be the person in the group minus Brendan, to say what's on his mind, no matter what. His shit talking is endless, but like Brendan he's a softy and truly a good character. He's taught me a lot in cooking, fixing things, bball, etc. I hope he makes his way back to SJ so that we may become roommates again and have some more fun!
Tony tried to throw me in a fuckin garbage can in our first meeting in 6th grade. Koreans are not supposed to do that to each other, but oh well, lucky for him I forgave him and we've become good friends w/ an intereting twist on how we met. This is a guy you always want on your side. He'll stick up for you, he'll defend you and he's one of the most loyal friends that I have. He's a tremendous athlete who has risen above the rest and worked his ass off to become the best player that he can be. His efforts are always 110% and his hard work will pay off for him. He's a kick back guy, who is almost always in a good mood. He always has a smile on his face and rarely gets mad. He makes some bold comments too, like Kevin and Brendan, but like the others, laughs it off with everyone else.
All in all these 3 should be a great addition to our blog, I hope they blog a lot and we get feedback on everything. I know some of our lives will become more hectic with our college careers coming to a close, but it will always be good to hear from you all. I hope to see you all in SJ, even though some may think it's not a fun place to be. I beg to differ, I think San Jose is good enough, there's no other town I would rather live in. I say this because of the company that I keep there and that's all that I need. All the people I care about are from the area and hopefully will eventually be back there when all is said and done. Other pluses is that it has awesome sports team, SF is just 20 min away, traffic isn't that bad, there are convenient places to shop (Valley Fair is a great mall, parking sucks though), Videogame stores galore for missions, Popeye's, Su's, Gordon Bierch, Holders, must I say more? If that's not good enough for ya, then I'm sorry, that's all I have to offer for the town.
School is going alright. Kick back, but my classes are actually interesting. I actually like going to the lectures because I feel like I am retaining stuff. My Developmental Psych. class is giving me some good insights on children and how to raise them, what's normal, what's not, etc. My Kine class is making me more aware of my surroundings and the struggles b/w cultures. It also gives good tips on how to lead a healthy life. Funny, my most boring class is the one that I have to take which is my Software Mgmt. class. I really should be interested in it, since it discusses my future job (Proj Mgmt), but damn, the subject is damn boring and I hope my job isn't the same way or I would go nuts. Month and a half left, time flies when you're having fun.
I've noticed I am a very emotional drunk. Not the wah wah, boo hoo, emotional. More like the "I love you guys!" type and I like to give hugs. I getting drunk and talking w/ most of you is my way of saying I appreciate having you in my life, but I would feel stupid saying it sober because I would immediately be termed as "gay." I know Brendan is already saying that right now, that bastard hehe. But I mean everything I say and I do appreciate all my friends and I guess that's my way of expressing it. At least I don't cry and I've cut down on the hitting (Kevin). haha. If you don't like my drunken ways, give me a few more drinks and I'll just pass out.
Brian - I hope things are well with the ladies or lady. We'll need a status check, just to make sure you're not psycho or anything.
Pooky - Stop whining. I am Pooky, don't use my name...boo hoo. I thought Pooky was a team, I guess not. Thanks for adding the boyz above! =) "I thought about taking it down, but that would just be childish HAHAHAHA" I wonder if that's aimed at me. I don't want to assume or put words in the mouth, but my opinion is it's not childish if assholes are writing stupid ass shit in the box, especially when they're making fun of friends that don't get our humor. =) Brendan and I already had this chat haha.
Brendan and Jonathan - Check out their painting. It's sick and I like the HW idea you guys have for each other. I hope to see more of it and Brendan I hope you have a script ready for the summer, I am ready to act! haha jk
Steve - hope all is well in SD, I would still like to make a trip there, just tell me if there's a good weekend and I'm there.
Derek - YOU ARE GAY! haha jk...Hope things are well at SC, don't work too hard, enjoy college a bit. I know it's hard with essays, papers, projects, midterms, finals, etc, but relax a little.
Mario Kart does look sick. There were about 10 games in Andy's new EGM that intrigued me and I can't for them to come out. Castevania(PS2), Socom 2(PS2), Halo 2 (Xbox), Syphon Filter (PS2), X-men Legends (PS2), Madden 2004 (PS2), Baldur's Gate II (PS2), Final Fantasy (Gamecube), and also Full Throttle 2(PS2). Take a look at some on the games on Videogames.com or something, but all of them should be good. Also the new Lord of the Rings game w/ Multi-player, something they definitely needed in the first one.
X-men 2 was a great movie. I thought it was way better than the first, which I liked too. I think the Phoenix Saga is coming in the 3rd movie and hopefully Gambit will be included. Better Luck Tommorrow is not that great of a movie. DO NOT GO SEE IT, wait for it on video or something. It is not one of those movies you have to see in the theatres. The all Asian cast was interesting and certain scenes were cool, but overall I was criticizing the movie on the inside the whole time. Matrix looks cool, Hulk looks better with these new trailers then the first ones, so I can't wait until those come out.
Cute vs. Hot - I would say hot girls are looks only. They seem like the "untouchable" or "out of my league" type of females. I would say cute girls are relatively attractive, but they have an added bonus that most girls don't have...a personality. They have humor, they have charisma, and they are generally interesting to talk with. Hot girls, I think for me at least, are people that I tend to not talk w/ as much, mostly because I never think I'm good enough for them or something. Classy is a touch of both hot and cute, Catherine Zeta-Jones would be my example of this. She has this image that she has a lot of class, she's attractive, but not over the top, she's more elegant I guess is how I would put it.
Alright, well I am trying to think of more to write, but I really can't. So until next time, see you all later...Peace out.
Pooky comes around like Haley's comet. Except this comet decides to crash land into Earth and fuck up our blog with stupid shit...oh wait...we love stupid shit. Nevermind.
First and foremost we must introduce three new members into our blog. Now this is not without its controversy. First of all this blog was created for the use of six friends to keep in touch with one another without having to send out emails. Not that any of us send out emails anyway. Now we are introducing three new members that quite honestly not everyone on the existing I Love Stupid team knows personally. While they may have met one another briefly, they probably didn’t kick it for that long. Yet I can say the same about Brian. Haha. Now for those that don’t know these three future bloggers you will be happy to know that they are incredibly funny in their own ways. Of course these three are not replacing any of our old bloggers. So let me introduce you to our newest Pooky bitches.
Andy Cates is a close friend that I have known just about as long as Bryant. I continually tell him he should write a movie because he has the quickest wit I know of. The shit this guy says will make you laugh. The genius about this is the fact that when he says funny things he doesn’t laugh at his own shit…too often…which makes it funnier. Maybe he doesn’t have a sense of humor. Either way a welcome addition to our blog and I can’t wait to hear what drunk Andy has to say.
Kevin Kiser is another close friend that I met through Bryant…for better or for worse. He’s a white guy that thinks he is black. I would say like Malibu’s most wanted but that would irritate Kevin. And quite frankly he is a google times funnier. Always says what is on his mind and continues to find a cure for T-bola. What a human being huh? Haha.
Also known as j.reid. Watch out for that fucker. Talks a lot of shit and can back it up.
Tony Chang. Another Korean. What is this blog coming too? I met Tony in high school and has become a close friend ever since. The thing about this guy is that he thinks exactly like me sometimes which is scary. He tells it like it is and is never afraid to make little gestures around the table without any regard of who is there. Again another funny individual that will always have a good story to tell…even if he’s Korean.
So here are our newest members. They are stupid which in turn means for good blogs. I personally cannot wait to see what happens now. Everything must change. Like Pooky says…even if for the worse. Haha.
Alright well I was going to blog about Pirates and the Caribbean and how that Kiera Knightly doesn’t look anything like Natalie Portman in the film. That will just have to wait until next time…
“When I die I want all of my blogs printed out and put into a book to be handed out to everyone who goes to my funeral…that way they won’t be as sad.” BLuckyDay.
First and foremost we must introduce three new members into our blog. Now this is not without its controversy. First of all this blog was created for the use of six friends to keep in touch with one another without having to send out emails. Not that any of us send out emails anyway. Now we are introducing three new members that quite honestly not everyone on the existing I Love Stupid team knows personally. While they may have met one another briefly, they probably didn’t kick it for that long. Yet I can say the same about Brian. Haha. Now for those that don’t know these three future bloggers you will be happy to know that they are incredibly funny in their own ways. Of course these three are not replacing any of our old bloggers. So let me introduce you to our newest Pooky bitches.
Andy Cates is a close friend that I have known just about as long as Bryant. I continually tell him he should write a movie because he has the quickest wit I know of. The shit this guy says will make you laugh. The genius about this is the fact that when he says funny things he doesn’t laugh at his own shit…too often…which makes it funnier. Maybe he doesn’t have a sense of humor. Either way a welcome addition to our blog and I can’t wait to hear what drunk Andy has to say.
Kevin Kiser is another close friend that I met through Bryant…for better or for worse. He’s a white guy that thinks he is black. I would say like Malibu’s most wanted but that would irritate Kevin. And quite frankly he is a google times funnier. Always says what is on his mind and continues to find a cure for T-bola. What a human being huh? Haha.
Also known as j.reid. Watch out for that fucker. Talks a lot of shit and can back it up.
Tony Chang. Another Korean. What is this blog coming too? I met Tony in high school and has become a close friend ever since. The thing about this guy is that he thinks exactly like me sometimes which is scary. He tells it like it is and is never afraid to make little gestures around the table without any regard of who is there. Again another funny individual that will always have a good story to tell…even if he’s Korean.
So here are our newest members. They are stupid which in turn means for good blogs. I personally cannot wait to see what happens now. Everything must change. Like Pooky says…even if for the worse. Haha.
Alright well I was going to blog about Pirates and the Caribbean and how that Kiera Knightly doesn’t look anything like Natalie Portman in the film. That will just have to wait until next time…
“When I die I want all of my blogs printed out and put into a book to be handed out to everyone who goes to my funeral…that way they won’t be as sad.” BLuckyDay.
Affirmative Action
All right already, two bleachblood yakoos have been invited. You happy now? Quota filled, fuckaz!
What's next, we gonna let the browns in?
The blog will never be the same.
"All good things..."
Chatbox
I put the chatbox up so that other people who read our blog can comment on our posts... not to give Team Pooky another place to write dumb shiet they think is funny. I see that someone has posed as GOD, paying BLuckyDay an overly generous compliment*. I can only assume this was BLuckyDay himself or one of his movie magic boyfriends, because no one else ever says anything nice about that asshole. And as if that wasn't bad enough, someone posed as another supreme being, fuckin Pooky. I'M POOKY. YOU'RE NOT POOKY. Don't try to be me, cause you ain't and you cain't, you non-Pooky bitch. Did I say "J" should be on the team? Fuck no... I don't know who or what "J" is... other than a letter that sucka names start with. Just try and make a suggestion in my name in the posts section... aw you can't! So until you can do that, take credit for your own dumb ideas. But as it turns out, "J" might be worthy of the invite since he already clowned on Eecs Bangs. Correct my nuts, you pale anal nerd! As for "tat", "ferret"** and "Tazzz"... nothing too stupid from them so far, just they only seem interested in reading what "J" has to say. I guess they're tired of you guys already. Well anyways, even though there has yet to be anything worthwhile in the Chatbox, I'm gonna leave it up for you to use as you will. I thought about taking it down, but that would just be childish HAHAHAHA
* "Haha my sons. That BLuckyDay is one funny fuck!"
** "FERRET"??!!!
All right already, two bleachblood yakoos have been invited. You happy now? Quota filled, fuckaz!
What's next, we gonna let the browns in?
The blog will never be the same.
"All good things..."
Chatbox
I put the chatbox up so that other people who read our blog can comment on our posts... not to give Team Pooky another place to write dumb shiet they think is funny. I see that someone has posed as GOD, paying BLuckyDay an overly generous compliment*. I can only assume this was BLuckyDay himself or one of his movie magic boyfriends, because no one else ever says anything nice about that asshole. And as if that wasn't bad enough, someone posed as another supreme being, fuckin Pooky. I'M POOKY. YOU'RE NOT POOKY. Don't try to be me, cause you ain't and you cain't, you non-Pooky bitch. Did I say "J" should be on the team? Fuck no... I don't know who or what "J" is... other than a letter that sucka names start with. Just try and make a suggestion in my name in the posts section... aw you can't! So until you can do that, take credit for your own dumb ideas. But as it turns out, "J" might be worthy of the invite since he already clowned on Eecs Bangs. Correct my nuts, you pale anal nerd! As for "tat", "ferret"** and "Tazzz"... nothing too stupid from them so far, just they only seem interested in reading what "J" has to say. I guess they're tired of you guys already. Well anyways, even though there has yet to be anything worthwhile in the Chatbox, I'm gonna leave it up for you to use as you will. I thought about taking it down, but that would just be childish HAHAHAHA
* "Haha my sons. That BLuckyDay is one funny fuck!"
** "FERRET"??!!!
Apr 23, 2003
I'm trying to go for the record of consecutive posts with some substance in them. Has anyone seen the new screenshots for MarioKart? Drooooool. Nintendo also said that you might be able to play with 8 people by hooking up two gamecubes? Jesus...with MarioGolf just around the corner of MarioKart...It looks like this will be another year where I make no advances in my dreams of directing. Oh well...I got KoopaTroopa in a kart...I'm happy.
Apr 21, 2003
Um...Yeah I'm not gonna be able to make that cherry blossom festival...maybe if it was cherry bosom. Well seeing how it already past...well shit...you still get rejected by me! GWahaHaha. That's for that one game of bowling. Yeah I was there too! Hehe.
So tonight we have a wonderful show for you. You might know her of Smallville fame...the fabulous Kristin Kreuk is here! (Applause) Also we have my aunt here all the way from San Jose. That's right...Auntie Mimi will be dropping by! (Applause) And last but not least we have the musical stylings of absolutely no one! So stick around and we'll be right back after these commercial messages!
(Applause...sorta)
A commercial cuts in with a woman showering her hair. Then out of nowhere a cockroach comes out and walks on my fucking screen!!! Jesus shit...I saw this commercial when I was a little tired and I seriously started breathing a little bit harder...I had to go closer to see if it was real...but no so close that it can reach out and kill me. My mom told me that some people are trying to file a lawsuit since they through objects at their television thinking it was a real roach. God damn I hate that commercial.
Welcome back. My first guest is from the WB's hit show Smallville. Please help me welcome the talented Kristin Kreuk! (Applause)
So how have you been?
I'm as good as a Canadian can get. How are you?
I'm doing fine now that you are here! (wink, wink) So let me ask you something. Would you consider yourself hot or cute or classy?
Um I don't know what you're asking...
Oh right. Lemme rephrase that. Do you think you are hot-a, cute-a or classy-a?
Oh. Why didn't you say so? Well I dunno...why do you ask?
Well because I was kicking it with some friends and my friend Tony said that your horse...ahem...Chloe...was fugly.
Well she isn't me...
Ain't that the truth. But then my other friend B.Morris said that there are a hundred, thousand chicks that are hotter than you.
Hmm...well okay.
But then he's half vietnamese...so he doesn't know anything (haha and applause). But then I was thinking to myself that I would actually rather have a cute girl rather than a hot girl...
So what am I? Hot-a or cute-a?
Well I honestly think you are cute...A. See hot girls are hot...but you know...I think there are a lot of girls that people would consider hot, but they are only looking at their bodies. Not that your body ain't bad...shiet...
Okay I guess...this is getting weird.
Yeah don't worry about it. So I personally like the "cute" girls better than hot girls. Perhaps it's cause the hot girls will probably leave my ass. But then like B.Morris said...there are a hundred, thousand girls "hotter" than you. But I think "cute" are more rare.
I'm cute and Canadian
Yeah okay. Never say that again. Classy is in a class by itself. Classy is gone nowadays. Well perhaps there are some starts out there that exude classiness...but when you look at at Audrey Hepburn and Grace Kelly...I'm not so sure about today. But that is just me.
Well...I'm in Smallville...that's classy
Yeah we ran out of time. I'm sorry Kristin but we will have to continue this conversation back home. Don't forget to pick something up for dinner...and don't bring me a fucking moose wrapped in maple leaves again. You know that shit bugs me.
My next guest is my auntie who hails from my town of San Jose! Please give a hand to Auntie Mimi! (Applause)
How's it going? How is Sydney...er...Sidnie...er...Sydknee...
SYDNIE!
Right. How is she?
A brat.
Word. But she is so cute...sometimes! Haha. So lets get down to why we are here. I heard you have a wonderful desert for us to share with the fellow Pookyers out there.
Okay...well it's complicated but if you follow my directions I think you can do it...First pick up your favorite type of VANILLA ice cream. Next go ahead and pick up NEWMAN'S GRAPE JUICE. All proceeds go to charity and because Paul Newman is dope.
Dope? Dope auntie Mimi?...please just act like yourself. No need to cater to these idiots.
Well anyways put a trillion scoops of ice cream into a bowl and add enough grape juice to the ice cream so it mixes in well...not so it's sitting in a pool of grape juice. Then enjoy your homemade chiller.
That is delicious. Now if you guys did this already...thanks for sharing pricks. But if you haven't you should check this out. Tastes exactly like a Chiller. MMMMMMMMM. Good!
Chicken butt
What? What is that?
OOOoh Brendan
Uh...right...okay time for you to go. Leave the ice cream tho...everyone give Auntie Mimi a big round of applause! Tell Sydnie hi and that she is never going to the aquarium with me if she doesn't start being nice to me! Thanks again for sharing your little discovery with us! (Applause)
Well that wraps up our show for today. Hope you had a wonderful time with us tonight. Tomorrow we will have Kristin Kreuk, B.Morris to square off against her and in the battle of the century...Tony Vs. Horsey (Chloe). Don't miss it! Goodnight!
So tonight we have a wonderful show for you. You might know her of Smallville fame...the fabulous Kristin Kreuk is here! (Applause) Also we have my aunt here all the way from San Jose. That's right...Auntie Mimi will be dropping by! (Applause) And last but not least we have the musical stylings of absolutely no one! So stick around and we'll be right back after these commercial messages!
(Applause...sorta)
A commercial cuts in with a woman showering her hair. Then out of nowhere a cockroach comes out and walks on my fucking screen!!! Jesus shit...I saw this commercial when I was a little tired and I seriously started breathing a little bit harder...I had to go closer to see if it was real...but no so close that it can reach out and kill me. My mom told me that some people are trying to file a lawsuit since they through objects at their television thinking it was a real roach. God damn I hate that commercial.
Welcome back. My first guest is from the WB's hit show Smallville. Please help me welcome the talented Kristin Kreuk! (Applause)
So how have you been?
I'm as good as a Canadian can get. How are you?
I'm doing fine now that you are here! (wink, wink) So let me ask you something. Would you consider yourself hot or cute or classy?
Um I don't know what you're asking...
Oh right. Lemme rephrase that. Do you think you are hot-a, cute-a or classy-a?
Oh. Why didn't you say so? Well I dunno...why do you ask?
Well because I was kicking it with some friends and my friend Tony said that your horse...ahem...Chloe...was fugly.
Well she isn't me...
Ain't that the truth. But then my other friend B.Morris said that there are a hundred, thousand chicks that are hotter than you.
Hmm...well okay.
But then he's half vietnamese...so he doesn't know anything (haha and applause). But then I was thinking to myself that I would actually rather have a cute girl rather than a hot girl...
So what am I? Hot-a or cute-a?
Well I honestly think you are cute...A. See hot girls are hot...but you know...I think there are a lot of girls that people would consider hot, but they are only looking at their bodies. Not that your body ain't bad...shiet...
Okay I guess...this is getting weird.
Yeah don't worry about it. So I personally like the "cute" girls better than hot girls. Perhaps it's cause the hot girls will probably leave my ass. But then like B.Morris said...there are a hundred, thousand girls "hotter" than you. But I think "cute" are more rare.
I'm cute and Canadian
Yeah okay. Never say that again. Classy is in a class by itself. Classy is gone nowadays. Well perhaps there are some starts out there that exude classiness...but when you look at at Audrey Hepburn and Grace Kelly...I'm not so sure about today. But that is just me.
Well...I'm in Smallville...that's classy
Yeah we ran out of time. I'm sorry Kristin but we will have to continue this conversation back home. Don't forget to pick something up for dinner...and don't bring me a fucking moose wrapped in maple leaves again. You know that shit bugs me.
My next guest is my auntie who hails from my town of San Jose! Please give a hand to Auntie Mimi! (Applause)
How's it going? How is Sydney...er...Sidnie...er...Sydknee...
SYDNIE!
Right. How is she?
A brat.
Word. But she is so cute...sometimes! Haha. So lets get down to why we are here. I heard you have a wonderful desert for us to share with the fellow Pookyers out there.
Okay...well it's complicated but if you follow my directions I think you can do it...First pick up your favorite type of VANILLA ice cream. Next go ahead and pick up NEWMAN'S GRAPE JUICE. All proceeds go to charity and because Paul Newman is dope.
Dope? Dope auntie Mimi?...please just act like yourself. No need to cater to these idiots.
Well anyways put a trillion scoops of ice cream into a bowl and add enough grape juice to the ice cream so it mixes in well...not so it's sitting in a pool of grape juice. Then enjoy your homemade chiller.
That is delicious. Now if you guys did this already...thanks for sharing pricks. But if you haven't you should check this out. Tastes exactly like a Chiller. MMMMMMMMM. Good!
Chicken butt
What? What is that?
OOOoh Brendan
Uh...right...okay time for you to go. Leave the ice cream tho...everyone give Auntie Mimi a big round of applause! Tell Sydnie hi and that she is never going to the aquarium with me if she doesn't start being nice to me! Thanks again for sharing your little discovery with us! (Applause)
Well that wraps up our show for today. Hope you had a wonderful time with us tonight. Tomorrow we will have Kristin Kreuk, B.Morris to square off against her and in the battle of the century...Tony Vs. Horsey (Chloe). Don't miss it! Goodnight!
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