Apr 23, 2003
I'm trying to go for the record of consecutive posts with some substance in them. Has anyone seen the new screenshots for MarioKart? Drooooool. Nintendo also said that you might be able to play with 8 people by hooking up two gamecubes? Jesus...with MarioGolf just around the corner of MarioKart...It looks like this will be another year where I make no advances in my dreams of directing. Oh well...I got KoopaTroopa in a kart...I'm happy.
Apr 21, 2003
Um...Yeah I'm not gonna be able to make that cherry blossom festival...maybe if it was cherry bosom. Well seeing how it already past...well shit...you still get rejected by me! GWahaHaha. That's for that one game of bowling. Yeah I was there too! Hehe.
So tonight we have a wonderful show for you. You might know her of Smallville fame...the fabulous Kristin Kreuk is here! (Applause) Also we have my aunt here all the way from San Jose. That's right...Auntie Mimi will be dropping by! (Applause) And last but not least we have the musical stylings of absolutely no one! So stick around and we'll be right back after these commercial messages!
(Applause...sorta)
A commercial cuts in with a woman showering her hair. Then out of nowhere a cockroach comes out and walks on my fucking screen!!! Jesus shit...I saw this commercial when I was a little tired and I seriously started breathing a little bit harder...I had to go closer to see if it was real...but no so close that it can reach out and kill me. My mom told me that some people are trying to file a lawsuit since they through objects at their television thinking it was a real roach. God damn I hate that commercial.
Welcome back. My first guest is from the WB's hit show Smallville. Please help me welcome the talented Kristin Kreuk! (Applause)
So how have you been?
I'm as good as a Canadian can get. How are you?
I'm doing fine now that you are here! (wink, wink) So let me ask you something. Would you consider yourself hot or cute or classy?
Um I don't know what you're asking...
Oh right. Lemme rephrase that. Do you think you are hot-a, cute-a or classy-a?
Oh. Why didn't you say so? Well I dunno...why do you ask?
Well because I was kicking it with some friends and my friend Tony said that your horse...ahem...Chloe...was fugly.
Well she isn't me...
Ain't that the truth. But then my other friend B.Morris said that there are a hundred, thousand chicks that are hotter than you.
Hmm...well okay.
But then he's half vietnamese...so he doesn't know anything (haha and applause). But then I was thinking to myself that I would actually rather have a cute girl rather than a hot girl...
So what am I? Hot-a or cute-a?
Well I honestly think you are cute...A. See hot girls are hot...but you know...I think there are a lot of girls that people would consider hot, but they are only looking at their bodies. Not that your body ain't bad...shiet...
Okay I guess...this is getting weird.
Yeah don't worry about it. So I personally like the "cute" girls better than hot girls. Perhaps it's cause the hot girls will probably leave my ass. But then like B.Morris said...there are a hundred, thousand girls "hotter" than you. But I think "cute" are more rare.
I'm cute and Canadian
Yeah okay. Never say that again. Classy is in a class by itself. Classy is gone nowadays. Well perhaps there are some starts out there that exude classiness...but when you look at at Audrey Hepburn and Grace Kelly...I'm not so sure about today. But that is just me.
Well...I'm in Smallville...that's classy
Yeah we ran out of time. I'm sorry Kristin but we will have to continue this conversation back home. Don't forget to pick something up for dinner...and don't bring me a fucking moose wrapped in maple leaves again. You know that shit bugs me.
My next guest is my auntie who hails from my town of San Jose! Please give a hand to Auntie Mimi! (Applause)
How's it going? How is Sydney...er...Sidnie...er...Sydknee...
SYDNIE!
Right. How is she?
A brat.
Word. But she is so cute...sometimes! Haha. So lets get down to why we are here. I heard you have a wonderful desert for us to share with the fellow Pookyers out there.
Okay...well it's complicated but if you follow my directions I think you can do it...First pick up your favorite type of VANILLA ice cream. Next go ahead and pick up NEWMAN'S GRAPE JUICE. All proceeds go to charity and because Paul Newman is dope.
Dope? Dope auntie Mimi?...please just act like yourself. No need to cater to these idiots.
Well anyways put a trillion scoops of ice cream into a bowl and add enough grape juice to the ice cream so it mixes in well...not so it's sitting in a pool of grape juice. Then enjoy your homemade chiller.
That is delicious. Now if you guys did this already...thanks for sharing pricks. But if you haven't you should check this out. Tastes exactly like a Chiller. MMMMMMMMM. Good!
Chicken butt
What? What is that?
OOOoh Brendan
Uh...right...okay time for you to go. Leave the ice cream tho...everyone give Auntie Mimi a big round of applause! Tell Sydnie hi and that she is never going to the aquarium with me if she doesn't start being nice to me! Thanks again for sharing your little discovery with us! (Applause)
Well that wraps up our show for today. Hope you had a wonderful time with us tonight. Tomorrow we will have Kristin Kreuk, B.Morris to square off against her and in the battle of the century...Tony Vs. Horsey (Chloe). Don't miss it! Goodnight!
So tonight we have a wonderful show for you. You might know her of Smallville fame...the fabulous Kristin Kreuk is here! (Applause) Also we have my aunt here all the way from San Jose. That's right...Auntie Mimi will be dropping by! (Applause) And last but not least we have the musical stylings of absolutely no one! So stick around and we'll be right back after these commercial messages!
(Applause...sorta)
A commercial cuts in with a woman showering her hair. Then out of nowhere a cockroach comes out and walks on my fucking screen!!! Jesus shit...I saw this commercial when I was a little tired and I seriously started breathing a little bit harder...I had to go closer to see if it was real...but no so close that it can reach out and kill me. My mom told me that some people are trying to file a lawsuit since they through objects at their television thinking it was a real roach. God damn I hate that commercial.
Welcome back. My first guest is from the WB's hit show Smallville. Please help me welcome the talented Kristin Kreuk! (Applause)
So how have you been?
I'm as good as a Canadian can get. How are you?
I'm doing fine now that you are here! (wink, wink) So let me ask you something. Would you consider yourself hot or cute or classy?
Um I don't know what you're asking...
Oh right. Lemme rephrase that. Do you think you are hot-a, cute-a or classy-a?
Oh. Why didn't you say so? Well I dunno...why do you ask?
Well because I was kicking it with some friends and my friend Tony said that your horse...ahem...Chloe...was fugly.
Well she isn't me...
Ain't that the truth. But then my other friend B.Morris said that there are a hundred, thousand chicks that are hotter than you.
Hmm...well okay.
But then he's half vietnamese...so he doesn't know anything (haha and applause). But then I was thinking to myself that I would actually rather have a cute girl rather than a hot girl...
So what am I? Hot-a or cute-a?
Well I honestly think you are cute...A. See hot girls are hot...but you know...I think there are a lot of girls that people would consider hot, but they are only looking at their bodies. Not that your body ain't bad...shiet...
Okay I guess...this is getting weird.
Yeah don't worry about it. So I personally like the "cute" girls better than hot girls. Perhaps it's cause the hot girls will probably leave my ass. But then like B.Morris said...there are a hundred, thousand girls "hotter" than you. But I think "cute" are more rare.
I'm cute and Canadian
Yeah okay. Never say that again. Classy is in a class by itself. Classy is gone nowadays. Well perhaps there are some starts out there that exude classiness...but when you look at at Audrey Hepburn and Grace Kelly...I'm not so sure about today. But that is just me.
Well...I'm in Smallville...that's classy
Yeah we ran out of time. I'm sorry Kristin but we will have to continue this conversation back home. Don't forget to pick something up for dinner...and don't bring me a fucking moose wrapped in maple leaves again. You know that shit bugs me.
My next guest is my auntie who hails from my town of San Jose! Please give a hand to Auntie Mimi! (Applause)
How's it going? How is Sydney...er...Sidnie...er...Sydknee...
SYDNIE!
Right. How is she?
A brat.
Word. But she is so cute...sometimes! Haha. So lets get down to why we are here. I heard you have a wonderful desert for us to share with the fellow Pookyers out there.
Okay...well it's complicated but if you follow my directions I think you can do it...First pick up your favorite type of VANILLA ice cream. Next go ahead and pick up NEWMAN'S GRAPE JUICE. All proceeds go to charity and because Paul Newman is dope.
Dope? Dope auntie Mimi?...please just act like yourself. No need to cater to these idiots.
Well anyways put a trillion scoops of ice cream into a bowl and add enough grape juice to the ice cream so it mixes in well...not so it's sitting in a pool of grape juice. Then enjoy your homemade chiller.
That is delicious. Now if you guys did this already...thanks for sharing pricks. But if you haven't you should check this out. Tastes exactly like a Chiller. MMMMMMMMM. Good!
Chicken butt
What? What is that?
OOOoh Brendan
Uh...right...okay time for you to go. Leave the ice cream tho...everyone give Auntie Mimi a big round of applause! Tell Sydnie hi and that she is never going to the aquarium with me if she doesn't start being nice to me! Thanks again for sharing your little discovery with us! (Applause)
Well that wraps up our show for today. Hope you had a wonderful time with us tonight. Tomorrow we will have Kristin Kreuk, B.Morris to square off against her and in the battle of the century...Tony Vs. Horsey (Chloe). Don't miss it! Goodnight!
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