If you answer questions then we automatically assume that you know all of them. If not don't answer. You might ruin the game for all the little kids. Haha!

Andy you are correct. The good ol' lead pipe. There are a bunch of people I would want to beat down with that thing. You're the winner. You get three questions in which we must answer. I talked it over with Derek and he thought maybe we should also include 80's cartoons. Nothing on Rock Lords though. Those toys were lame...and I had one. Haha. Andy question away!

Sorry is not a real game. Neither is Hungry Hungry Hippo while were on that subject.

Tears of the Sun is on DVD. If you wanna see Monica without a stupid Matrix uniform with stupid little flaps covering her curves I suggest you check this film out. She's sweaty and in a jungle...at night. Oh yeah the film is pretty good also.

Your instructions are to wait until someone answers correctly. Haha.

Yeah yeah congrats and all that shit. How bout congrats for Brendan for doing nothing important in life? Werd up. Onto the blog. Board games. A favorite past time of mine. However I noticed that there isn't a lot of commercials out for board games. Probably because board games are slowly being replaced by videogames. Eitherway the board games today are wack since they also try to teach you shit at the same time. Look at the store where Ricki works. There is not shit there for fun. Just learning shit. It might be presented in a gay manner but in the end you still just fucking learn. I guess the 13 years of mandatory education isn't enough. So I decided to blog about board games. Some of my favorites.

Guess Who. This game was fucked up. Now that I look back on it I believe that something other than just trying to find the right person was being taught in this game...even if you didn't know it. Why the fuck are there only like 2 black folk. One has an afro and the other has a big nose. So when the little white kid says, "Do you have a big nose?". Followed by a..."sigh...yes I do". Then you hear the klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack, klack..."oh you are are Shaniqua from da' hood." "FUCK THIS GAME. WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE BLACK GIRL?". Kids learn that being black is an uphill battle and all odds are against you. Therefore be happy you ain't colored. Anyway...I thought the Maria girl in that game was pretty hot. Haha. A Bernard was an ugly mother fucker. "Does your guy have a big nose and molest kids?" "Yeah...looks like it." "Oh. You're Bernard!" "Fuck this shit."

Trouble. POP POP POP ON THE POPO'MATIC BUBBLE...UH OH...YOU'RE IN TROUBLE! This game was a bitch and a half. I remember having all these different ways to pop the fucking bubble. What the hell was I thinking that caressing the bubble will help me roll a six and get me outta here. Fuck you know what else pissed me off...the fact that you needed JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT to go home. If you pop to much you don't get to move. You might remember Headache...a spinoff on Trouble but for kids who can't take defeat so well. Instead of troubleing someone you just landed on top of their heads but no one went back to the start. Headache is the pussy version of Trouble.

LIFE This game was fucked up. So let me get this straight. Within 5 minutes of the game you know if you have fun or not for the rest of the night. Some bitch ass opponent gets to be a fucking lawyer making 50K every fucking payday. Yet you rolled a 3 (the color of three was yellow...representing asians) and you get to be a fucking accountant making only like 12K every payday. Fuck that shit. "Mr. Layer would you like fire insurance?" "Sure why not. I just had a payday after all!" "Mr. Accountant how about you?" "Uh...nah...I don't need that (trying to play it off like you have the money but in reality you have jack shit...you put your one five hundred dollar bill on the top of your stack of 5's and you hope no one notices)". Next turn the accountant rolls a fucking four and gets his house burnt down...now he has to sell off one of his kids to get a new home. Fuck that shit.

Battleship Andy said it perfectly. No matter how many little LED lights you stick on the electronic battleship and no matter how many exploding sounds you snaz it up with you still end up with a game full of chance and no skill. Didn't the commercial have a white guy playing against an asian kid. The asian kid says "awww...you sank my battleship." The cracker responds, "yeah how you like that you fucking nip. Don't come into my harbor...thats my kitchen bitch." This game was stupid and I can't believe I played it. Pegs should only belong to Light Bright and that's it. Haha. Light bright...that shit was stupid too. But I'd play with it again. All the lewd pictures we would put up in sparkling lights now...

Operation Okay let me get this straight. Some fucker gets the broken heart in which to get it he must press the tweezers together and stick it between the heart's crack and lift. I get the pencil which through the awesome detail of measurments, Milton Bradley somehow found a way for the pencil always to slide to one side or the other rendering it impossible to get out. Since I lose I have to clean up. Fucking bitches. I hope that operation patient dies a slow and painful death.

Don't break the Ice What the fuck is a fat man doing on the bed of ice? What the hell compelled him to get his fat ass over to the middle of the ice and stay there waiting for the hands of God with little green hammers to decide his fate? Clank, clank, clank...fat boys fall in. "Haha you lost. You sank the fat bitch." "Well what the fuck?!? What the fuck is he doing there anyway? This game is stupid" "Wanna play again?" "Fuck yeah."

Okay there are a lot more I wish I could go into but I decided to play a cool and stupid little game that we can all participate in. Here are the rules.

WHOEVER ANSWERS THESE QUESTIONS RIGHT GETS TO MAKE THE NEXT LIST (3 Q's) AND WE CONTINUE ON. DOENS'T THIS SOUND FUN? WELL I DO. DON'T CHEAT AND LOOK ON THE INTERNET EITHER!! To make it more interesting we will only use 80's toys and/or board games. For my first list I shall only use board games to get this started. Everyone join in...who will stump who? The excitment!

1.) This futuristic (haha my ass) game had a star shaped encasing a ball bearing in it and you and your opponent shot silver balls into it trying to make it go into each other's goal.

2.) What were the four colors of the pieces in the game of Sorry?

3.) In the game Clue you had six murder weapons. The rope, the candlestick, the dagger and what other three items?

Congrats to everyone graduating: Steve, Derek, Tony, Andy, Kevin

Are you guys ready for the real world? I think I am, but it's going to be crazy! Mad responsibility, mad bills, everything will be just downright mad!!!!

Good luck to all of you guys in everything you do and I'm proud of all of you. Derek especially, 5 years...not bad! haha jk

Brendan, Brian, you guys are truly smart for sticking around school for a few more years. Take your time, after college there is nothing but serious times, responsibility, and a 9 -5. Well maybe not that way for Brendan, he'll probably have a lot more hours than that.

Thanks Brendan for doing that interview/survey. I know the questions weren't the best, but if I find some other ones I'll you take a stab at it for shitz and gigglez.

I look back on the years and summers in college where we all took a trip down south and hung out, I hope that we will still be able to do that every so often even though we all might be in different locations, different schedules, different priorities, etc. I cherished those trips and had lots of fun w/ all of you guys, Vegas anyone!? That's the one trip we haven't done together that I know we should.

Well, back to studying and Socom. 3 finals on Wednesday and I'm officially done w/ college. Holy shit, times flies!

P.S. Andy - Find a job damn you! At least put effort into it! I'm just fuckin' w/ you haha, but seriously...

Good luck to the rest of you at finding jobs and starting your career, take care and peace out.