So here are my quotes that I could think of. I was super duper bored at work today so I may have more then others. I'll admit I had to look up the Natalie Portman ones because I realized I didn't know any cool quotes by girls, but I thought the one's that I found were awesome.

One that I wanted to put here but I don't remember it verbatim was from Batman Begins, Ducard talks to Bruce Wayne about how sometimes you love someone so much, you wish you had never met them because losing them is too much to bear. The way he delivered the line just stuck in my mind both times I saw the movie. If I see it again I'll try and remember it haha.

Rex - Diedrich Bader - Napoleon Dynamite:
"Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it."

Mike Dexter - Peter Facinelli - Can't Hardly Wait:
"I'm a loser. I broke up with the hottest girl in school, my friends all sold me out... and somebody in there just called me a fag!"

Kenny Fisher - Seth Green - Can't Hardly Wait:
"Oh baby please, you are far too fine to be lookin' so sad."

Billy Chapel - Kevin Costner, Jane Aubrey - Kelly Preston For the Love of the Game
Jane Aubrey: What if my face was all scraped off and I was totally disfigured and had no arms and legs and I was completely paralyzed. Would you still love me?
Billy Chapel: No. But we could still be friends.

Van Wilder - Ryan Reynolds - Van Wilder
"Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere."

Will - Hugh Grant - About a Boy
"I'd be the worst possible Godfather. I'd probably drop her on her head at her christening. I'd forget all her birthdays until she was 18. Then I'd take her out and get her drunk. And, let's face it, quite possibly try and shag her. "

Alfred - Michael Caine - Batman Begins
"Why do we fall, sir? So that we might better learn to pick ourselves up."

Gaston - Richard White - Beauty and the Beast
"It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting *ideas*, and *thinking*..."

Chuckie - Ben Affleck - Good Will Hunting
"You're sitting on a winning lottery ticket and you're too big of a pussy to cash it in."

Marcus Burnett - Martin Lawrence - Bad Boys
"You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along."

Maverick - Tom Cruise - Top Gun
"That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous."

Bobby - Jon Favreau, Ricky - Vince Vaughn - Made
Bobby: Asshole-ay.
Ricky Slade: Did you hear that? What do ya think of that? Huh?

Peter Gibbons - Ron Livingston - Office Space
"You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."

Rob - John Cusak - High Fidelity
"Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains."

Martin Blank - John Cusak/Debi - Minnie Driver - Grosse Point Blanke
Marty: You don't know my cat. It's very demanding.
Debi: "It"? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl?
Marty: I respect its privacy.

Sam - Natalie Portman - Garden State
"If you can't laugh at yourself, life's gonna seem a whole lot longer than you like."

Obi-Wan - Ewan McGregor - Star Wars Episode III
Anakin Skywalker: You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them. You were supposed to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness.

Alice - Natalie Portman - Closer
"Where is this love? I can't see it, I can't touch it. I can't feel it. I can hear it. I can hear some words, but I can't do anything with your easy words."

Ash - Bruce Campbell - Army of Darkness
"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town."

"Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures."

I’m sure none of you working stiffs sat down and watched the 100 Greatest Movie Quotes of All Time on CBS. Obviously favorite movie quotes are chosen on your own personal preference, but you can at least give a little respect to AFI and their panel of members for a pretty good list. Derek, Tony, my mom and I tried to guess what quotes were coming up next. Every other quote we would have to hear Tony’s rant on how black and white movies = dumb. However, the highlight of the evening was that my mom somehow pulled out of her ass the number 1 and 2 quotes. Actually I think we all chose at least one quote from the Top Ten which was cool. To Derek’s defense, he arrived after about 2/3 of the quotes were already said so he said he couldn’t reserve the good ones because he wasn’t here. I won’t post up the top ones if you want to try to guess them, but I’m willing to put money on the fact that you won’t get them. My mom got them because she’s old. Haha.

So since I haven’t done a list in a while here is my favorite movie quotes. Obviously we can already guess some of them, but I will try to pick a line that sums up the entire character or situation. So everyone get in on this one…it’s better than reading Steve’s blog that makes fun of how I dance. I’m a firm believer that you don’t need to dance on beat! Hell, I don’t even know what a beat is. So here we go…I can’t wait to hear some of your favorite quotes…it might even make me watch some films that you like that I haven’t seen yet!

In no particular order because it is too hard…also I had to look up some of these lines because even though these are some of my favorites, I didn’t want to butcher up the actual line.

SWINGERS - Trent Walker - Vince Vaughn
I’m gonna make Wayne Gretzky’s head bleed for superfan number 99 here.

THE JERK - Navin Johnson - Steve Martin
I was born a poor black child.

ROUNDERS - Teddy KGB - John Malkovich
I am still up twenty grand from the last time I stick it in you.

CHARADE - Regina Lambert - Audrey Hepburn
I'm afraid I already know a great many people. Until one of them dies I couldn't
possibly meet anyone else.

MONTY PYTHON…HOLY GRAIL - Black Knight - John Cleese
Tis but a scratch!

CLERKS - Jay - Jason Mewes
About the biggest pair you’ve ever seen dingleberry!

CHASING AMY - Banky Edwards - Jason Lee
I’ll trace a chalk line around your dead fucking body you fuck!

THE STING - Hooker - Robert Redford
Yeh, Luther said you could teach me something. I already know how to drink.

BUTCH CASSIDY…KID - Sundance - Robert Redford
I can’t swim!

CASABLANCA - Rick - Humphrey Bogart
Here’s looking at you kid.

EMPIRE STRIKES BACK - Yoda - Frank Oz
Do or do not. There is no try.

GO - Tiny - Breckin Meyer
Yo, pull yo’ stink’n dink’n out of my ass. I’m just trying to make conversation. Fuck. Why don’t you give a nigga a break?!?

THE USUAL SUSPECTS - Verbal Kint - Kevin Spacey
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was he convinced everyone he didn’t exist.

BATMAN - The Joker - Jack Nicholson
Have you ever danced with the devil in a pale moonlight?

ROMAN HOLIDAY - Princess Ann - Audrey Hepburn
Oh, you can't imagine... I'd, I'd like to do just whatever I'd like, the whole day long!

OFFICE SPACE - Bob Slydel - John C. McGinley
Take for instance Samir Naja..Naga…Na..well, not gonna work here anymore.

BILLY MADISON - Billy Madison - Adam Sandler
T-T-T-T-Today junior!

Alright well these are just some of my favorite lines that I could think of…I know each of us has a bunch of them that when we sit down to write them, its very hard to remember…but do your best. I want to hear ‘em.

I'm only posting this because I said I would and this just proves that Kevin is from a very very white family:

Today @ Fresh Choice:
1st Conversation
Marcy: Bryant, so what are you? Japanese?
Bryant: No
Marcy: Chinese?
Bryant: No
Kyle: Dude, he's Asian! (I think he was serious haha)
Bryant: Very good, but there we can dive deeper into what I specifically am.
Marcy: Korean!
Bryant: Nice work, usually people go Chinese, Japanse, Vietnamese, then I have no clue.

2nd Conversation
Marcy: How do people come up with those fortunes all the time. Bryant, do you eat fortune cookies with every meal?
Bryant: Oh my god. (smacks forehead)

Damn it Kevin, you need to teach your sis about Hapas, FOBs, and other Asian lingo we use here in San Jose!

It was great seeing you, ur sis and Kyle this weekend...can't wait to see you @ obon!