Sep 18, 2003

So since nothing has been posted in a long time I've decided to make this extra long for fun.

The LA trip is long and gone and unfortunately I can't think of all the jokes we made over the course of one of the best weekends ever. HOWEVER once I get back with Jon and Steve again I'm sure all the jokes will flood back. Great times and I'm glad you guys were able to make it.

Got to see Kevin. Then he had to go. His car might be a girls' car but it has some balls.

So Steve got me going on this television thing. Of course everything is opinionated and I understand that these views cannot be changed. Since he went off on a hilarious rant I will also in a cross examination and my own most hated shows.

ER should have been on his list. Besides Friends taking the number one spot here and there and CSI (which fought ER for a little bit, but ER eventually won out) ER is an awesome show. It was created by Michael Crichton of Jurassic Park fame and other awesome novels. It was also backed by Steven Spielberg. He is also trying to option a ER film. Sounds interesting. Either way the fact that it seems all the old cast has left there has been no slacking on the part of the new cast in keeping it awesome.

I agree with his whole list EXCEPT TRANSFORMERS. Now say what you will. Did I think it was cool? Yeah I guess. But I think you might be mistaking your own episodes in your own brains when you played with them than the episodes themselves. I think a proper statement would be that Transformers were one the best toys of our childhoods. The cartoon can suck rectum stew. I mean have you ever seen a Transformers episode? Fucking looks like Koreans animated that shit. YES I UNDERSTAND that I just put down Japs. But when you animate as well as Hammertime then well...you get the Korean tossed at you. So I'll say it now...Transformers are overrated. Which transitions nicely into...

Martin is overrated. I understand I'm up against three hardcore Martin fans. Is his standup good? Sure his old shit. Was his television show good? Sure. Then after 2 seasons the shit got old...I put it up there with all the black sitcoms that only lasted on the WB for like 2 seasons.

Which also brings me to what Steve wants me to say...Saved by the Bell is overrated. I get it. It is. But I still like it for its cheesiness...fuck I mean you bought Nothing to Lose or whatever that movie is called so you obviously like cheese. (DO NOT MENTION THAT I BOUGHT SNOW WHITE WITH KK IN IT) Haha! I can't give you a good answer Steve as to why I like that show. But remember that we all have our stupid shit that we like. Saved by the Bell is one of them for me.

Boy Meets World...okay okay its cheesy also. When I think of this show I think of the little icon of Cheese in Jon's Street Fighter 2 strategy guide..."Known to cause fist fights in arcades"...but you have to at least admit...even just a little bit that it was better than most family sitcoms because it did deal with more teen things...I mean I learned more about drama on Boy Meets World than I ever did on Dawson's Creek. Besides...Lindsay Price was on the racism episode where she was crying because someone called her a bad name at the mall...hehe...it was probably me since she didn't give me her number.

Bottom line I totally agree with Steve's list except a few. However it is a very strong list and I'm glad he's watching quality shows in his spare time. Since I can tell you have some class...perhaps you can also be a part of my videogame store in the future! Yes we will carry Transformers! The toys that is.

Next time I will talk about how Shion probably doesn't look as cute as before and I bet you anything she is all AzIaNeD OuT fo' LiFe...that and the fist fight that almost broke out in class today all because Crackers and 'dem Negroes can't get along. Peace.