So today Hapachan admitted that he spelled my name wrong. I win.

Saw X-2 finally. After discussing the film I've come to one conclusion. I really do like Famke Janssen more than I thought.

I heard through the grapevine that some people were wondering how could I write such sick things about Disney characters and what I would do to them. Why the hell am I thinking about fucking a lion and so forth. Well people. Check your hesitations at the fucking door. This is I Love Stupid. For those that have been close friends...but never really heard me speak like that before...you've only scratched the surface. How bout this? Last night I had a dream where I killed a squirrel with a butter knife. I then got the confidence to kill my next customer at Noah's with a bagel knife and a toaster. You figure that one out. It was graphic and disturbing. I woke up sweating. And I liked it.

I will give props for Hapachan's story. I would also like to note that no one gets to see Derek ever except for the little blurbs he makes out on this blog so I'll let this one slip just this once. HOWEVER I think you still spelled my name wrong. It doesn't matter where the key is...I'm sure typing is auto for you so whatever you think comes out. Hapachan gets three gay points for blowing off Bryant when he visited here to spend it with some other boyfriend. Isn't that always the case? I'm sure Bryant can tell us about those occasions.

So Tony is finally graduating along with some other shmucks. I'd just like to say that I hope you get forced into jobs you hate just because you wanted to hurry and get in the real world. Haha. Me? I'm gonna do a live action tentacle porn movie. Not like I'M going to star in it...but my shlong would make a nice tentacle.

Hapachan I can only imagine it is the money you owe me. Wait until you hear about the story I got for you. Call me up. We'll do dinner.

ATTENTION: BLUCKY JUST GOT AWARED 3 GAY POINTS FOR ASKING DEREK TO DINNER.

The Captain recently IMed me and asked if he got any gay points for his gay comment about J.Reid. As I explained to him you CANNOT get gay points by trying to be gay. Then you are gay and you will ultimately be declared the winner. Or wiener. Whichever your gay ass wants inserted. So you only get gay points by doing something that you thought was okay, but in the end it was just really gay. I get to award gay points because I made up the gay point system. Since I made it up I get one gay point for trying to keep up with how gay all of you really are. So what is the point of this? Well since Jon doesn't like calling me anymore to hang out I thought I would do him one last favor: Showing him whom he can shower his gay love with...without actually telling him. By winning the competition Eecs will know who he can pursue. That's basically it. Bryant you are still in the lead. Yet because Kevin was baking he got 3 gay points. Add an extra point if they smelled good. Kev you can thank Captain, he Spacy-ed you out. If this isn't true you can appeal the decision by saying why it isn't true or gay. Gwahaha.

The Captain has blah blah blahed his way into talking about the Matrix and how it is going to be good. He has pretty much put his stamp of approval on it. Well three things go against this case. He made me go see The Beach...yeah okay. It was free and I didn't have to pay anything. But it was still Leo running around without a shirt. Andy you just got your first gay point. Congrats buddy. Haha. Second of all he also said Zelda was awesome and protected it against my criticisms of it. How is that game coming along Captain? Oh right...YOU DON'T LIKE IT ANYMORE. Thirdly...I saw Andy at Century theatres. I was coming out of Starship troopers and Andy was coming out of Spice World. 'Nuff said. I think he was with CoolB and Crayonnoonelikestouse...I'm not sure though. Here is the plot of the Matrix. Boring, snoring, shallow story followed by ACTION, ACTION, ACTION, BADLY FILMED SEX SCENE, ACTION, ACTION, STUPID ENDING. There you have it. All I'm going to say is that Monica Bellucci better have a big part in it...shit...if I were the "one" I would kill Trinity with that stupid camera rotating shit and "Whoa" my way toward Monica.

Does no one understand? Belle is fucking french. I guess I'm the only one with a smelling apparatus.

Keira Knightly is very young. It sucks. I feel guilty watching her. Yo ho yo ho a cradlerobber's life for me. "You wanna know pain? Trying wearing a corset."? I'm not liking how this swash buckling tale is starting off...

So okay now to throw in some real substance. We are all funny. We are actually funnier to other people since we are more shocking than most people. So basically we aren't that funny. It is just that we like to think so because everyone else outside of our group of friends are retarded. If you make a retard laugh are you really funny? Probably not. ...okay that's mean. I feel bad for typing that...but notice I'm not backspacing or anything. Shit actually let me rephrase that. Retarded people are probably more smart and more intellectual than 80 percent of the population on this crap hole we call Earth. They don't hate on "normal" people just because we are normal. But the human "race" decides to hate people because they are straight, Hapachaned, different ethnicity blah blah blah. So three cheers for people with mental disabilities. Kids and them are the only honest ones among us...fuck the humans. Fuck them for making me type this kind of shit out.

ATTENTION: BRYANT YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED WITH 5 GAY POINTS FOR THINKING ABOUT GOING TO A STUPID FORMAL FILLED WITH STUPID FUCKING MATERIALISTIC SOROSLUTSIES. 2 MORE IF YOU DECIDE YOU ARE GOING. 5 BONUS POINTS IF YOU WEAR A FLOWER ANYWHERE ON YOUR SUIT.

On a last note it seems my blogs are negative. Recently after speaking with Steve I realized I have seem to lost some of that for whatever reason. I still may say mean things and what not, but it seems I've toned it down. I'm making up for lost time. Since you know...Eecs won't return my calls to his pager once again....therefore leaving me with no friends up here. Teabag is gonna be leaving soon, we all know Derek doesn't like hanging out with us. I think I'm going to turn into a troubled kid just to make him try and convert me...anything for attention. I'm trying to reach out but no one cares...no one...

I think sarcasm should have it's own universal font by the way.

Peace out bitches. Let the riots begin.

QuadBlog right here.

INT. ANAHEIM CONVENTION CENTER. DAY.

The room is filled with stupid little kids. Except these kids aren't stupid. They are here for the National Spelling Competition. A little fat boy comes up to the podium. His name is Derek. He seems nervous. Perhaps he ate too much Korean BBQ.

Spelling Coordinator: Okay Derek. Your word is BRENDAN.
Derek: Can you say the word in a sentence?
Spelling Coordinator: The girls thought BRENDAN was a pimp ass.
Derek: Origin of the word?
Spelling Coordinator: Quit stalling kid. Juss spell the shit.
Derek: B - R - E...- N - D....ugh...- O - N ?
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Spelling Coordinator: No you fucking idiot. It's brendAn.

C'mon Derek. I can accept Bren-Downe or B or Hellmonger...but Brendon? You just earned yourself 2 gay points buddy.

Disney characters..I love this topic. Since I consider myself somewhat of a Disney fan I'm gonna jump on this. Here here for three blogs in a matter of an hour.

Belle: She's fucking french. That means she is stinky. She also fell in love with The Beast. I mean shit...that is a beastiality. She might as well suck off Felipe's (the horse) dick off if she's into that shit. French are stinky. Tony you are right. You can't find girls to suck off a bear...what is this world coming to?

Sleeping Beauty: She sleeps. I can hit that while she is asleep. No complaints. I do my thing and I get outta there. But then again...she is not awake to clean shit...or cook..which is what girls are supposed to do. Haha.

Cinderella: She believes in the Fairy God Mother. She rides in a pumpkin. She can only pleasure you until 12:00. Then she has to bolt outta there like a bat out of hell. Fuck that. I need a girl that likes pillow talk...pillow talk about what soap to use to clean my dishes.

Jasmine: Pooonjabi. 'Nuff said. Her nose is shaped funny. Plus it took her nearly 58 minutes into the movie to figure out it was Aladdin. Dumb as can be.

Pocahontas: OKay that long flowing hair gets me. But she talks to a tree. A TREE?!? Plus the real Pocahontas was supposedly bald. So the animator Glen Keane decided to make her a lot prettier than she really was. I can't get that thought out of my head when I watch her go down the river to wash my clothes.

Snow White: Tony nailed it right on the money. Although Seven Dwarves...while she is cleaning...nah that porn would never work...or would it? Plus she is pale as fucking...well...snow. Its like Disney ran out of skin tone paint so they kept her white. Eww.

Mulan: My family will tell you that I liked her because she had MingNa's mannerisms down. Whoever animated her got it right on the money...I mean I dont' know her personally but some things I have seen in the Mulan character I see her do in movies and ER. Yet Mulan herself...she tries to act like a boy...to the point of cross dressing...weird.

Jane: Tony once again got it right. I don't like Minnie Driver..and that's all I see when I see her. Besides she wasn't perportioned right.

Ariel: Glen Keane modeled her after Alyssa Milano. He knew where to find inspiration. But are redheads really that cute in real life? Aww fuck it. Gimme that trident. I'll give her some legs and somewhere to stick it. (Jesus this is getting disturbing.)

Meg: Had a certain flair. Personality wise I like her. But once again. The redhead sorta thing bugs me and the fact that her waist was drawn in about an inch in diameter bugs the shit outta me.

Nala: Okay I like Moira Kelly. Blah Blah Blah cutting edge blah blah blha...I think she looked great in With Honors...however...that movie was good anyway which is why I bought it! Moira Kelly was just a nice throw in. She seems fiesty but innocent. I love it. The fact she is a lioness...I do not.

So the winner is...Esmerelda. Not necessarly on looks but boy can she dance on a pole. Her gypsy ways are making me like her. If I had to go on looks wise...and not taking perportions into consideration? Jessica Rabbit all the way...haha. This topic is...well...its crazy..but fun!

I'm double blogging just to show those that I can do it. They cannot.

J.Ried, J.Reed, J.Rid, Jwhatever said that the left eye on my KayKay portrait was bugging him. Well my left butt cheek is asleep and tingling. It's slowly moving up toward my asshole and it's feeling pretty weird. I'm trying to force myself to shit right now...so that way my family will hear little giggles caused by the tingles in my ass cheek in the bathroom followed by a *plop, plop*. Haha. I think that would be funny. So yeah...whatever the fuck that means. I think what I'm trying to say is that I'll look into it...although they might think that I'm reading a Calvin and Hobbes book in the can. Oh well. The moral of the story is NEVER LOOK AT MY CALVIN AND HOBBES BOOKS cuz we can only afford single ply toilet paper that feels like 20 grit sandpaper. That means there is rippage. And papercuts. Hehe..."I like this one where Calvin is playing with dirt"..."that ain't dirt."

LilSnowUnFunny decided to change the layout of her website. I think I caused the change. And who is the design major here? Haha. Maybe my ass isn't asleep after all. Maybe it is just trying to contain all the POWER I have...ugh...whatever that means. Hehe.

So let me get this straight. Pacey (A Canadian mind you) ends up with Joey (whose eyes seem to drip right off her face) and then the fucked up girl Jen gets killed off and never to return in the Dawson reunion? Shit and then Dawson gets a fucking interview with Spielberg? Meanwhile the gay guy finds his lifemate and becomes a parent? Here is how it should have ended. Dawson and Pacey end up fighting for Joey. Pacey of course wins (even though he is Canadian, he has an upper hand since he was in Mighty Ducks) and Dawson was in shitty Varsity Blues where he got his ass kicked repeatedly. Then Dawson gets an idea in his Luke Perry sort of forehead and decides if he can't have droopy eyes then no one can. He then lures Joey to the dock and begins to bitch and whine just like he did in the pilot episode up until tonight. Then he whacks her over the head and begins to go nutty. He foreheadbutts her and she then drowns. Jen of course is still dead for shits and or giggles. They then do a WB spinoff of Joey's Creek where Pacey uses what he learned in the Skulls movie and begins to hunt down Dawson all across the map. It's a suspense thriller sort of thing. Aww fuck it. The final episode was decent...even though they totally ripped of Michael Keaton in My Life. I still appreciated it. And for the record, Pacey was always better than Dawson. Good pick Joe. BTW I do like the fact that they totally made fun of their show while putting the show inside the show. Unfortunately all the shit they made fun of is true. And that is why I lost interest in the show after the 2nd episode.

Matrix blah blah blah. Am I going to go see it. Of course. But this shit better be good. I'm actually more excited about seeing Finding Nemo myself. Pixar has been money since they came out. I doubt Nemo will be any different. Pirates is coming out soon. I'm really really excited about that one. It has a good chance of sucking donkey nuts, but then again so does Matrix. Speaking of movies I've been listening to the Ocean's 11 soundtrack a lot lately. I think I'm becoming a bigger fan of Ambient music than I ever hoped to achieve.

The untitled poker movie. Seeing how I have nothing to do maybe I'll just adapt some of the screenwriting I did in class (basically all the parts that got laughs) and incorporate it into the poker movie. We'll see.

Speaking of which. I've decided to try to do something new with the blog. Seeing how I have been handing out gay points lately I see it fitting that we should be keeping track of such things on our blog for fun. As soon as Eecs stops ignoring my calls to his pager then I'll tell him about it. Basically what will happen is Jon will hyperlink to my site. I will then upload a scorecard that will appear on Pooky. Then I will also state why someone got those points for whatever reason. Whoever wins (Bryant) will then be able to get his ass kicked not only by T-Bola everyday but by everyone on this blog. Haha. I was going to do the Tbola point system but I don't wanna make her cry....I'd rather do that in person.

For anyone playing Splinter Cell...remember you don't want to kill everyone you see. That's why I couldn't beat a level for over about 3 months now. Fuck'n game. I still think Captain is dividing his time between Socom and his girly friend. I don't know the whole story so I'm no expert, but I think you can check her out on www.Garagebandscansuckmyleftnut.com. Haha...jesus...Sushiboy is going to be put on probation for that one. Haha! Wheee...

** If I die I'm going to create a video for my kid too..."Dear whoever the fuck you are. Man. Knowing my family they will tell you mean things about me. I just want you to know that you have to hate Koreans all the way to the tips of your fingertips. Don't worry...Uncle KimChee and Auntie T-Bola don't bite. Well sometimes they do. They'll eat just about anything. Also...remember to make lots of mistakes...by mistakes I mean kids. With more kids the better chance you will be taken care of in the future. Why the fuck do you think I had you? That's right. This tape has been copied over and over and over...I love you...well...then again I don't really know you...cause I'M DEAD REMEMBER?!? Ahh...get the fuck over it" **

Well, it was nice seeing everyone this weekend. Hope you had fun in Berkeley Jonathan and sorry Derek for the mix up at Holders, hopefully I'll get to see both you guys soon.

I've been meaning to write in this blog for a while, just haven't gotten around to it this week...

T-bag, nice name, I like it even though in hind sight, it may be used in other fashions, here @ Pooky we love stupid.

Brendan - Ipod, damn...save up, you'll get it someday...maybe...

Jonathan - Buy the headphones. It sounds like you've already talked yourself into them, you just need reassurance and I say go for it, You're worth it!

I've been given the recent responsibility to find pictures of all our new Pookiers so that Brendan may get some ideas on an icon to draw for them. I will get on that as soon as I get back in SLO, I'll try to find the best pictures to represent each person in a nice fashion hehe.

After reading Andy's first blog and describing what he has done in life to become worthy of "stupid," I for shits and giggles will list some of the stupid things that I have done in my brief existence:

1. Said Yes to my arch-nemesis to a dance that I definitely did not want to go to. This led to incessant singing in the ol' truck and dance pictures in my possession and the possession of others (yearbook, damn it) to capture the GREAT memory of that night.
2. Drinking heavily @ a friend's b-day party and then running across the street while going against traffic. Luckily El Capitan came out and saved my life and pulled me into safety. Other highlights of the night were passing out in a bush and puking on someone's truck.
3. With alcohol once again being involved, I did a cartwheel in the streets, losing my glasses w/o my knowledge.
4. Cutting my finger at Noah's so badly that I needed to go to the hospital to get stitches. The reason why I find this to be stupid is because I did it, just so that a customer could be happy and have her bagel 30 secs faster. F Customer Service!
5. Due to heightened tension and rage while playing beloved Socom, I continued to throw my headset, this time hitting my office chair and shattering the poor thing to millions of pieces. Ooops! Headsets are very expensive, beware!

This weekend Brendan also continued to hand out "gay points." I seem to be the leader w/ like 5, while Kevin and Brendan are tied at 2 a piece. We'll see who wins this bad boy; please be me! My girlfriend will love it.

Tony came up w/ a comment that I found to interesting and true: "All our friends are funny!"
That's not a lie, that's not hyping ourselves up, I truly believe that if the general public heard how we talked to each other, the things we said out loud, and our actions, they would find us hilarious. Brendan said it true, that people are shocked, yet entertained at how much we rip into each other (on a deep level) and none of us really take each other too seriously. Most of the time we will rip the person back and so on and so on. I believe each one of us has a unique humor between us:

Brendan - blunt, realist w/ a hint of pessism, which makes us all laugh because we can't believe what we're hearing.
Jonathan - logical, sarcastic, humor. He's got the sound effects to that go along w/ the humor. He's witty w/ his comebacks and doesn't let anything phase him.
Steve - realist just like Brendan, but he can find more little things to talk about and laugh about...Ears being ripped off, Food, Way people speak, etc.
Brian - has a little sarcasm, a little noise makin' himself w/ the "YA!" and "Herro!" Double peace sign, fo sho!
Derek - Random random random. He will say things that people will say "What the fuck?!" People can't figure out if they're laughing because what Derek said makes sense and it's funny or they're laughing at Derek for making no sense at all.
Tony - Hardcore feminist. When I say hardcore, I mean not at all a feminist. Anti-feminism. He has a touch of Brendan in him where he tells it as it is, but doesn't do it too the extreme of Brendan. Tony is also funny because he's not afraid to say anything to anyone. He will say things to waitresses, cops, regular people on the street and especially...GIRLS haha.
Andy - Original thought. He is always looking for a different way to make people laugh. He is always trying to find different jokes. Good impressions of people as well. He also has Derek's randomness, but every Andy joke has some sort of point or purpose...well most of the time. Drunken Andy is all of what I have described, times 10.
Kevin - His Truckee thinking and semi-ignorance on things make me laugh at least. He makes light-hearted jokes from time to time. His shit talking can also be construed as funny from time to time. His laugh is contagious and he some how just makes people laugh along with him. He has bits of Tony and Brendan in him where he can be outspoken, especially when drunk. Watch out.
Me - I would say I have a combo of super sarcasm, stories, and lame jokes that give this Korean some laughs. I think I have a certain presence to make certain stories more interesting. I love to make people laugh and do whatever I can to get a laugh out of people. I am outspoken at times and say things I shouldn't, but hey, I follow the crowd.

Well, I think I have written enough. If people want to expand or dispute how I found everyone's humor, go for it. I would love to see how we all think about each other and even if we make each other laugh. I find you all funny in unique ways and I hope the laughter continues always.

Peace out, take care...for those who are graduating, live it up, times almost up.