So I didn't know what to blog about today, but I looked up Steve's blog to find some inspiration. You stick up that little tidbit of my pocket four's back up on your blogger. I like replaying it in my head...On your blogger...

Ong bak. Somehow Jonathan tricked me into thinking we were going to some exotic restaurant where fobby girls that look hella old and have no teeth serve to your every desire. You know the ones with the nappy hair that CEOs go to Thailand for. Shit. I jst thew up on m keybord...fck.

Okay got a new keyboard. That last sentence was because I had to dodge all the DelTaco chunks on my keyboard...so some letters couldn't be typed. Anyway yeah, I thought we were going to some restaurant...to my suprise I end up in a movie theatre. I paid with my ticket with a bunch of dollar coins. I told Jonathan that it feels like I paid seven quarters to go see exotic girls...what a deal! He had a smirk on his face like he was playing a mean joke on me... I like paying with those coins. Makes me feel like I'm in the 40's, paying .25 cents for a moving picture!

Well Jonathan's joke comes around finally when I can't read any of the people's names who worked on the film. I'm not sure what the language was...but it was in Thai I think and their "alphabet" has all these parallel lines like they are speaking in binary code...except there are no zeros. Only 1's.

LIULIULLIUIL LIUIULILIULI LUI LIULIUNLIULI

That means "hello" in Thai I think. Shit since I have the worst vision in the world and am plagued everyday by this stigmatism...it actually looks like someone fucked up on the text and decided to just black marker it out and start over.

Anyway the film is shitty as a story. The lighting is darker than a fucking ethiopian looking at another ethiopian...in the dark...and he's blind. And they got flies on their lips. The martial arts is pretty good except for one thing...I don't know anything about the Nong Pradu villiage, but they got some fucked up lifestyle. Anyway I guess the ultimate martial arts move is hitting people on the top of the head with your elbow in as many poses as you can conjure up. Now every good martial arts film needs a good sidekick to serve as either a comedic relief, or someone that needs help throughout the whole fucking movie. Well one is A.) Not funny and B.) Needs more help than a retard on fire.

The other sidekick is a monkey. I mean a Thai girl. This fucking bitch was annoying as shit. In fact it sounded like AMC's treble was set way too fucking high. Imagine shrieking out of 20 speakers around the theater. Sounded like the most annoying sound in the world. If I could go Last Action Hero style and go into the picture and I would dodge the elbow on the top of the head and slit that whores throat.

Tony Jaa who I guess is the next big thing (I thought it was Lindsey Lohan who was the next big thing...another throat I need to go for) isn't bad. He does do some pretty amazing things. I mean but how could you not be considered the next big thing when you kick someone's ass who is named BIG BEAR! GWAAAR!

Okay enough of that shit. I won a 20 dollar buy in tournament that only allows two tables max. The payout was 200 bucks. Not bad for getting past twenty people. I was sitting at 20th place for a while until the cards finally started to come. It was a bitchy climb up though...one guy on the other table decided to take out pretty much everybody by himself...so when the tables finally got consolidated down into one..he had about 12,000 chips in play. The next highest was 4,000. But he was playing too aggressively and it eventually got chipped away at. Thanks for the cash suckas.

Okay back to modeling in maya...