Jul 5, 2003

BTW..A LOT OF THE LAST BLOG WAS A JOKE...A JOKE...

LEt's all laugh together...

ready....?????

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okay that's enough

laters y'all. Hope you had a good fourth
28 days...ugh. Do not money to see this movie. It's one of those movies where the main character does like two things, but it gets stretched out to like two hours. The ending, well...lemme put it like this..imagine you're on a roller coaster, and ur going up the biggest hill ever for what seems like a huge drop. The kind of drop that will force tears out of your eyes and piss out ur package. So you get closer and closer and closer....and..then...you drop a foot and the ride stops. THAT'S the ending. It's a good movie to download off of Kazaa or have a friend rent it so you dont' have to pay for it.

Phone Booth...a lot of people thought it sucked. I thought it was cool just because I liked the idea of having the whole movie stay in one setting (and how the director would keep it exciting), and because I really liked the cinematography. Colin Farrell is a great actor and he's irish. Again, another good movie to rent or download.

Both of these movies were downloaded. The last movie i saw in the theaters was Matrix: Reloaded. I thought it was aight. Not as good as the first one, but still aight. Since Reloaded and Revoluations are supposed to be one complete movie, then 'i'll just hold off on the complaints. Funny thing tho...remember that one scene where that girl eats the cake and then nuts in her panties? Well, a friend of mine was convinced that it wasn't her busting, it was her TAKING A SHIT. The "Diarrhea vs. Spooge" discussion went a lot longer than anticipated and in the end, we all went home frustrated.

Looking for a job stinks. There ain't nothing down here. Looks like i might have to live my worst nightmare: Working at a bagel place. (ha ha..just kidding brendan...DON'T GET MAD...DONT' GET PISSED OF OR SOMETHING. CUZ IF YOU DID THEN OH NO OH NO OHOHKLHJ....BTW, SoCom sucks. Play Everquest instead. You meet so many interesting people and who knows, maybe there's a cute nerdy asian girl hiding behind the half-elf/half-human that you can learn to love.

Well, I dunno why Derek has interpreted "I'm not "illustrious". Go figure" into a huge RAGE. But whatevers. I'm not SAT-savy...I think I got a lower score on the verbal. Which came as no surprise to me or my parents or anyone else who has the tolerance to hear me speak. I know that Bangs must be wonder how someone who scored a 1560 knows such a "foolish mortal".

Well, I guess being a whale's genitals is better than being a whale's snatch. OH wait..shit..genitals is a general term...so i could be either a dick or a puss. Shit. Oh wells. Let's all keep our fingers crossed than i'm a dick and not a puss. Well, either way, better than being a whale's asshole. Right?

I'm not sure where this hostility from snacks is coming from. Maybe it's the white side lashing out at the japanese side, thus causing him to lash out at the closest full Japanese person. And since Brendan would either 1) not give a fuck 2) kill him and Jon would 1) simply say "now Derek, I believe you used a double negative and an insecure pronoun in the place of the subjectavory verb....so until you fix those, my cognitive mainframe will not compute your syllables which will be compressed to form words and so on...you may go now", I guess I'm the closest, and easiest, target.

Or maybe he just hates me. Either way, I would truly recommend the chicken strip dinner at Denny's. Get corn instead of peas too. Or go to Carrows for the strawberry lemonade. Those berries are to die for. Oh shit..did i say "to die for"? That doesn't really help the whole "pussy vs. dick" argument mentioned beforehand above. Anyways, yeh..strawberry lemonade...with raw meat...and porn. With two girls. YEH.

Anywayz, I'm gonna take off now, cuz I have no more underwear..and I'm not gonna be like Missy and "flip it and reverse it". Well, laters guys..I'll be back home on the 12th..mark your calendars and move to the edge of your seats...I think a poker game is in order. No more oreos tho...that white shit is bad for your heart.
People who don't like Equilibrium love Everquest. Which are you?

Terminator 3. A simple analogy to feed your mind. When Bryant is standing by himself he seems like a cool guy. Maybe even suave. However, when he is standing next to me his suave appearance is diminished as his dirty flaws start to jump out at you. This is Terminator 3. On it's own it is okay. Somewhat solid action sequences however when put in with Terminator 1 and 2 it is dwindled down to a piece of shit. That might be a little harsh, but seriously. Not to ruin anything for those who want to waste their money, but Terminator 3 was made just so they can make another Terminator movie and keep the money rolling in. I'm all for selling out. However...when you take someone else's body of work (Cameron's...sp?) and fuck it up...well you better not do that to my films in the future Mr. Hollywood. I mean shit...what happened to that prequel that Cameron had in mind. Oh wait...then they can only make a trilogy...that means less money. I got a better idea...how bout you stop making stupid shit like Kelly/Justin shitfest.

Derek needs to buy a mother fucking cellphone. Hmm...you think the mother fucking is part of a package?...I always say mother fucking this...but it isn't till now I just pictured a cellphone actually "fucking" a mother. Not my mother though. Well I hope not anyway...or else that would be sad...my dad lost his wife to a cellphone sold by Catherine Zeta Jones. Mmmm...Catherine...

Ricki fucked things up for me. She told me Keira Knightly is younger than her. So much for that crush. Fuck you Ricki...Good Charlotte can suck a nut...one brother for each nut. And the rest of the shitty group can suck a fuck.

A trip for arcades? Brian...your blog is full of confusion and ammo to throw right back into your face. Haha. Good to see you blogging again...keep it up...and yes I was in that car...that was fucked up...that car did break for no reason...and very late.

Building computers sound fun. Wanna build me an Apple G5? *Sob*

IKEA has taken over my room...and I like it. (Sounds like the Hulk...but less SHITTY.)
So tonight was 4th of July... Hope everyone had a good time tonight... As I watched the fireworks from Scandia's golf course (*sob*) I had a memory come to me. I think it was five years ago or so with Jon, Steve, Brendan and a few others. We all went to McCarthy Ranch in Milpitas to watch the fireworks. I donno why... But anyway I remember the drive over to Ranch 99 afterward... I nearly rear-ended someone 'cause they hit the brakes too fast. Fun times, and I donno why that came back to me.

So I've been working my butt off these past few weeks and it's finally catching up to me. I'm ready to call it quits at Scandia. I'll give them til the end of summer, but I really have to start looking for another job real soon. I just want more right now. I can't get any higher than where I am now, and I'm just wasting time. There are better jobs out there and It's about time I found them.

Buying things. Did it again and ordered parts for a new computer. I've followed the trend as I'd wait for computers to come out which are twice as fast as my current. It started back when I had a 233 mhz computer... Went to 500, then to my 1 Ghz.... And now I'm looking at AMD's 2800+ (2.08 ghz) ahh it'll feel good to have a fast computer again. I'm a person that likes to put computers together so I'm all happy I get to do something this week.

So yeah... Vegas trip sounds good for late Aug. As with Brendan I have school, but I'll figure something out. I'm taking a break from work from July 26 - Aug 3... The last part for DMB concert! I'm soooo looking forward to it. So anyone want to do something that week? I think some friends up here want to take a trip to So. Cal for the arcades down there but i'm sure we can alter it for a little magic mountain goodness.

That's about it... I haven't gotten WarioWare yet. I just finished up a self-imposed month of no game buying last week... And I immediately bought Star Wars Galaxies for the PC (Which is one reason I'm upgrading my computer... The specs on that are fricken high...) It's a fun game, but it's not going to take hold of me like EverQuest did... Which I'm thankful.

OK. Nothing insightful this time around. I'm going back to the dreariness that is Rohnert Park.

Oh yeah.... Equilibrium sucked nuts. That is all.

Jul 2, 2003

The place where we blog looks a little different since last I blogged...amazing...looks more professional and you can actually see the post buttons.

Anyone, I'm home, exciting isn't it? Things are going good here, just trying to settle in completely.

I still haven't seen Equilibrium yet, I think I'm the only one. I will have to borrow that at some point in time so that I may join in on conversations on how good/bad it is.

Halo is one of the best videogames that I've ever played. I'm still a huge Madden and Metal Gear fan, but Halo is a great game with very few flaws. What's weird though, choosing the best game is all relative to the person. That's why reviewers and critics are kind of stupid because it's their opinion. The only good thing about critics is if you can find one that is similar in your taste in games.

In a perfect world I would hope we would all find time to blog at least once every two weeks, but that probably won't happen, so I'm happy when people blog regardless. I know everyone has different time schedules, but I hope to see more blogs from the originals and Kevin. Paradise doesn't have computers, DSL, any sort of technology. I think they rape a lot of livestock though. Kevin can tell us for sure if that rumor is true.

Clubbin' was fun, hopefully more of us can hit the scene a little more often. The club was actually pretty fun though the girl Jonathan spoke of before got me in a little trouble since she started dancing w/ me in front of my gf. I was shocked and wasn't sure what to do. All is good now. Now I know to push the girl to the floor and say, "Back up bitch!" jk...walk away walk away...

Hackin' it up has been pretty fun, let me welcome Flare or Flair like Ric Flair aka Jonathan, Control aka Brendan, and Cheap Trickz aka yours truly...join in on the fun and come up with nicknames as well. If I got to choose names, Jon would be Outer Leg, Brendan would be Sir Talks A Lot and I think I would be Senior Clutch Rally...haha

Icons are needed for 3, well two if Kevin doesn't post soon...

BBQ for the 4th...who's with me?
Vegas late August...i've talked w/ Steve and brendan and it sounds like late August is the best time for them...except Brendan starts school then, but school shmool...anyone else interested..time preference?..just want to know so we can start figuring things out
Magic Mountain? I'm think of going early August...anyone with me on that one?

Alright, I don't have anything great to say now...brain isn't functioning, gettin old, need to blog early in the morning...

Take care y'all..peace out


Jun 30, 2003

Captain that was very inspiring. I applaud the effort you made to remedy the lack of posing by our founding fathers...however you are still white. And you still paid money to see Spice World. Your opinions on Equilibrium are rendered absurd with a hint of unintelligence. Either way there were some things I also did not like about the film. I think overall I rated it higher than you would have expected since it had a "Gattaca" type of feel to it. Obviously the acrobatics leave something to be desired, but c'mon...have you seen a better use of guns as of recent? Either way...Equilibrium came first...Matrix Reloaded tried to rip off The Cleric's outfits...and Nemo is kicking the Matrix's ass. I still stand by the fact that it is a solid action movie with class. When you get back though we always have a fun time arguing about Halo and whether or not it is the best game ever made...surely we can find room for Equilibrium.

Steve...Steve...Steve...I'm so glad your back. I'm not going to start crying or anything, but this blog is NOT ON THE SAME LEVEL OF STUPIDITY THAT IT ONCE WAS. However I totally understand both points of view from the fathers to the random crackers. Either way I think we are all likeable and hopefully we can melt together to form the ultimate blog that will never ever be on the Blogs of Note. Did I mention that I would have never remembered 3-2-1 Contact. Kudos on that shit. You forgot to ask three questions yourself...make'em good. Hehe. Get blogg'n...you and I are more alike than these sentimental bastards. Truth bitches.

My mom and I had a funny idea. Since we were talking about Guess Who? I thought it would be funny to buy the second generation Guess Who and stick all of us and our mutual friends in the slots instead of the ones they give us. Could you imagine the questions we could ask? Are you a racist bitch...clack clack clack clack clack clack...your BLuckyDay! Does your Pooky look funny...uh...followed by silence...bad question.

Dirty Korean and I were talking about how we need to make a list of DVD's that we want so we don't end up buying stupid shit...like the FULLSCREEN version of Old School. So since I have nothing better to blog about...I'm going to make my list right now. Only 10 so hang in there. Sequels grouped as one.

10. Father of the Bride 1 and 2. (I liked these. If you laugh I can think of a bunch of movies you shmucks like. Hehe)
9. Ghostbusters 1 and even 2 (I can't even really remember these in detail. All I know is that I liked 'em. Do...Ray......EGON!)
8. Jerry Maguire (I thought this film was dope...if I can only find it for a good price.)
7. In Paris...When it Sizzles (The title sounds and looks like porn...if you ever talk about Audrey like that again I will hurt you.)
6. Casablanca (Everyone's heard of it...no one our age has even seen it. It can't hang around this long if it sucked right?)
5. Back to the Future Trilogy (I give Jon a hard time about the third one...but it isn't as bad as we probably recollect.)
4. Band of Brothers Series (My parents said it was good. Spielberg and Hanks as executive producers...numerous awards we don't care about...it has to be good!)
3. My Fair Lady (No store has this movie...therefore no store has class...and everyone one of them should burn in hell.)
2. The Sting (Newman and Redford = Money and the best on screen duo ever to grace film. Period.)
1. Indiana Jones Trilogy. (I think it is safe to say that these are some of the best films ever made. Probably be number one on a lot of your lists as well)

Speaking of which...Jon was watching this thing where it listed off some of the most powerful people in Hollywood. Spielberg I feel should be number one. In fact anyone who owns there own studio should be number one...NOW I am not biased even though I jock this guy...but guess who got number one...DRUMROLL PLEASE....JENNIFER ANISTON...Did you say Aniston? The chubby girl in Leprachan? What the fuck? WHO THE FUCK THINKS ANISTON IS MORE POWERFUL THAT SPIELBERG. Like I told Jon...well I dunno if I told him but I did remind him of a paycheck Spielberg once received. 250 Million...it would take 250 episodes of Friends for Jennifer to make that shit. Un-fucking-believable. I think it's only cause she married Brad Pitt...and honestly I don't know what he was thinking. Whatever....either way I will never make that list...but with that number one spot being given away to her...I'm getting my hopes up.

That's about it. One last question...where is J.Reid...besides sitting around Chico looking like a drunken chipmunk? Peace out. And BLuckyDay Bless.
i'm back.

I'll blog as soon as i think of something interesting to say. hmm...in that case, maybe i'm not back.

but yeh.

Jon:
1) Orion Pax. This was his name before he was tricked by Megatron, who killed him, and his friends Aerial and Dion. He was taken to Alpha Trion. AT was the leader of the Autobots at the time, and he would later pass on the Matrix of Leadership on to Optimus.

2) Low Light. Or Lady J/Flint, Scarlet/Duke, Jinx/Falcon, and just to show off, Baroness/Destro

3)3-2-1 Contact

How big of a nerd am i?

Jun 29, 2003

South bay clubbing what?
Bryant and I went to Forum in Sunnyvale last night… I was pleasantly surprised. There are three dance floors, a good amount of seating, the music seemed above average, as did the girl-guy ratio. It’s also easy to get in free, there’s convenient parking, and it was nicer and cleaner overall than the SF clubs I’ve been to. We’ll be checking out other local clubs in the future, so everyone come out if you like dancing, drinking, or watching others engage in either of the two.

Oh yeah, there was one really friendly girl there who I danced with for a while. She seemed cool, but she said that I have a “baby face” and look like I’m 18… I don’t know if this is true, but it should help if I’m gonna be single and clubbing til I’m 35.

80s childhood trivia
I’ve known these answers since they were posted, but never felt like I had enough to say--or energy to say it--to post a response. But things have come to a standstill, so just in case anyone wants to continue the reminiscing:

Answers
1. He-Man’s feline fighting companion was BATTLE CAT. But before transforming and getting all tough, he was weaksack CRINGER. I think he was green with yellow stripes, with maroon battle armor.
2. I remember the commercial… firing discs that blow your friend’s ships to pieces. It looked really cool, but I don’t think I ever played it. TORPEDO RUN. If anyone has it, let’s play some time.
3. I think we all remember Panthro was the blue-colored nunchaku-swinging teammate on THUNDERCATS. If they were made human, he’d be the black guy. Girl you know it’s true.

New Questions
I’ll try to make these more doable by multiple question choice…
1. Transformers. What was Optimus Prime’s name before he became Optimus Prime? OR What is his name in Japan?
2. G.I. Joe. Who saved everyone when they were all sleeping and trapped in their nightmares (hint: he was mad at his dad)? OR Name 3 couples.
3. What TV show had a portion featuring a group of mystery-solving kids known as The Bloodhound Gang?

Shote notes
- I was in Hawaii on emergency family business for a week. Got a sunburn from the teats to the neck all around. Now dandruff’s bigger meaner cousin is here and teaching me a lesson.
- Saw Finding Nemo… definitely one of the most entertaining and enjoyable movies I’ve seen in the theater. If I had the talent and qualifications to work at Pixar, I’d be set. Simply excellent.
- Hackey sack’s back, Jack. We eagerly await the arrival of Andy and his wondrous fantastic moccashoes, and expect spectacular soccery skills from Snacks.
- I haven’t played much Wario Ware, but I got 124 on Paper Airplane and 190 on Skateboard. Whether these scores are good I’m not sure. But if you can beat em, do so. I can't stop you. I don't even have a damn Gameboy.
- My younger brother Reid deserves credit for being superlank, eating several times the normal human portion of rice, and also for exposing me--and therefore all of you--to good ol' homestarrunner.com. Today he showed me a Flash music video that you might enjoy. It’s called the Terrible Secret of Space. I thought it was kinda funny, mainly because it’s so weird. He seemed to enjoy it tremendously, and was reciting the lyrics. Experience the bizarre wonder that is the band member sense of humor.
- I’m not illustrious. But I am still working on my site.

I realize I didn’t write anything funny in this post, but I’m busy and tired and you guys are assholes.