Nov 2, 2005

Okay so Steve came over to work on his homework. I guess getting a Master's degree is comprised of Winning 11 Soccer and FEAR. When we booted up FEAR we were prompted to download the new update.

Well this update sucks. It froze my computer. It even went as far as to slow down the competition (Half Life 2) by making everything all clunky and flickery. After multiple passes at the options screens trying to get things working right...I came to the realization that it just might be my graphics card. Now I don't know about you...but I spent a lot of money on this graphics card and when something in your computer doesn't work right (especially something like your graphics card) you can't help but not think about it until you get it fixed. So since Steve was here and he was able to clean up my computer before in the past, I let him have a go again at the graphics card so he can continue on his quest to conquer FEAR.

Steve started with the usual HijackThis, Ad-aware and Spybot, but then he went to some other website to check for viruses on my computer. Needless to say I think that I've learned my lesson...and as soon as I get a legit copy of Windows (I'm not saying I'm going legit on everything...who has money for such programs except for Jonathan) I'm going to invest in some protection against online people. In fact when my monitors and graphics card gets paid off...I am going to build a mini tower that is just for online work. Strictly online and nothing else. This computer which cost me a lot of money is going to be offline if all goes well. You might be saying I'm a little paranoid. I mean all you guys have protection and everything is fine...well here you go...



Man...that is a lot of viruses. It isn't funny, but Steve and I couldn't help but giggle like when the girl doctor touched my balls...the only legal prostitution I've ever been a part of...weird how I went in for a cut finger though...enjoy me being naive about internet security.

Oct 30, 2005

props to Andy for finding this.



fucking HILARIOUS.

"It's a no-no, and you like it"

LOL!!!!!