So here are my quotes that I could think of. I was super duper bored at work today so I may have more then others. I'll admit I had to look up the Natalie Portman ones because I realized I didn't know any cool quotes by girls, but I thought the one's that I found were awesome.

One that I wanted to put here but I don't remember it verbatim was from Batman Begins, Ducard talks to Bruce Wayne about how sometimes you love someone so much, you wish you had never met them because losing them is too much to bear. The way he delivered the line just stuck in my mind both times I saw the movie. If I see it again I'll try and remember it haha.

Rex - Diedrich Bader - Napoleon Dynamite:
"Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it."

Mike Dexter - Peter Facinelli - Can't Hardly Wait:
"I'm a loser. I broke up with the hottest girl in school, my friends all sold me out... and somebody in there just called me a fag!"

Kenny Fisher - Seth Green - Can't Hardly Wait:
"Oh baby please, you are far too fine to be lookin' so sad."

Billy Chapel - Kevin Costner, Jane Aubrey - Kelly Preston For the Love of the Game
Jane Aubrey: What if my face was all scraped off and I was totally disfigured and had no arms and legs and I was completely paralyzed. Would you still love me?
Billy Chapel: No. But we could still be friends.

Van Wilder - Ryan Reynolds - Van Wilder
"Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere."

Will - Hugh Grant - About a Boy
"I'd be the worst possible Godfather. I'd probably drop her on her head at her christening. I'd forget all her birthdays until she was 18. Then I'd take her out and get her drunk. And, let's face it, quite possibly try and shag her. "

Alfred - Michael Caine - Batman Begins
"Why do we fall, sir? So that we might better learn to pick ourselves up."

Gaston - Richard White - Beauty and the Beast
"It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting *ideas*, and *thinking*..."

Chuckie - Ben Affleck - Good Will Hunting
"You're sitting on a winning lottery ticket and you're too big of a pussy to cash it in."

Marcus Burnett - Martin Lawrence - Bad Boys
"You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along."

Maverick - Tom Cruise - Top Gun
"That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous."

Bobby - Jon Favreau, Ricky - Vince Vaughn - Made
Bobby: Asshole-ay.
Ricky Slade: Did you hear that? What do ya think of that? Huh?

Peter Gibbons - Ron Livingston - Office Space
"You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."

Rob - John Cusak - High Fidelity
"Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains."

Martin Blank - John Cusak/Debi - Minnie Driver - Grosse Point Blanke
Marty: You don't know my cat. It's very demanding.
Debi: "It"? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl?
Marty: I respect its privacy.

Sam - Natalie Portman - Garden State
"If you can't laugh at yourself, life's gonna seem a whole lot longer than you like."

Obi-Wan - Ewan McGregor - Star Wars Episode III
Anakin Skywalker: You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them. You were supposed to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness.

Alice - Natalie Portman - Closer
"Where is this love? I can't see it, I can't touch it. I can't feel it. I can hear it. I can hear some words, but I can't do anything with your easy words."

Ash - Bruce Campbell - Army of Darkness
"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town."

"Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures."