Dear Tony,

Congrats on everything you've accomplished! No doubt you have come a long way and you will be rewarded with what you deserve in the future. Obviously this goes for all the soon to be graduates but what makes this post so special is the fact that I am saying this to new people whom I never thought I would be talking to five years from high school. Tony you have always made an effort to call me even when you were hanging out with Brendan and Andrew. You've always tried to include me and for that I am very grateful. No doubt you put out more effort towards me than I have of you...but I guess that is what makes you so likeable. So I just wanted to say thanks for everything you have done for me and I consider you part of my close group of friends...and you know me. I don't make that many friends. Oh yeah...you can do one more thing for me. GET RID OF THAT FRUIT VIDEO! =) Good luck in Dallas and wherever that takes you. Like I said earlier...it couldn't have happened to a better guy. Here's to people who dream and to those who are willing to risk everything to make 'em happen. Pass some of that shit on over to me Tee.

Dear Captain,

Interesting points in your little A.I. stuff. You are true on the point that our brains keep us from reaching maximum potential. That isn't new. How many times (granted you are sober) have you thought twice about doing something because of what other people will think of you (exclude Hapachan)? We are slaves to our brains, but those who dare to define for themselves what they wish to make of their lives will ultimately be the ones who have no regret when they are dying. Alan Turing was a genius who tried to create AI. He conducted tests on how we could ultimately see if a computer achieved "intelligence". Yet he made the point that a computer that can map the brain and create another computer is no longer a computer. Therefore we could not label it artificial. I mean what is artificial? Something that is non living having live characteristics and thoughts. Stupid Soroslutsies are artificial. Which brings me to another crazy point. A virus. No doubt a living organism. However their brain matter has like 2 functions. Fuck me over and multiply. Humans are just a bigger virus with more functions. These functions sometimes create disagreements with each other. This is where I feel emotions stem from. The disharmonizing of our basic functions. Strip out emotions and we are nothing less than a bigger virus. Emotions are nothing but chemicals. That is all. None of this makes sense...but it's better than the Matrix. On a side note captain...all the best Animatrix shorts weren't even written by the WACKowski Bros.

Dear Derek,

You owe me about $2.56 for using my computer for approximately 9 hours on Saturday. Haha. Good luck on your presentation. Nemo soon? Raked in 70 million since you were just talking about Pixar. I wonder if our stock went up...or if my dad sold it. If he did...well don't invest your money in him. GWahha. Just kidding. Invest ur money with him. I need to eat.

Dear Nintendo and other loyal customers of Nintendo,

Wario Ware. 80 on 9-Volt. No one will beat me...HOWEVER TONY as of 11:10 pm on Monday night got 76. I'm gonna start playing again. Yawn...Since I got 9-volt locked up (hehe) does anyone care to try to put a top score on another stage? I'm ready for you! Wheeee....I want 100. We can do it guys! GameboySP's UNITE!

Dear Film Viewers,

I finally started to buy my Audrey Hepburn collection. Only 3 more films to go. So far i've watched all the ones I have (Sabrina, Roman Holiday, Breakfast and Tiffany's) and I love them all. Of course setting aside how I love Audrey (ewww..she's dead for God's sake) the films are cool for this reason. All romantic comedy's out there rip off all these old films. If you can get past the black and white I'd recommend seeing these ALTHOUGH I do feel I'm a little more appreciative them some of you. I mean...they don't match up to SPICE WORLD...but they are quality viewing nonetheless. The jokes of course don't have the same impact, but the story, acting and directing are why these are part of the top films of all time.

Dear WACKowski Incent Love Brothers,

Equilibrium kicked your fucking ass. I'm now postive that you got fucking lucky with the first Matrix. You didn't need to story tell in that one. You just ran with a simple plot of "maybe we are plugged in...unplug yourself...free your mind". Now that you need to go into more levels with the story you are fucked. Revolutions will suck. Why don't you stop focusing on cool effects and start trying to create something respectful. For those that understand this obscure reference..."HEY...HEY NEO...THE CLERIC WOULD DODGE ALL YOUR STUPID KUNGFU SHIT AND SHOVE TWO BULLETS IN BOTH YOUR EYES AND WILL ALWAYS DRESS BETTER THAN YOU EVER WILL". Just because you can do effects doesn't mean you should fucking do it. Now you just look like some stupid fucking fake hip hop video using stupid effects cuz they are on the same computer you are editing on. While we are on the topic FUCK HIPHOP. GIVE ME SOME REAL FUCKING VIDEOS WITH MEANING..WITH FEELING...WITH CONTENT...I DON'T NEED TO SEE SOME BITCH ON THE FUCKING SCREEN FLAUNTING HER DIRTY ASS AND CARRYING DISEASES THAT WOULD MAKE MY COCK FALL OFF. Jesus...WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I GET A JOB. I guess I'm not stupid enough.

I'm done. Good luck again Tony. Don't forget to blog about all the Dallas stuff. If you see Mark Cuban tell him to get a fucking haircut. And I know what your saying..."Why don't you get a haircut". I fucking would if I was worth 7 plus billion dollars.

"Do your part in helping Gaia clean up the planet. When you see a wannabe black FOB shoot them on site and burn them with gasoline. If we take care of the wannabe black FOBS now the world will be a cleaner place. The power is yours!!" Captain Planet.