Hi all,
Two reasons for the post.

1. Kevin had some funny Chuck Norris quotes on his Myspace comments:

-Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress

-They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody

-If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down

-Chuck Norris could have any woman he wants, but he has never had sex. He only masturbates because the only person good enough to have sex with Chuck is Chuck

-Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

-In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten

-Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

-When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

-In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

-Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

2. Got a game Wednesday @ 715PM. This one could be entertaining for two reasons, 1 we're playing a Japanese FOB team that I think is funny. Another is this is pretty much a must win for our team to have a shot at the playoffs. We're 2 - 5 - 1, the other team is 3 - 5. If we win we'll move ahead of them in the standings (sadly they're in the last spot for the playoffs). Our game next week is also another must win to guarantee us a spot in the playoffs, but we'll take one week at a time. So if you want to come out (I know traffic is jizzy at that time) please do. We can meet for dinner downtown and take Monterey to avoid traffic if you so desire. Let me know. (Last time we played this team, I laid out two helpless Japanese girls that were trying to move me from the middle, a reoccurence is imminent.) haha

Alright Peace!