Quick and Simple.

This is for my cousin Rene Martin who had to ship off to the Middle East to prepare for a possible war. For this he is leaving his family behind. I just want to say thanks for making it safe for me to run my mouth off about anything I want, especially the war. Thank you and come back to us safe and sound!

This goes for all the troops that don't ask whether war is right or not. All they know is how to protect the lives of us here in the United States...