Since Pooky stepped out to go see his real, yet fake friends from Berkeley I have decided to take over as administrator. As admin anything I say goes with no chance to dispute it. First of all...

T.Chang is not fucking good enough. Get that shit outta here. You need something dope ass. Like BLuckyDay. "Well what about that guy Steve, he doesn't have a nickname." I think we went over this. Steve is special. Since he helped start ILS he gets off. Hehe. So T.Chang you NEED to change your nickname. Think man. You took classes in advertising. Advertise how creative you can be. And stop saying that you respect women. This blog isn't your little personal advertisment to show how sensitive you are too all our female readers. In fact...you females should not be reading this...start cooking me din din or some shit. Oh yeah and press the enter key every once in a while. Paragraphs are good too! Haha!

Captain decided to go drink on a fucking Wednesday night instead of playing Socom with Soosh. 'Nuff said.

Who the fuck is Vern? If that is one of the Pooky players pretending to be some lame reader and we find out about it...

As for the race issue. Race was made up by humans. Race is a fucking myth. Race was created so we can create superiority amongst the other homosapiens. I mean think about it. I mean a dog is a fucking dog. In a little girl voice, "oooooh how cute...what kind of dog is that?" BLucky replies, "Its a fucking dog bitch. With four fucking legs and a saliva drooling mouth. The wanting for humans to put shit in order fucked us in the long run. Now we have race. Now we have racism. So BLuckyDay is trying to take it back to everyone equal. EXCEPT that not everyone is equal. Some humans like to eat dog. Bad example since they are not human...but you get the idea. Some humans like to live with big bears in the forest and speak dirty french. Bottom line: I hate everyone equally. As long as you hate equal you are not a racist. You are a humanist. Second Bottom line: Humans that eat dog can tea bag my left nut and lick off the shit flakes off my asshole.

Eecs buy the fucking headphones. Why you fucking acting like you have no fucking money. I mean are you thinking that since you are making more money than us that you have to act like you are poor so you can fit in? I mean 269 dollars. If that ain't shit for me then surely you can get them without any fucking question. I can't believe you had to think about that kind of purchase. If you pick up an ipod...pick me one up too please! Hehe.

Oh speaking of which. I was telling Steve that I found a group of four stupid chinks trying to make a movie about the 442nd. For those that don't know what the 442nd are here it is in a nutshell.

WWII. American Japanese get put in camps. They lost practically everything. The same American Japanese that got their freedom robbed decide to fight in the war for the country that betrayed them. The 442nd were strictly for American Japanese/Hawaiian Japanese. They were used to as a spearhead into some of the most dangerous campaigns so other "white" soldiers would be safer in the rear. Lost the most men in any battalion in the war. The MOST decorated batallion in any war that America has fought. A story that needs to be told that none of you white folk have ever heard of.

And now chinks are trying to take that story. I had family that were in those camps. I had family that fought in that war. This has given me new found drive to do this story justice. How about you Chinese make a story about how you gave cowboys and indians opium instead of trying to ride on another "race's" coattails. Now I'm just pissed...bottom line: stick to Chinatown and your fucking root tea assholes.

What a negative blog. And I love it. Welcome to Pooky. 'Cept Vern. He can go chew on a dick. Who ever he fucking is.

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This is too much to read.
Pooky, get rid of these newcomers, they're just up to no good.

In all seriosity though... it's been a fun ride with all the blog posting madness lately. Top notch material from all colors and creeds. I hope we can find a happy equilibrium between the hectic no-time-for-stupid-online-journal lifestyle of Snacks (despite his brief and triumphant return) and the 5-posts-a-day trend the rest of us suddenly seem capable of (perhaps indicative of the free time we so often have but claim to lack). Anyways*, new guys: make your icons if you wanna be like the cool kids: 150x150 pixels capturing who you are as far as Team Pooky is concerned. AND MAKE IT FUNNY OR YOU'RE OUT. =|

* Anyways is a variation of "anyway", meaning "in any case", much like the slang dismissal "laters", or the always-stupid-sounding "late". The English language didn't make a lot of sense to begin with ANYWAYS. Those of us with red marking utensils securely and permanently locked into place by alcohol-induced-fukdup-thumbs are cursed to forever be aware and aggravated by this fact. To the rest of you fully-fallible normal people, I don't suggest following me down this path. Because I'll be farting from time to time.

That
looks like a decent computer setup Brendan, so go for it if you really feel you can and should afford it. All of a sudden I'll feel like playing Hot Shots Golf all night. You'll fall asleep. BOOM I've got myself a 23" widescreen and you've got a monitor that oddly resembles the door from a microwave. Everybody wins. Just especially Bangs.

While we're bringing up tempting and expensive but not entirely ridiculous purchases... today I was checking out headphones and came across such an offering. First let me say that this is dangerous ground for one such as me. I love music and listen to it almost constantly. So naturally I want high quality sound. Every time I look at headphones I'm tempted to buy a new set. So although I'm very tempted by what I found, I know I'm not necessarily thinking straight. So there's this company called Etymotic Research. This company makes high quality earphones, and apparently used their research on ears and sound to produce some of the best audiophile headphones in the world, one of which being the ER-4P. They are designed to go in the ear canal, which blocks out ambient sound and leaves you alone with just about the most pure audio listening experience possible. In fact, I'm a little concerned just how much sound they keep out, since that could prove hazardous in public situations (i.e. not hearing a car coming whilst on an mp3-enhanced stroll). Sure, they're expensive at $330 retail ($269 at headphone.com)... but reviews say they can only be compared to electrostatic sets that cost $1000 and up. Reading all this stuff, the end result is: I have to at least try them out. Anyways, I figure I'll want some good portables if I get an mp3 player... and it seems you cannot do better than these. And then there's every day at work... hell, anything to block out the other cubicles and their incessant tippy-tippy-tappy-click-clack typing. I'M TRYING TO SLEEP, YOU DAMN CHIMPS!

So as some of you know (Jon and Pooky) I have been wanting to purchase a Mac for a while now. Now why a mac? I thought Brendan hated Macs. Well I do. Yet when it comes to editing you CANNOT beat a Mac. You can try. You will lose. So let's go into the specs of my dream machine.

- Dual Processor 1.4 GZ w/2 megs per cache - 2499.00
- 2 GIGS of DDRram - 750.00
- 4X180 Gig harddrives (that's 720 Gigs) - 1350.00
- Apple Super Drive (DVD burnage) - 200.00
- Combo DVD/CD-R Drive - 150.00
- ATI Radeon 9700 128DDR - 350.00
- Apple Cinema Display 23 inch, High-Def signal, widescreen flat panel - 1999.00
- Airport Base Station/Card - 250.00 (Used for wireless networking of ALL computers you want)
- SCSI support card - 49.00
- Fibre PCI channel for support of RAID - 500.00
- iPod 20 gig storage - 299.00
- Apple Harman Kardan Speakers - 59.00
- Bluetooth Module - 50.00
- Mac OS.X - Bundled in all macs
- Mac OS.X Unlimited (Server software) - 999.00
- Plus all the little doodads and gadgets...final price is over 10K. Check it out on apple. No lying here.

This is the ultimate machine. Nothing else I know of compares to it right now for consumers. I want it. I also want Kristin Kreuk to not be Canadian. We all know how that is coming...sigh....

Damn... Everyone and their mom decided to update their blog today... First off, wecome to the fun Kevin, Andy, 'n Tony... I think I met you guys once at Obon... Good times, that celebration. Looking forward to being there again in a few months! (Probably the only time I get to see those other bastards too. No visit bitches!)

Anyway... I just noticed as I was surfing through the logs the banner we have up top. I'm probably the only ignorant one here, but the banner is specialized to the web page... We have a Harrison Ford ad, my site has a DDR ad, and Steve... Uh... He has a Coconut Monkey Purse ad. I think that just made my day. (End note: hehe, it changes once in a while... but those are the sites I see the most...)

All is well up here in Sonoma... Relationship wise, I guess it's going alright. We're still passing along e-mails. Probably moving slower than a snail, but I'm ok with that. I over-react to a lot of things, so it's easier for me to take things slower and live a little at a time. Honestly, I can say I feel fairly good about where I am right now.

Let's see... Race issues... Normally I'm just too stupid to notice if I'm the only asian around. Up here in Sonoma, it's a little different when the majority is still caucasian. (Caucasian. A cookie to whoever knows where that word came from.) Yeah, it's a little awkward, but most of the time I'm over it. hehe the few times Lori hung out with you guys she commented on the race thing. Guess she noticed it a little more. Oddly enough, I can say I'm not racist, but I found I actually tend to gravitate to other asians when I'm in a class. I've caught myself doing that a few times. Do we go to what is somewhat familiar to us? Where do I actually fit in?

Bleh, anyway... Funny story at work... Our vending machines suck donkey balls... There is a 50% chance that you will get nothing from the crisp dollar you eagerly cram into the machine... Saturday night I had this wannabe gangser looking fool complete with his little bandana come up to me...

Gangsta: "Yo man... Your vending machine jacked me."
Me: "Alright, let's go to this one... You wanted Dr. Pepper, right? *clang* there you go..."
Gangsta: "Thanks man... The vending machine is lucky it's kept behind the bars, or I would have tore it up."
Me: "Uhh, yeah... Well, I'm glad you didn't..."
Gangsta: "*Laughs* Yeah, that's how @*^$@ get shot."

He proceeds to do his little head thrust to the machine, and walks away. When his back is turned, I comfort the machine. :)

I can't believe someone actually used that line... "That's how *#(^$#@ get shot."

Pooky's History

Seeing how we do not have a handbook on where the roots of Pooky started, I will give you a little feedback on where our name comes from and what the little quote means on the bottom of the name. As well as some guidelines to make your transition to stupid more effecient.

1. Pooky is our leader. Pooky is in charge of everything on this site. He has no face. Although that icon would prove otherwise. Anything having to do with the site is in his hands. Now you may be asking who this "Pooky" is and where did he come from. EecsBangs and I were playing Pokeroom.com at one point and we met up with a fellow by the name of Pookypl as his username. This fucker would play stupid shit and win. Needless to say it pissed the fuck out of me and Jon seeing how we would play smart and lose to Pooky when he had no right being in the fucking hand to begin with. So we coined the term "Pookied" when we got fucked over at cards by someone who plays stupid shit. Hence the name Pooky. Since we love stupid shit we thought Pooky would be a good name for our blog. Enough of your history lesson. Bottom line: Pooky sometimes acts like an asshole but he makes everything happen.

2. It's okay to blog about serious shit. If you blog about serious shit all the time you will be ridiculed and killed. Pooky will make it happen. Remember this is
"I Love Stupid" not "I Love a Good Long Serious Story All the Time". Haha. We haven't had a problem with this so far so let's keep it that way boys!

3. For you newcomers you must spread the word around about your new home. ILS is made for us to piss people off. Spread that shit around. Haha.

4. You need a nickname. Steve doesn't since all of us have problems giving him a nickname. Since we waited so long to give him one it seems that anything we say won't stand up to the hype. You newbies can call yourself whatever you want. Juss make it creative.

5. The quote. Harrison Ford on...I forget...Conan? We thought it was a funny quote. And he said it was stupid. Good enough for us.

This is sounding like a frat. IT IS NOT A FUCKING FRAT. I just decided to give you some feedback so T-Bag doesn't ask me who the fuck Pooky is. Hehe. Enjoy you bastards. Again I leave you with the same quote since I double blogged in less than 2 hours or so.

"When I die I want all of my blogs printed out and put into a book to be handed out to everyone who goes to my funeral...that way they won't be as sad." BLuckyDay.

Well, it certainly been a while since I've written in here, not as bad as Derek per say, but it's been long enough. New editions to Pooky, how exciting! Let me say that I'm glad that more people will be joining us here, hopefully there will be more writing, opinions, humor, and insight on life. I'll put in a few more cents on who each person is:

Andy is my best friend and we've gone to the same school ever since Kindergarten and we go to Cal Poly together. He's probably in the top 3 funniest people that I know in the world. He is witty, sarcastic, slick w/ the comments and a quick thinker. He and I have been through almost everything together and I love telling the crazy stories and all the trouble we used to cause. Avid videogame player, sports fanatic, and all around one of the good guys in this world. Glad to see Pooky and his power trip let him on.

I met Kevin in the dorms, but really didn't get to know him until my second year. I had found a friend here at Poly that didn't need to drink every weekend to have fun. He was the guy I can chill with, kick back and watch movies. He was my impulse shopping friend since Brendan wasn't here. We eventually became roommates in our 3rd year and I couldn't imagine living with anyone else. He was the perfect roommate. Kevin has now become one of my best friends and he's given me another reason that I'm glad I went to Poly. Kevin is the perfectionist, hates losing, scares easily, but has a great time with life. Most of the time. He's also another funny face that can shed some light here in Pooky on random things. He'll be the person in the group minus Brendan, to say what's on his mind, no matter what. His shit talking is endless, but like Brendan he's a softy and truly a good character. He's taught me a lot in cooking, fixing things, bball, etc. I hope he makes his way back to SJ so that we may become roommates again and have some more fun!

Tony tried to throw me in a fuckin garbage can in our first meeting in 6th grade. Koreans are not supposed to do that to each other, but oh well, lucky for him I forgave him and we've become good friends w/ an intereting twist on how we met. This is a guy you always want on your side. He'll stick up for you, he'll defend you and he's one of the most loyal friends that I have. He's a tremendous athlete who has risen above the rest and worked his ass off to become the best player that he can be. His efforts are always 110% and his hard work will pay off for him. He's a kick back guy, who is almost always in a good mood. He always has a smile on his face and rarely gets mad. He makes some bold comments too, like Kevin and Brendan, but like the others, laughs it off with everyone else.

All in all these 3 should be a great addition to our blog, I hope they blog a lot and we get feedback on everything. I know some of our lives will become more hectic with our college careers coming to a close, but it will always be good to hear from you all. I hope to see you all in SJ, even though some may think it's not a fun place to be. I beg to differ, I think San Jose is good enough, there's no other town I would rather live in. I say this because of the company that I keep there and that's all that I need. All the people I care about are from the area and hopefully will eventually be back there when all is said and done. Other pluses is that it has awesome sports team, SF is just 20 min away, traffic isn't that bad, there are convenient places to shop (Valley Fair is a great mall, parking sucks though), Videogame stores galore for missions, Popeye's, Su's, Gordon Bierch, Holders, must I say more? If that's not good enough for ya, then I'm sorry, that's all I have to offer for the town.

School is going alright. Kick back, but my classes are actually interesting. I actually like going to the lectures because I feel like I am retaining stuff. My Developmental Psych. class is giving me some good insights on children and how to raise them, what's normal, what's not, etc. My Kine class is making me more aware of my surroundings and the struggles b/w cultures. It also gives good tips on how to lead a healthy life. Funny, my most boring class is the one that I have to take which is my Software Mgmt. class. I really should be interested in it, since it discusses my future job (Proj Mgmt), but damn, the subject is damn boring and I hope my job isn't the same way or I would go nuts. Month and a half left, time flies when you're having fun.

I've noticed I am a very emotional drunk. Not the wah wah, boo hoo, emotional. More like the "I love you guys!" type and I like to give hugs. I getting drunk and talking w/ most of you is my way of saying I appreciate having you in my life, but I would feel stupid saying it sober because I would immediately be termed as "gay." I know Brendan is already saying that right now, that bastard hehe. But I mean everything I say and I do appreciate all my friends and I guess that's my way of expressing it. At least I don't cry and I've cut down on the hitting (Kevin). haha. If you don't like my drunken ways, give me a few more drinks and I'll just pass out.

Brian - I hope things are well with the ladies or lady. We'll need a status check, just to make sure you're not psycho or anything.
Pooky - Stop whining. I am Pooky, don't use my name...boo hoo. I thought Pooky was a team, I guess not. Thanks for adding the boyz above! =) "I thought about taking it down, but that would just be childish HAHAHAHA" I wonder if that's aimed at me. I don't want to assume or put words in the mouth, but my opinion is it's not childish if assholes are writing stupid ass shit in the box, especially when they're making fun of friends that don't get our humor. =) Brendan and I already had this chat haha.
Brendan and Jonathan - Check out their painting. It's sick and I like the HW idea you guys have for each other. I hope to see more of it and Brendan I hope you have a script ready for the summer, I am ready to act! haha jk
Steve - hope all is well in SD, I would still like to make a trip there, just tell me if there's a good weekend and I'm there.
Derek - YOU ARE GAY! haha jk...Hope things are well at SC, don't work too hard, enjoy college a bit. I know it's hard with essays, papers, projects, midterms, finals, etc, but relax a little.

Mario Kart does look sick. There were about 10 games in Andy's new EGM that intrigued me and I can't for them to come out. Castevania(PS2), Socom 2(PS2), Halo 2 (Xbox), Syphon Filter (PS2), X-men Legends (PS2), Madden 2004 (PS2), Baldur's Gate II (PS2), Final Fantasy (Gamecube), and also Full Throttle 2(PS2). Take a look at some on the games on Videogames.com or something, but all of them should be good. Also the new Lord of the Rings game w/ Multi-player, something they definitely needed in the first one.

X-men 2 was a great movie. I thought it was way better than the first, which I liked too. I think the Phoenix Saga is coming in the 3rd movie and hopefully Gambit will be included. Better Luck Tommorrow is not that great of a movie. DO NOT GO SEE IT, wait for it on video or something. It is not one of those movies you have to see in the theatres. The all Asian cast was interesting and certain scenes were cool, but overall I was criticizing the movie on the inside the whole time. Matrix looks cool, Hulk looks better with these new trailers then the first ones, so I can't wait until those come out.

Cute vs. Hot - I would say hot girls are looks only. They seem like the "untouchable" or "out of my league" type of females. I would say cute girls are relatively attractive, but they have an added bonus that most girls don't have...a personality. They have humor, they have charisma, and they are generally interesting to talk with. Hot girls, I think for me at least, are people that I tend to not talk w/ as much, mostly because I never think I'm good enough for them or something. Classy is a touch of both hot and cute, Catherine Zeta-Jones would be my example of this. She has this image that she has a lot of class, she's attractive, but not over the top, she's more elegant I guess is how I would put it.

Alright, well I am trying to think of more to write, but I really can't. So until next time, see you all later...Peace out.

Pooky comes around like Haley's comet. Except this comet decides to crash land into Earth and fuck up our blog with stupid shit...oh wait...we love stupid shit. Nevermind.

First and foremost we must introduce three new members into our blog. Now this is not without its controversy. First of all this blog was created for the use of six friends to keep in touch with one another without having to send out emails. Not that any of us send out emails anyway. Now we are introducing three new members that quite honestly not everyone on the existing I Love Stupid team knows personally. While they may have met one another briefly, they probably didn’t kick it for that long. Yet I can say the same about Brian. Haha. Now for those that don’t know these three future bloggers you will be happy to know that they are incredibly funny in their own ways. Of course these three are not replacing any of our old bloggers. So let me introduce you to our newest Pooky bitches.

Andy Cates is a close friend that I have known just about as long as Bryant. I continually tell him he should write a movie because he has the quickest wit I know of. The shit this guy says will make you laugh. The genius about this is the fact that when he says funny things he doesn’t laugh at his own shit…too often…which makes it funnier. Maybe he doesn’t have a sense of humor. Either way a welcome addition to our blog and I can’t wait to hear what drunk Andy has to say.

Kevin Kiser is another close friend that I met through Bryant…for better or for worse. He’s a white guy that thinks he is black. I would say like Malibu’s most wanted but that would irritate Kevin. And quite frankly he is a google times funnier. Always says what is on his mind and continues to find a cure for T-bola. What a human being huh? Haha.
Also known as j.reid. Watch out for that fucker. Talks a lot of shit and can back it up.

Tony Chang. Another Korean. What is this blog coming too? I met Tony in high school and has become a close friend ever since. The thing about this guy is that he thinks exactly like me sometimes which is scary. He tells it like it is and is never afraid to make little gestures around the table without any regard of who is there. Again another funny individual that will always have a good story to tell…even if he’s Korean.

So here are our newest members. They are stupid which in turn means for good blogs. I personally cannot wait to see what happens now. Everything must change. Like Pooky says…even if for the worse. Haha.

Alright well I was going to blog about Pirates and the Caribbean and how that Kiera Knightly doesn’t look anything like Natalie Portman in the film. That will just have to wait until next time…

“When I die I want all of my blogs printed out and put into a book to be handed out to everyone who goes to my funeral…that way they won’t be as sad.” BLuckyDay.

Affirmative Action
All right already, two bleachblood yakoos have been invited. You happy now? Quota filled, fuckaz!
What's next, we gonna let the browns in?
The blog will never be the same.
"All good things..."

Chatbox
I put the chatbox up so that other people who read our blog can comment on our posts... not to give Team Pooky another place to write dumb shiet they think is funny. I see that someone has posed as GOD, paying BLuckyDay an overly generous compliment*. I can only assume this was BLuckyDay himself or one of his movie magic boyfriends, because no one else ever says anything nice about that asshole. And as if that wasn't bad enough, someone posed as another supreme being, fuckin Pooky. I'M POOKY. YOU'RE NOT POOKY. Don't try to be me, cause you ain't and you cain't, you non-Pooky bitch. Did I say "J" should be on the team? Fuck no... I don't know who or what "J" is... other than a letter that sucka names start with. Just try and make a suggestion in my name in the posts section... aw you can't! So until you can do that, take credit for your own dumb ideas. But as it turns out, "J" might be worthy of the invite since he already clowned on Eecs Bangs. Correct my nuts, you pale anal nerd! As for "tat", "ferret"** and "Tazzz"... nothing too stupid from them so far, just they only seem interested in reading what "J" has to say. I guess they're tired of you guys already. Well anyways, even though there has yet to be anything worthwhile in the Chatbox, I'm gonna leave it up for you to use as you will. I thought about taking it down, but that would just be childish HAHAHAHA

* "Haha my sons. That BLuckyDay is one funny fuck!"
** "FERRET"??!!!